Quick as a flash ScoMo pulls the rug from under sluggish Shorty.
Slow and sluggish Shorty is used to slow moving people like Labor types and just can't cope with fast slippery opportunity grabbing slickies like ScoMo.
And, as predicted, ScoMo has grabbed sluggish Shorty's main unfunded health farce policy by quickly boosting hospitals and health.
And ScoMo has effortlessly reduced housing prices without any of the Labor imbeciles' banning neg gearing and capital gains Socialist insanity.
And ScoMo has launched Australia's Space Industry in SA to boost votes there. Won't Labor and the unions try to quickly close it down as part of their Greenies' CLOSE DOWN ALL INDUSTRY IN AUSTRALIA big policy.
And ScoMo has already moved to reduce power prices by stopping gaming by the private operators while Labor prepares to increase power prices by 5 to 6 times with their crippling of the power network and their Carbon Tax.
And Dutto and ScoMo have stopped Labor in their tracks by threatening to send about 5 Labor + independent Section 44 violators to the High Court. LameDuck Phelpsy is shuddering in her slippers.
And ScoMo is cleverly widely advertising Labor's vicious Socialist Retiree tax which is designed to force retirees into Industrial Super so the unions can pilfer their money.
And ScoMo is having the time of his life rubbishing Shorty's RESTART the BOATS main policy.
And Labor's main support group GetUp! must be choking on their own slime as they make stuffup after stuffup.

ScoMo the Shorty killer