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Foreskin Facial
Nov 27^th, 2018 at 11:44am

It smells like sperm!

Has Melania had this too?

Does the ‘foreskin facial’ mark the end of the world?
Kate Beckinsale is the latest celebrity to try the treatment, which uses a serum derived from babies’ circumcised penises. Has anti-ageing finally gone too far?

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/nov/26/foreskin-facial-kate-b...

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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11578 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #1 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 11:48am Oi Vey ... what madness. A bargain though at $1,000 a shot. Which reminds me: How do you circumcise a whale? Send down 4 skin divers.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #2 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 11:53am Captain Nemo wrote on Nov 27^th, 2018 at 11:48am: Oi Vey ... what madness. A bargain though at $1,000 a shot. Which reminds me: How do you circumcise a whale? Send down 4 skin divers. Hear about the blind foreskin doctor? He slipped and got the sack.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #3 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 12:00pm I met a petite blonde today I'd love to give a foreskin facial ...
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 141882 Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #4 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 12:07pm AiA wrote on Nov 27^th, 2018 at 11:44am: It smells like sperm! Cum again!
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 97645	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #5 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 12:20pm I'll have what she's having.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #6 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 12:31pm This will cause prices in the foreskin market to go through the roof.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #7 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 12:42pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 27^th, 2018 at 12:31pm: This will cause prices in the foreskin market to go through the roof. Don't worry Laugh if you can't afford a proper foreskin. Bobby's teabags must have some rejuvenating effects ...
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #8 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 2:41pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 27^th, 2018 at 12:31pm: This will cause prices in the foreskin market to go through the roof.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #9 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 2:46pm cods wrote on Nov 27^th, 2018 at 2:41pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 27^th, 2018 at 12:31pm: This will cause prices in the foreskin market to go through the roof. It's not too late for you Cods. How would you like to look 18 again and be romanced by toyboys?
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #10 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 2:50pm Fair suck! Is this the reason Rabbis and Mohels look so young and handsome?
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Re: Foreskin Facial
Reply #11 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 2:54pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 27^th, 2018 at 2:46pm:

cods wrote on Nov 27^th, 2018 at 2:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 27^th, 2018 at 12:31pm:

This will cause prices in the foreskin market to go through the roof.

It's not too late for you Cods.

How would you like to look 18 again and be romanced by toyboys?

I couldnt think of anything worse....

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Tally Full Member Offline Posts: 116 Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #12 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 2:59pm I never knew this. Islamic male circumcision is analogous but not identical to Jewish circumcision. Islam is currently the largest single religious group in which the practice is widespread wikipedia.org/wiki/Khitan_(circumcision)#Procedure
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Foreskin Facial Reply #13 - Nov 27^th, 2018 at 3:04pm A blokes todger is more sensitive when he has a skindoggy. His cherry dries out and the nerve endings become damaged thus numbing it to a degree.
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