Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM
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If abolishing all mosques can prevent one fifteen year old retard from becoming 'radicalised' and killing an innocent - it will be worth it...
.. and now to our comedy hour with Yaesu and Ach-med:-
"An Arab man is walking his animals when out of nowhere Jesus appears.
"Hi good man, could I speak to your dog?"
The man replies,
"Jesus, my dog can't speak"
Jesus ignores the comment and adresses the dog
"Dog, how are you doing, are you treated fair?"
The dog replies,
"My lord, I am very happy. My owner feeds me well, walks me 3 times a day, and plays with me all the time."
The Arab man stands there in astonishment.
Jesus asks:-
"My good man, could I now speak to your horse?"
The man replies,
"Jesus, my horse can not speak."
Jesus still addresses the horse
"Great beast, how are you, are you treated well?
The horse replies,
"My lord, I am a mighty happy horse. I am walked and trained many times a day, fed very well, my hair is always combed, and all is good."
At this point the man is at loss for words......
Then Jesus asks,
"My man, may I speak to your goat?"
The man yells out,
"NO, NOT THE GOAT, THE GOAT IS A LIAR!"
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