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Big Donger Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 102047	Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam Reply #480 - May 20^th, 2018 at 3:53pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 3:47pm: Are there jellyfish/cherry-pickers in Vietnam? Hole's never been there, Homo. For a good time, you have to go to Townsville. Fck that. I'd rather do him here.
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Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam
Reply #481 - May 20^th, 2018 at 4:05pm

Big Donger wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 3:53pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 3:47pm:

Are there jellyfish/cherry-pickers in Vietnam?

Hole's never been there, Homo. For a good time, you have to go to Townsville.

Fck that. I'd rather do him here.

I'll be around the DMZ later this year, want me to go say sorry to any gooks you brutalized back in the day?

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam Reply #482 - May 20^th, 2018 at 4:07pm Traumatised? Did you publicly defecate in Nam, Karny?
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Big Donger Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 102047	Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam Reply #483 - May 20^th, 2018 at 4:12pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 4:07pm: Traumatised? Did you publicly defecate in Nam, Karny? Bloody oath. Where else do you go?
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Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam
Reply #484 - May 20^th, 2018 at 4:14pm

Gordon wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 4:05pm:

Big Donger wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 3:53pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 3:47pm:

Are there jellyfish/cherry-pickers in Vietnam?

Hole's never been there, Homo. For a good time, you have to go to Townsville.

Fck that. I'd rather do him here.

I'll be around the DMZ later this year, want me to go say sorry to any gooks you brutalized back in the day?

I've never brutalised any man who didn't have it coming.

Anyway, I prefer to call it tough love. They learn to like it.

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam Reply #485 - May 20^th, 2018 at 5:03pm They're called latrines in the military, aren't they?
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Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam
Reply #486 - May 20^th, 2018 at 5:06pm

Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 4:07pm:

Traumatised? Did you publicly defecate in Nam, Karny?

Oh I thought we're talking about the time Karnal was backpacking around Vietnam.

He was getting measured up for a suit in Hoi An and got a chubby while the tailor was checking his inseam.

Poor woman has never been able to work since.

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Reply #487 - May 20^th, 2018 at 5:21pm

Big Donger wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 3:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 2:33pm:

Big Donger wrote on May 3^rd, 2018 at 10:27pm:

Looks like Hole's got a bit of a crush, boys. It happens sometimes in war.

No more personal messages, Big Hole, okay? I'll see you in the barracks after lights-out.

BigOl is laughing at your achievements:

http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1526760961/15#26

I don't have any achievements, son. Nor does the Australian Army in the theatre of Nam.

Hole's free to have a giggle. Who knows? It might do him some good.

You do have achievements dad.

BigOl is just jealous that on ANZAC day he can't walk proudly in the
parade with medals like you can.

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam Reply #488 - May 20^th, 2018 at 6:25pm Karnal routinely makes more telephone calls asking strangers if anyone's had a car accident in their family than all the other tinteds in the call centre combined. Surely that warrants a Victoria Cross
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Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam
Reply #489 - May 20^th, 2018 at 8:25pm

Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 5:03pm:

They're called latrines in the military, aren't they?

We called it the Dunny. I prefer the more Raj-inspired "Khyber", referring to a difficult passage through the Khyber Pass, or in rhyming slang, arse.

But I don't get to choose our military terminology. Hole and Grappler are right to point out my vague grasp of military terms. I've either forgotten them or use the lingo you cnts understand.

I never signed up to be a soldier. Why should I pretend to be one?

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39746 Gender:	Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam Reply #490 - May 20^th, 2018 at 8:41pm Quote: I never signed up to be a soldier. Why should I pretend to be one? Come in spinners!
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Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam
Reply #491 - May 20^th, 2018 at 8:54pm

Big Donger wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 5:03pm:

They're called latrines in the military, aren't they?

We called it the Dunny. I prefer the more Raj-inspired "Khyber", referring to a difficult passage through the Khyber Pass, or in rhyming slang, arse.

But I don't get to choose our military terminology. Hole and Grappler are right to point out my vague grasp of military terms. I've either forgotten them or use the lingo you cnts understand.

I never signed up to be a soldier. Why should I pretend to be one?

But I thought you were an Australian soldier in Vietnam?

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Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam
Reply #492 - May 20^th, 2018 at 9:01pm

Bobby. wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 8:54pm:

Big Donger wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 5:03pm:

They're called latrines in the military, aren't they?

We called it the Dunny. I prefer the more Raj-inspired "Khyber", referring to a difficult passage through the Khyber Pass, or in rhyming slang, arse.

But I don't get to choose our military terminology. Hole and Grappler are right to point out my vague grasp of military terms. I've either forgotten them or use the lingo you cnts understand.

I never signed up to be a soldier. Why should I pretend to be one?

But I thought you were an Australian soldier in Vietnam?

Read the words Bobby.....read the words.

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Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam
Reply #493 - May 20^th, 2018 at 9:18pm

Big Donger wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 5:03pm:

They're called latrines in the military, aren't they?

We called it the Dunny. I prefer the more Raj-inspired "Khyber", referring to a difficult passage through the Khyber Pass, or in rhyming slang, arse.

But I don't get to choose our military terminology. Hole and Grappler are right to point out my vague grasp of military terms. I've either forgotten them or use the lingo you cnts understand.

I never signed up to be a soldier. Why should I pretend to be one?

Why would anyone pretend to be anything on an anonymous internet forum?

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Re: Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam
Reply #494 - May 20^th, 2018 at 9:20pm

Mr Hammer wrote on May 20^th, 2018 at 6:25pm:

Karnal routinely makes more telephone calls asking strangers if anyone's had a car accident in their family than all the other tinteds in the call centre combined. Surely that warrants a Victoria Cross

He called me getting me to change my energy provider the other day.

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