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it_is_the_light Gold Member Offline Christ Light Posts: 41434 The Pyramid of LIGHT Gender:	Stop Masturbation Mar 24^th, 2018 at 1:17am NoFap Benefits & How to Quit Porn
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Jasin Moderator Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: Stop Masturbation Reply #1 - Mar 24^th, 2018 at 3:10am Nope. I'm currently watching Agnes does Adelaide while having a semi.
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Its time Gold Member Offline Boot libs out Posts: 25639 Gender:	Re: Stop Masturbation Reply #2 - Mar 24^th, 2018 at 3:47am I won't quote that jasin because I suspect you will probably delete it
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Reply #3 - Mar 24^th, 2018 at 10:13am

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2018 at 3:10am:

Nope. I'm currently watching Agnes does Adelaide while having a semi. Cheesy

too much information

Does anyone ever watch embedded youtube videos?
It seems to be mostly the nutcases who post them (vloggers are the only people who support their conspiracy theories) amd spme of them go for 2 hours.
The only time I will ever watch one is if it is less than 1 minute and is a funny cat video. I am not going to waste my time listing to some loonie vlogger.

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The Right Wing only believe in free speech when they agree with what is being said.

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25202 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Stop Masturbation Reply #4 - Mar 25^th, 2018 at 12:24am Are your palms feeling hairy and you are having trouble seeing again, light?
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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 17308 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Stop Masturbation Reply #5 - Mar 25^th, 2018 at 12:26am UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 25^th, 2018 at 12:24am: Are your palms feeling hairy and you are having trouble seeing again, light?
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Re: Stop Masturbation
Reply #6 - Mar 25^th, 2018 at 12:31am

it_is_the_light wrote on Mar 24^th, 2018 at 1:17am:

NoFap Benefits & How to Quit Porn

What kind of virgin comes up with the idea that pornography arouses you to a point where the real thing just does not get you going? If anything, porn would probably arouse a person into having better real-life sex.

And if porn really does reduce the amount of sexual tension, perhaps it would be good to use as a rape deterrent.

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Jasin Moderator Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: Stop Masturbation Reply #7 - Mar 25^th, 2018 at 1:41am Why do I get the impression this Topic and its following posts are a certain case of Deja-vu ? Anyway, 'Agnes Does Adelaide' was great! I didn't know she had it in her.
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Big Donger Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 102387	Re: Stop Masturbation Reply #8 - Mar 25^th, 2018 at 4:30pm Ban porn. Watch Russian bots instead.
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TheFunPolice Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9009 waggawagga Gender:	Re: Stop Masturbation Reply #9 - Mar 25^th, 2018 at 5:19pm it_is_the_light wrote on Mar 24^th, 2018 at 1:17am: NoFap Benefits & How to Quit Porn What about women stop making it?
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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 17308 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Stop Masturbation Reply #10 - Mar 25^th, 2018 at 8:02pm TheFunPolice wrote on Mar 25^th, 2018 at 5:19pm: it_is_the_light wrote on Mar 24^th, 2018 at 1:17am: NoFap Benefits & How to Quit Porn What about women stop making it? I'm not into gay porn.
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Re: Stop Masturbation
Reply #11 - Mar 30^th, 2018 at 9:54pm

Is it OK if I bat one out while I think about it?

The dad walks into the shower and sees his son going twenty to the dozen, and immediately tells him to stop that.

No, it's my dick, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

The mum walks in catching her son, and screams at him, Stop that or you'll go blind.

Can I keep going until I need glasses?

I hardly dare to ask, but could the light actually mean this?
Masturbation is a great, and healthy past time, and anyone who says they do not enjoy it, is obviously doing it wrong.

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Re: Stop Masturbation
Reply #12 - Mar 30^th, 2018 at 10:07pm

mozzaok wrote on Mar 30^th, 2018 at 9:54pm:

Is it OK if I bat one out while I think about it?

The dad walks into the shower and sees his son going twenty to the dozen, and immediately tells him to stop that.

No, it's my dick, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

The mum walks in catching her son, and screams at him, Stop that or you'll go blind.

Can I keep going until I need glasses?

I hardly dare to ask, but could the light actually mean this?
Masturbation is a great, and healthy past time, and anyone who says they do not enjoy it, is obviously doing it wrong.

That's right, Mozzoak. Did Dad join in?

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Re: Stop Masturbation
Reply #13 - Mar 30^th, 2018 at 10:32pm

Big Donger wrote on Mar 30^th, 2018 at 10:07pm:

mozzaok wrote on Mar 30^th, 2018 at 9:54pm:

Is it OK if I bat one out while I think about it?

The dad walks into the shower and sees his son going twenty to the dozen, and immediately tells him to stop that.

No, it's my dick, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

The mum walks in catching her son, and screams at him, Stop that or you'll go blind.

Can I keep going until I need glasses?

I hardly dare to ask, but could the light actually mean this?
Masturbation is a great, and healthy past time, and anyone who says they do not enjoy it, is obviously doing it wrong.

That's right, Mozzoak. Did Dad join in?

Karnal, are you following me? Just cos I called you out as a tosser? Grow up, if you really want to know how to do it, pretend you are polishing your halo.
Alternately run a knife across your pubes and rub the one that bleeds.

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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Stop Masturbation Reply #14 - Mar 30^th, 2018 at 10:40pm Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2018 at 3:10am: Nope. I'm currently watching Agnes does Adelaide while having a semi. I thought "Mellie Does Melbourne" would be more your taste, Jasin ...
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