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The_Barnacle Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #45 - Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 12:21pm
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #46 - Aug 3^rd, 2022 at 10:41am God @TheTweetOfGod I don't regret the Flood but I regret the ark.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49229 Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #47 - Aug 3^rd, 2022 at 9:35pm AHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #48 - Aug 6^th, 2022 at 11:55am God @TheTweetOfGod If you ever want to talk, I'm right here ignoring you.
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #49 - Aug 8^th, 2022 at 3:03pm Abam @AdamBroud Saw this and can’t stop thinking about how much better I am at making plans than God
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issuevoter Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9200 The Great State of Mind Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #50 - Aug 8^th, 2022 at 11:06pm Captain Nemo wrote on Aug 8^th, 2022 at 3:03pm: Abam @AdamBroud Saw this and can’t stop thinking about how much better I am at making plans than God https://i.imgur.com/iDBh2pH.jpg He's bored, and you'd get bored too, if you had to hang around for eternity waiting for something to happen.
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AusGeoff Gold Member Offline Sage of Gippsland Posts: 6025 Victoria Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #51 - Aug 9^th, 2022 at 1:50am Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #52 - Aug 25^th, 2022 at 12:08pm Ouch!
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #53 - Aug 25^th, 2022 at 12:32pm
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #54 - Aug 25^th, 2022 at 3:24pm God @TheTweetOfGod The Marvel Universe is way cooler than Mine.
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1492 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #55 - Sep 1^st, 2022 at 10:57am What did they atheist say when they died and met God? "God you know you do not exist?" "Neither do you anymore."
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1492 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #56 - Sep 1^st, 2022 at 12:24pm What did AI and Robotics say to the last human atheist on Earth before humanity went extinct? "You were right."
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1492 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Atheism Jokes Reply #57 - Sep 1^st, 2022 at 1:48pm What did the atheist say to Jesus on the cross? "Can I have your sandals? I mean, you are not using them."
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Re: Atheism Jokes
Reply #58 - Sep 1^st, 2022 at 9:41pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2018 at 3:30pm:

You have Religion - that matters.
You have Athiesm - that Anti-matters.

Grin

Science will show you via NASA and its Telescopes a Universe that 'doesn't exist' either.
At the most, via the closest star - it existed from 4.5 light years ago to 13 billion years ago.

An Atheist and Scientist will tell you that the Earth is not the center of the Universe and in a way - they are right.
But a Spiritualist will tell you that the Earth IS the center of OUR Universe and they too - are right.

So while admiring James Webb Telescopes of a Universe that no longer exists and of far away worlds you'll never get to experience. Just remember, a Spiritualist is busy trying to make 'this Universe' here - matter.

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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Re: Atheism Jokes
Reply #59 - Sep 2^nd, 2022 at 7:26am

Jasin wrote on Sep 1^st, 2022 at 9:41pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2018 at 3:30pm:

You have Religion - that matters.
You have Athiesm - that Anti-matters.

Grin

Science will show you via NASA and its Telescopes a Universe that 'doesn't exist' either.
At the most, via the closest star - it existed from 4.5 light years ago to 13 billion years ago.

An Atheist and Scientist will tell you that the Earth is not the center of the Universe and in a way - they are right.
But a Spiritualist will tell you that the Earth IS the center of OUR Universe and they too - are right.

So while admiring James Webb Telescopes of a Universe that no longer exists and of far away worlds you'll never get to experience. Just remember, a Spiritualist is busy trying to make 'this Universe' here - matter.

Joking aside, an infinite universe has no centre.

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