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Big Donger
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mothra wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 3:26pm: Big Donger wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 3:07pm: mothra wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 2:11pm: Big Donger wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 1:55pm: mothra wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 1:32pm: Big Donger wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 1:17pm: mothra wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 12:03pm: Big Donger wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 11:55am: mothra wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 11:48am: Big Donger wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 11:43am: mothra wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 11:36am: Big Donger wrote on May 25 th, 2017 at 10:52am: Yes, but did Mr Trump refuse to shake his hand? Or indeed, did the Pope brush Trump's hand away? We'd best ask Melania. I imagine he kissed the Pope's ring. He did, after all, bow to the King of Saud. He also put a yarmulke on and prayed at the Wailing Wall. There's 3 world religions in one quick trip. Do you think he'll get to meet the Dali Lama too? Well yes. Next on the card to the casual observer. I wonder what the Chinese would have to say about it all. The Chinese got most cranky when George W Bush met the Dali Lama. They threatened all sorts of things, remember? I'd say Mr Trump will listen to them, wouldn't you? Well, i suppose we should call it diplomatic, what else to call it? But there is the whole North Korea thing. Do you think Xi Jinping will hold Donald's hand? I think Mr Trump will kiss his ring. Surely he won't Jinping isn't a 13 year old girl. Does he have a wife? Then Donald can grab her by the pussy. Surely that will send the appropriate message to the Dalai Lama ... for being uppity and all. Have you seen Mrs Ping? She doesn't look like the type to go for a 70 year old American playboy with orange hair and a spray-on tan. Does it really matter if she goes for it or not? Trump can do anything. That was before the erection, Mother. Now, everyone's out to get him, so unfair. If the Amerikan people won't submit to Mr Trump's marvellous skills in negotiation and persuasion, they only have themselves to blame. You can't say Mr Trump didn't try. Yes of course. But Mrs. Ping is tinted. I doubt very much if she's up to date, or even remotely aware, about whether or not Donald can grab her pussy. He is, after all, an alpha man. We women love it. Only from alpha men, mind you. It's sexual assault if a beta tries it. Ah, good point. These are, after all, laws of nature. They cannot be resisted. Mrs Ping will go for Mr Trump like a magnet. That leftard beta Xi won't know what hit him. Mr Trump's suave orange demeanor will convince the Chows to go with Mr Trump. We will make Amerika great again for shure.
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