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someone who has just lost their legs in a car acci
Mar 13th, 2017 at 4:57pm
 
Cods is a campaigner for the genital integrity of someone who has just lost their legs in a car accident...
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Re: someone who has just lost their legs in a car acci
Reply #1 - Mar 13th, 2017 at 5:57pm
 
.. would have to be a pretty low down character....

(downe at Ye Olde Morgue....

"Now then, Mrs Hackenkopf .. please take as much time as you need.... (draws back blanket exposing full body).... now I have to ask you formally.. is this your deceased husband?"

""Oh - what a relief.. NO! Harry was at least two feet taller.... and he wasn't only balled on his head, either!


.. breaking news..... the body of a short man seated in a wheel chair has been discovered on an empty commuter carriage, recently completely complemented with corpulent cabbage cravers closed in the carriage on a cloudy cold day completing a clear cut journey ..... police say the cause of death appears to be asphyxiation or suffocation, but there are no suspicious circumstances ........
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