Local authorities were shocked to discover that a pile of ancient human remains found in a shelf of ice and recovered today belong to an early human believed to have died while on hold to Centrelink, a call that remains on hold to this very day.



Those investigating the incident have claimed that they were surprised by the discovery:



“We knew wait times were bad,” one insider told The Backburner. “But this fella has been frozen for hundreds of years. Frankly, even if he has his debts sorted out his phone bill is going to be an absolute mess.



“We could hear Beethoven’s Symphony 9 coming from the phone speaker and can only guess that they were on hold. We will keep investigating and at this stage we don’t want to rule anything out.”



Neighbours notified authorities after the mountain of Centrelink debt recovery letters started encroaching on their property, prompting a search and rescue by locals.



The discovery of the remains has sparked further calls that Attorney-General George Brandis is out of touch, a claim that he denies.



“I don’t know why people are so upset. Waiting isn’t a bad thing and classical music should be accessible for everyone, even the plebeians who call Centrelink.” Brandis told The Backburner. “It’s a great way to add a touch of class to your afternoon as you wait to find out if you’ll have money to eat”



He did concede that some people were unhappy with the wait times but reminded people that there was recourse, “If people are unhappy with the Centrelink call wait times, they can contact Centrelink and sort out the problem.”

http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2017/02/21/ancient-skeleton-found-frozen-ic...

Centrelink should not exist in an affluent society with such boundless opportunities as australia.
If you cant make it in australia in 2017, you f*ing suck.

I can only imagine how you would have coped in england circa 1800 shovelling coal and getting black lung.

the odd person who is in a coma might need government support but even then, you should have had the social intelligence to contruct a support network before entering the coma.

it is the department of 'taking" and "taking' is always wrong.

people who want to take and not contribute are a joke to me.  i find the whole concept disgusting. its low vibration energy, its being stuck in toxic negativity, its being ungrateful for being born into the richest society EVER at the best time EVER and still being a little punk ass bitch taker.  how pitiful to ever visit a centrelink or call one up.
the superior man would rather die

aquascoot wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2017 at 2:30pm:



ONly you could blame a guy in a coma.

Quote:


Preferably not by phone.

Or the postal service. My personal experiences with Government departments (both State and Federal) has them at close to a 100% success rate for 'losing' anything you send to them in the mail.

aquascoot wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2017 at 2:30pm:



you poor naive fool

you'll find that when times get tough, that support network you think are your friends, will suddenly be to busy to take your call.

mothra wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2017 at 2:20pm:



Global cooling.

mothra wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2017 at 4:15pm:



i feel really bad for the beaten down people i see walking hanging around centrelink.

try this.

go drive a cab or an uber.
start your day by giving thanks for the wonderful people who went before you who made this astonishing car.
breath in the air and be grateful you have some of the cleanest air on the planet.
look at the beautiful sun bean=ming down on you or if its raining be grateful for the kick ass weather you can experience.
be in awe of the wonderful city you get to drive around.
smile as you get to hone your social intelligence skills by vibing with your passengers
shake their hands warmly.
be grateful for that morning coffee , it tastes so good.
go home and eat a meal and think how , for most of history people lived in hunger.
watch amazing shows on tv or download a movie that cost millions to make and you get to watch it for a few bucks
delight in a shower under running water, no less.
feel the sensation of falling asleep in clean sheets, knowing that you served your great city by putting in an honest days work.

man, life in australia is just the pinnacle experience .
it just makes you so dammed grateful that you werent born in haiti or south sudan.

when you drive past the centrelink and see those beaten down people just looking "so sorry for themselves"  ask yourself 'why do they stay that way, why did they decide to become addicted to sadness and depression, why dont they try to think like me".

realise they cant,  they could never let your "personal philosophy"  land because they have based their whole lives on a lie. a lie that they live in scarcity .
the evidence is there for all to see that they are fools

Yup, Mothra, pure horseshit.

Mainly to make Horseboy feel superior.

Another idiot to be ignored, like Lees, The Moronic, YouLiar, Light, Yadda, Soren etc.