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Jan 21^st, 2017 at 2:21pm

The First Night of Marriage According to the Sunnah

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In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
All Praise is to Allah.

There are some etiquette rules according to Sunnah about how to perform marital duties:

– The Prophet, Shalallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam, recommended the husband to be kind to his bride and to comfort her by offering her something to drink when they meet the first time after the wedding.

Narrated Imam Ahmad from the hadith of Asmaa bint Yazeed ibn al-Sakin who said: I prepared and beautified Aishah for the Messenger of Allah (SAW). Then he came and I called him to see her in all her beauty. He came and sat next to her. He was brought a large cup that contained milk. He drank and then handed it to her. She lowered her head and was shy. Asmaa then said: I rebuked her and told her to take it from the hand of the Messenger of Allah (SAW). She took it and drank some.”

– The husband should place his hand upon his wife’s head and offer a supplication for her.

The Prophet, Shalallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam, recommended the couple to start every intercourse by saying: Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim (In the Name of Allah), and by praying to Allah (making a Du`a’) to protect them from Shatan, and to protect the child from Satan if a child comes from that intercourse. (Narrated by: Bukhari).

The Prophet, Shalallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam, said, “If any one of you marries a woman or buys a servant, he should take her by the forelock, mention Allah’s name [saying, ‘In the Name of Allah’] and pray blessings by saying, ‘O Allah, I ask you for her good and the good of what you have dispositioned her toward and I seek refuge from her evil and the evil you have dispositioned her toward.’” ( Bukhari in Khalaq Afaal al-Ibaad, pg. 22).

He should place his hand upon the front part of her head at the time when he first starts to approach her or after that. He should mention the name of Allah Almighty and then pray for blessings, and then say the supplication that was taught to us by the Prophet (SAW): “O Allah! I ask of you the good of her and the good of what you have placed in her nature, and I seek refuge with you from the bad in her and the bad that you have placed in her nature.” [ Sunan Abî Dâwûd (2160) Sunan Ibn Mâjah (1918)Mustadrak al-Hâkim (2811) and Sunan al-Bayhaqî (7/148)].

– The groom and the bride are also recommended to pray two Raka`ats together when they meet on the first day of Marriage .

It was narrated that Abu Sa‘eed, the freed slave of Abu Usayd, said: I got married when I was a slave, and I invited some of the Companions of the Prophet (SAW), among whom were Ibn Mas‘ood, Abu Dharr and Hudhayfah. … And they taught me and said: When your wife enters upon you, pray two rak‘ahs, then ask Allah, may He be exalted, for the good of what has entered upon you and seek refuge with Him from its evil, then go ahead and approach your wife. Narrated by Ibn Abi Shaybah in al-Musannaf (3/401) and ‘Abd al-Razzzaaq in al-Musannaf(6/191). Shaykh al-Albaani (may Allah have mercy on him) said: Its isnaad to Abu Sa‘eed is saheeh.

After perform wudhu and pray two raka’at sunnah prayer and then recite the following du’a:

Allahummar zuqni ilfahaa wa wuddaha wa rizaaha bi; warz”ini biha, wa-ajma’ baynana bi ah’sane ijtimaa’in wa anasi i-tilafin; fa innaka tuh’ibbul h’alaala wa tukrihul h’araam.

O Allah! Bless me with her affection, love and her acceptance of me; and make me pleased with her, and bring us together in the best form of a union and in absolute harmony; surely You like lawful things and dislike unlawful things.

May Allah always guide us on the straight Path. Allah (SWT) knows the Best

Oh allah the foreplay is euphoriant.

tug her forelock pray to allah to keep her evil away from you. (no mention of a prayer to keep his evil away from her I see, probably because muhammad said the majority of people in hell are women)

Another prayer to allah then do the job, wash yourself then more prayers to allah.

Two people who have no idea if they are compatible or will ever love each other, most likely inbred, what a crock of backwards imbecility.

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 98162	Re: It just gets stupider Reply #1 - Jan 21^st, 2017 at 5:36pm The Hare Krishnas have to do 44 rounds of chanting on their beads. You? You don't just stick it in, shurely?
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moses Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6353	Re: It just gets stupider Reply #2 - Jan 21^st, 2017 at 6:41pm Seems to be that Christianity is light years ahead of both of them. The internet is great for showing just how far ahead Christianity is.
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 98162	Re: It just gets stupider Reply #3 - Jan 22^nd, 2017 at 11:36am moses wrote on Jan 21^st, 2017 at 6:41pm: Seems to be that Christianity is light years ahead of both of them. The internet is great for showing just how far ahead Christianity is. You show that in your grace and spirit of love and joy, Moses.
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Reply #4 - Jan 22^nd, 2017 at 12:40pm

So far we have the sunnah of the toilet, the sunnah of eating, getting dressed which leg first, which shoe first, sunnah of first contact on marriage night (pray to allah, tug her forelock, pray for protection from her inherent evil' get it over and done with then more obligatory prayers to the moon god allah), sunnah praying to rid your toilet of evil spirits etc. muhammad talked to trees, rocks and caves, drank camel piss, spit three times to your left to get rid of the evil spirits, watch where your praying as the devil is somewhere probably up your nose, or between two hills, the sun goes down in a muddy pond, muhammad has been to allahs' brothel where he saw the three daughters of the moon god allah, all women are stupid they are the majority of people in hell, being slowly roasted as they hang by their breasts over a fire, worship a black rock, which will talk on judgment day etc. etc.

Blood crazed muslims around the globe all reveling in death and destruction on an unimaginable scale, consistently inducing themselves into a zombie like trance with the compulsory never ending prayers, designed to shore up the muslims aggrandizement of a moon god allah and his apostle, a deformed psychopathic, thief liar pedophile rapist torturer and mass murderer.

We are witnessing the 1400 year results of such depraved behaviour of the muslims first hand, a scourge and encumbrance on the rest of the world, because of their own backwards stupidity.

muslims themselves are in their zombie like trance unable to extradite themselves from their predicament as to call into question the crap sprouted by islam is blasphemy, punishable by death. They are trapped by their own imbecility.

The leftard apologists are helping to keep them there, as they would much prefer the death and destruction of islam around the globe, to admitting that islam is the pits, it is evil and should be thoroughly reviewed and questioned as to its' suitability as a doctrine for the 21st century.

But it eventually will come, the insanity displayed by muslims and their apologists will be beaten, of that I'm sure, it's just how much more blood has to flow before the world turns (that's what it all hinges on).

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21065 Gordon Gender:	Re: It just gets stupider Reply #5 - Jan 22^nd, 2017 at 2:03pm Karnal wrote on Jan 21^st, 2017 at 5:36pm: The Hare Krishnas have to do 44 rounds of chanting on their beads. You? You don't just stick it in, shurely? Only in the Ravisie's dunnies with paki women drunk on tequila shots. How'd you shape up this morning, Kaka?
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Reply #6 - Jan 22^nd, 2017 at 3:51pm

moses wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2017 at 12:40pm:

So far we have the sunnah of the toilet, the sunnah of eating, getting dressed which leg first, which shoe first, sunnah of first contact on marriage night (pray to allah, tug her forelock, pray for protection from her inherent evil' get it over and done with then more obligatory prayers to the moon god allah), sunnah praying to rid your toilet of evil spirits etc. muhammad talked to trees, rocks and caves, drank camel piss, spit three times to your left to get rid of the evil spirits, watch where your praying as the devil is somewhere probably up your nose, or between two hills, the sun goes down in a muddy pond, muhammad has been to allahs' brothel where he saw the three daughters of the moon god allah, all women are stupid they are the majority of people in hell, being slowly roasted as they hang by their breasts over a fire, worship a black rock, which will talk on judgment day etc. etc.

Blood crazed muslims around the globe all reveling in death and destruction on an unimaginable scale, consistently inducing themselves into a zombie like trance with the compulsory never ending prayers, designed to shore up the muslims aggrandizement of a moon god allah and his apostle, a deformed psychopathic, thief liar pedophile rapist torturer and mass murderer.

We are witnessing the 1400 year results of such depraved behaviour of the muslims first hand, a scourge and encumbrance on the rest of the world, because of their own backwards stupidity.

muslims themselves are in their zombie like trance unable to extradite themselves from their predicament as to call into question the crap sprouted by islam is blasphemy, punishable by death. They are trapped by their own imbecility.

The leftard apologists are helping to keep them there, as they would much prefer the death and destruction of islam around the globe, to admitting that islam is the pits, it is evil and should be thoroughly reviewed and questioned as to its' suitability as a doctrine for the 21st century.

But it eventually will come, the insanity displayed by muslims and their apologists will be beaten, of that I'm sure, it's just how much more blood has to flow before the world turns (that's what it all hinges on).

Karnal gone AWOL for you have posted far too many statements of fact for her tiny muslim brain to assimilate all in one short statement.

Are you able to keep your factual comments in the singular so that the camel jockeys don't have to tax their inbred brain.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this most delicate matter.

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Reply #7 - Jan 23^rd, 2017 at 3:00pm

pure imbecility?

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The Prophet said, "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes and then praises Allah, then it is obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say: May Allah be merciful to you (Yar-hamuka-l-lah). But as regards yawning, it is from Satan, so one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning, Satan will laugh at him." Volume 8, Book 73, Number 242: Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "A good dream is from Allah, and a bad or evil dream is from Satan; so if anyone of you has a bad dream of which he gets afraid, he should spit on his left side and should seek Refuge with Allah from its evil, for then it will not harm him." Volume 4, Book 54, Number 513: Narrated Abu Qatada:ï'

The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night." Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516: Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "When you hear the crowing of cocks, ask for Allah's Blessings for (their crowing indicates that) they have seen an angel. And when you hear the braying of donkeys, seek Refuge with Allah from Satan for (their braying indicates) that they have seen a Satan." Volume 4, Book 54, Number 522: Narrated Abu Huraira:

"I heard Allah's Apostle saying, 'There is none born among the off-spring of Adam, but Satan touches it. A child therefore, cries loudly at the time of birth because of the touch of Satan, except Mary and her child." Then Abu
Huraira recited: "And I seek refuge with You for her and for her offspring from the outcast Satan" (3.36) Volume 4, Book 55, Number 641:Narrated Said bin Al-

Allah's Apostle said, When night falls (or when it is evening), stop your children from going out, for the devils
spread out at that time. But when an hour of the night has passed, release them and close the doors and mention
Allah's Name, for Satan does not open a closed door. Tie the mouth of your water-skin and mention Allah's Name; cover your containers and utensils and mention Allah's Name. Cover them even by placing something across it, and extinguish your lamps." Volume 7, Book 69, Number 527: Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah

The Prophet said, "If anyone of you, when intending to have a sexual intercourse with his wife, says: 'Bismillah,
Allahumma jannibna-sh-shaitan, wa jannibi-sh-shaitan ma razaqtana,' and if the couple are destined to have a child (out of that very sexual relation), then Satan will never be able to harm that child." Volume 8, Book 75, Number 397: Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:

Allah's Apostle said, "During your sleep, Satan knots three knots at the back of the head of each of you, and he breathes the following words at each knot, 'The night is long, so keep on sleeping,' If that person wakes up and
celebrates the praises of Allah, then one knot is undone, and when he performs ablution the second knot is undone, and when he prays, all the knots are undone, and he gets up in the morning lively and gay, otherwise he gets up dull and gloomy." Volume 4, Book 54, Number 491: Narrated Abu Huraira:

It was mentioned before the Prophet that there was a man who slept the night till morning (after sunrise). The Prophet
said, "He is a man in whose ears (or ear) Satan had urinated." Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492: Narrated
'Abdullah:ï'

The Prophet said, "Name yourselves with my name (use my name) but do not name yourselves with my Kunya name (i.e. Abu-l Qasim). And whoever sees me in a dream then surely he has seen me for Satan cannot impersonate me. And whoever tells a lie against me (intentionally), then (surely) let him occupy his seat in Hell-fire." Volume 1, Book 3, Number 110: Narrated Abu Huraira:

(The Prophet) said, "O Allah! Bless our Sham and our Yemen." People said, "Our Najd as well." The Prophet again said, "O Allah! Bless our Sham and Yemen." They said again, "Our Najd as well." On that the Prophet said, "There will appear earthquakes and afflictions, and from there will come out the side of the head of Satan." Volume 2, Book 17, Number 147: Narrated Ibn 'Umar:

The Prophet once offered the prayer and said, "Satan came in front of me and tried to interrupt my prayer, but Allah gave me an upper hand on him and I choked him. No doubt, I thought of tying him to one of the pillars of the mosque till you get up in the morning and see him. Then I remembered the statement of Prophet Solomon, 'My Lord ! Bestow on me a kingdom such as shall not belong to any other after me.' Then Allah made him (Satan) return with his head down (humiliated)." Volume 2, Book 22, Number 301, Narrated Abu Huraira

Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan for the prayer is pronounced, then Satan takes to his heels passing wind so that he may not hear the Adhan and when the Muadh-dhin finishes, he comes back; Volume 2, Book 22, Number 313: Narrated Abu Huraira,

Allah's Apostle said, "When anyone of you stands for the prayers, Satan comes and puts him in doubts till he forgets
how many Rakat he has prayed. So if this happens to anyone of you, he should perform two prostrations of Sahu while sitting. Volume 2, Book 22, Number 324: Narrated Abu Huraira:

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Reply #8 - Feb 4^th, 2017 at 2:37pm

So far we've got a devil that farts and sleeps in muslims' noses.

A sun that goes down in a muddy pool.

Men who sit down to pee.

Drinking camel urine.

Eat both wings of a fly.

Tug a womans' forelock before praying to guard yourself from the inherent evil in her, on the wedding night.

Pray to remove the devils out of a toilet.

Rules for stepping into and out of a toilet.

Rules for which leg to put into your trousers first, which leg to take out first.

Rules for which shoe to put on first

Take three breaths while drinking.

Spit on left left side after a bad dream.

Don't yawn the devil doesn't like it.

Keep reciting the qur'an because it gets away from you.

Drink with your right hand because the devil drinks with his left hand.

Force little girls to marry old men.

Female genital mutilation

Honour killing of their wives and daughters.

Slaughtering innocent people as a sacrifice to their moon god allah.

The above are just a few examples of the utter stupidity in islam, couple these with the sacrificial duties of jihadists, plus the self induced trance muslims are in with their never ending prayers and lies to try and promote their self righteous grandioseness, we have a dangerous backwards cult of psychopathic imbeciles.

islamic stupidity is self evident today, muslims killing muslims, muslims slaughtering non muslims, inbreeding illiteracy and poverty is rampant, millions of them demanding that the rest of us feed and shelter them.

Europe is reaping the rewards for embracing them, muslims crime is the unrestrained threat they are facing.

Thank goodness we have the Trumps etc. etc. rising to give us some hope for the future, truth is finally starting to comeback against the leftards and the muslims.

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Grendel Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 28080 Gender:	Re: It just gets stupider Reply #13 - Feb 5^th, 2017 at 8:27am kemal wrote on Feb 4^th, 2017 at 4:18pm: Brian Ross wrote on Feb 4^th, 2017 at 3:56pm: http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/128170/2467911-yawn_20smiley.jpg Go home to D&B, just go home. Tut tut smiley face. He can't go there he ruined that site to, that is why he's here. Right Bwian?
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Reply #14 - Feb 5^th, 2017 at 2:13pm

muhammad apparently had a fetish for womens' dresses, especially the child brides skimpy outfits.

he also slept with his dead aunty didn't he.

No wonder muslims are what they are today, if this is the crap they revere.

The big question is: how sick are the leftards to want to impose respect for this idiocy on the rest of us?

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