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Reply #15 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 7:54am

Dnarever wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 7:40am:

cods wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 7:20am:

Dnarever wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 7:11am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 7^th, 2017 at 11:57pm:

Absolutely - when I do the washing up, all the cutlery and dishes have their ordained spot... you have all the knives in one place - same with the rest of the cutlery - and you have a progression of dish sizes so that all are in order and not just stacked one on top of the other....

I rinse in the second tub filled with water so there is NO soap residue.

The ex - who drives me mad over dish washing - just slams them through as if she has no interest (she doesn't - the voices in her head are too strong) - stacks them on top of each other after a two second blast with clean water to remove soap - and then whines when dishes get broken and it takes twice as long to put all the dishes and cutlery in their proper place, and they all taste of soap.

My dishes are DISCIPLINED! Hers sustain casualties..... stick with me, Kids - I'll get you home.

We got a new dish washer last year. I regularly re stack it after my wife. We had it for about 3 months before she asked me how to start it.

WELL DONE GIRL..

Yes she plays me off a break, I intend to ask her in a few weeks how to start the mower.

well may ye jest.....what about the washing machine the sewing machine.that bloody vacuum cleaner that cleans everything..with almost no effort whatever.. Roll Eyes

..its all too easy for the girls.. Roll Eyes

I would sooner be sitting beside the pool watching the automatic pool cleaner at work.... arent lawn mowers all sit on now...for you old blokes.

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Reply #17 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:23am

bogarde73 wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 6:45am:

Don't get me started.

Xmas time with daughters around, my God the dishwasher was like a Gaza street scene.

I mean it's not rocket science is it to use the space efficiently.
Plus they have no idea about rinsing things before you put them in so as to keep the machine clean.

Gaza street scene, love it.
I've never met a woman who can stack a dishwasher efficiently despite them being ridiculously intelligent in all other aspects of their life. Mother, sister, wife, all my ex girl friends....

Christmas a few years ago when wife and her 3 sisters cleaned and stacked, it looked like all the dishes where put into a pinata and hung above the dishwasher, then bonobos riding unicycles hit at it until the dishes randomly fell into the dishwasher rack.

We're talking about a doctor, 2 accountants and lawyer.

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Reply #18 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:23am

cods wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 7:54am:

Dnarever wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 7:40am:

cods wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 7:20am:

Dnarever wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 7:11am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 7^th, 2017 at 11:57pm:

Absolutely - when I do the washing up, all the cutlery and dishes have their ordained spot... you have all the knives in one place - same with the rest of the cutlery - and you have a progression of dish sizes so that all are in order and not just stacked one on top of the other....

I rinse in the second tub filled with water so there is NO soap residue.

The ex - who drives me mad over dish washing - just slams them through as if she has no interest (she doesn't - the voices in her head are too strong) - stacks them on top of each other after a two second blast with clean water to remove soap - and then whines when dishes get broken and it takes twice as long to put all the dishes and cutlery in their proper place, and they all taste of soap.

My dishes are DISCIPLINED! Hers sustain casualties..... stick with me, Kids - I'll get you home.

We got a new dish washer last year. I regularly re stack it after my wife. We had it for about 3 months before she asked me how to start it.

WELL DONE GIRL..

Yes she plays me off a break, I intend to ask her in a few weeks how to start the mower.

well may ye jest.....what about the washing machine the sewing machine.that bloody vacuum cleaner that cleans everything..with almost no effort whatever.. Roll Eyes

..its all too easy for the girls.. Roll Eyes

I would sooner be sitting beside the pool watching the automatic pool cleaner at work.... arent lawn mowers all sit on now...for you old blokes.

Never had one, at one time I had a property that would have needed one, gee it was hard work on a hot day.

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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 36389 Gender:	Re: Men are better at stacking the dishwasher than ... Reply #20 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:48am Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:20am: Where would women be without these apparatuses to make their lives easier...?? One thing is for sure they would be much fitter probably healthier and leaner. And men?
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Reply #21 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:50am

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:48am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:20am:

Where would women be without these apparatuses to make their lives easier...??

One thing is for sure they would be much fitter probably healthier and leaner.

And men?

They would do what men do, just get on with it.... Wink

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Reply #22 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:52am

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:48am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:20am:

Where would women be without these apparatuses to make their lives easier...??

One thing is for sure they would be much fitter probably healthier and leaner.

And men?

Someone has to protect the couch during the footy season ?

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Reply #24 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:57am

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:50am:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:48am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:20am:

Where would women be without these apparatuses to make their lives easier...??

One thing is for sure they would be much fitter probably healthier and leaner.

And men?

They would do what men do, just get on with it.... Wink

So they would be fitter, healthier and leaner also?

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Reply #25 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:59am

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:57am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:50am:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:48am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:20am:

Where would women be without these apparatuses to make their lives easier...??

One thing is for sure they would be much fitter probably healthier and leaner.

And men?

They would do what men do, just get on with it.... Wink

So they would be fitter, healthier and leaner also?

Of course they would...... Wink

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1. There has never been a more serious assault on our standard of living than Anthropogenic Global Warming..Ajax
2. "One hour of freedom is worth more than 40 years of slavery & prison" Regas Feraeos

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Reply #26 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 9:00am

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:59am:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:57am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:50am:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:48am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:20am:

Where would women be without these apparatuses to make their lives easier...??

One thing is for sure they would be much fitter probably healthier and leaner.

And men?

They would do what men do, just get on with it.... Wink

So they would be fitter, healthier and leaner also?

Of course they would...... Wink

Good. You're learning.

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Reply #27 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 9:07am

Gordon wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:23am:

bogarde73 wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 6:45am:

Don't get me started.

Xmas time with daughters around, my God the dishwasher was like a Gaza street scene.

I mean it's not rocket science is it to use the space efficiently.
Plus they have no idea about rinsing things before you put them in so as to keep the machine clean.

Gaza street scene, love it.
I've never met a woman who can stack a dishwasher efficiently despite them being ridiculously intelligent in all other aspects of their life. Mother, sister, wife, all my ex girl friends....

Christmas a few years ago when wife and her 3 sisters cleaned and stacked, it looked like all the dishes where put into a pinata and hung above the dishwasher, then bonobos riding unicycles hit at it until the dishes randomly fell into the dishwasher rack.

We're talking about a doctor, 2 accountants and lawyer.

dishwashers are one of these electronic thingies..that come with a book written in Chinese...so what do you expect..

if it has more than and on off button... forget it.... our brains are permanently in off mode when it comes to science...

everyone knows that..

get real you men do everything better than us girls... we are slowly waking up to that fact.....and letting you get on with it.. Wink

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Reply #28 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 9:08am

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 9:00am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:59am:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:57am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:50am:

mothra wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:48am:

Ajax wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:20am:

Where would women be without these apparatuses to make their lives easier...??

One thing is for sure they would be much fitter probably healthier and leaner.

And men?

They would do what men do, just get on with it.... Wink

So they would be fitter, healthier and leaner also?

Of course they would...... Wink

Good. You're learning.

Happy now.................. Kiss

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2. "One hour of freedom is worth more than 40 years of slavery & prison" Regas Feraeos

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Reply #29 - Jan 8^th, 2017 at 9:09am

cods wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 9:07am:

Gordon wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 8:23am:

bogarde73 wrote on Jan 8^th, 2017 at 6:45am:

Don't get me started.

Xmas time with daughters around, my God the dishwasher was like a Gaza street scene.

I mean it's not rocket science is it to use the space efficiently.
Plus they have no idea about rinsing things before you put them in so as to keep the machine clean.

Gaza street scene, love it.
I've never met a woman who can stack a dishwasher efficiently despite them being ridiculously intelligent in all other aspects of their life. Mother, sister, wife, all my ex girl friends....

Christmas a few years ago when wife and her 3 sisters cleaned and stacked, it looked like all the dishes where put into a pinata and hung above the dishwasher, then bonobos riding unicycles hit at it until the dishes randomly fell into the dishwasher rack.

We're talking about a doctor, 2 accountants and lawyer.

dishwashers are one of these electronic thingies..that come with a book written in Chinese...so what do you expect..

if it has more than and on off button... forget it.... our brains are permanently in off mode when it comes to science...

everyone knows that..

get real you men do everything better than us girls... we are slowly waking up to that fact.....and letting you get on with it.. Wink

Chinese? The best ones are German or Swedish.

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