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Reply #60 - Jan 10th, 2017 at 5:32pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jan 10th, 2017 at 3:47pm:
See how you would survive if you were hit on the head with a cricket bat.


Worse than that I had my eye orbit smashed with a fast cricket ball that put me in hospital for four days.

And then it was "Up and at 'em again".

And no, I didn't have any unauthorised sex with the nurses.
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Reply #61 - Jan 10th, 2017 at 9:30pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 10th, 2017 at 5:32pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 10th, 2017 at 3:47pm:
See how you would survive if you were hit on the head with a cricket bat.


Worse than that I had my eye orbit smashed with a fast cricket ball that put me in hospital for four days.

And then it was "Up and at 'em again".

And no, I didn't have any unauthorised sex with the nurses.


Just guessing.  Was that when, at 19 years of age, your were a Senior Officer with the London Metropolitan Police?
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Reply #62 - Jan 11th, 2017 at 5:54am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 10th, 2017 at 5:32pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 10th, 2017 at 3:47pm:
See how you would survive if you were hit on the head with a cricket bat.


Worse than that I had my eye orbit smashed with a fast cricket ball that put me in hospital for four days.

And then it was "Up and at 'em again".

And no, I didn't have any unauthorised sex with the nurses.



How much brain damage did you suffer?
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Reply #63 - Jan 11th, 2017 at 6:29am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 10th, 2017 at 5:32pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jan 10th, 2017 at 3:47pm:
See how you would survive if you were hit on the head with a cricket bat.


Worse than that I had my eye orbit smashed with a fast cricket ball that put me in hospital for four days.

And then it was "Up and at 'em again".

And no, I didn't have any unauthorised sex with the nurses.

 

Herb , if the cricket ball had proved fatal, at least they could say that you had a good innings
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Reply #64 - Jan 11th, 2017 at 7:18am
 
aquascoot wrote on Jan 11th, 2017 at 6:29am:
 

Herb , if the cricket ball had proved fatal, at least they could say that you had a good innings


Holy horseSHIT! That's terrible at this early time of the morning when I haven't yet anaethetised myself with half-a-dozen cups of caffeine!
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