Look at him in his little suit and tie standing next to Daddy. Trump named him after his anti-Establishment friend, Baron Hilton. He'll be an ice addict in 4 years time, you'll see. Trump will have to send him to that rehab the celebrities all use for their kids. Pity Trump can't send his kid to military school like his dad did. Baron would be too much of a suicide risk.

Baron Trump, the next president of the US of A, the Kim Jong-il of the Trump dynasty. If George W Bush can get 8 years, why not a cute little Trump lookalike like Baron? Watch him rebel and become an interior designer. You know, like poor old Mom.

Not even her marvellous Michelle Obama speech could get her back into Trump's bed. She'll need a lot more plastic surgery to compete with Baron's new moms, that's for sure.

You're not even allowed your own email address in the White House. Where's Trump going to put all the pussy?

Not Baron's room, shurely? If I was him, I'd be an ice addict too.

AiA wrote on Nov 15^th, 2016 at 12:07am:


Let's hope so, A. We wouldn't want any Bob Hawke-style tears in the White House, now would we?

'Little Donald' will be the first boy to live in the White House since JFK's little tacker was there, way back in the '60s.

I wonder what he'll think of the step down.

Currently, he has a whole floor to himself in Trump Tower.