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The Onion nail's it..
Nov 11^th, 2016 at 6:30pm

http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-...

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

A recent al-Qaeda video shows a militant training to carry out his mission of lying back and watching America’s status as a superpower erode
NEWS
April 15, 2014
VOL 50 ISSUE 15
News · Terrorism · World · Government · Al-Qaeda
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.

“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.

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Neferti Gold Member Offline Posts: 7965 Canberra Gender:	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #1 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 6:41pm Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie?
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #2 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 6:50pm what do they mean STAYING OUT OF THE WAY.... whats happening in SYRIA>...oh that ISIS.. god its confusing..
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #3 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 6:55pm Neferti wrote on Nov 11^th, 2016 at 6:41pm: http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/2590/4/16x9/700.jpg Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie? Unlike you mine hasn't healed over yet.. Ms Depends lol
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #4 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 6:57pm cods wrote on Nov 11^th, 2016 at 6:50pm: what do they mean STAYING OUT OF THE WAY.... whats happening in SYRIA>...oh that ISIS.. god its confusing.. Satire cods..
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miketrees Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6492 Gender:	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #5 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:04pm Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie? I know I am!!!!
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #6 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:06pm miketrees wrote on Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:04pm: Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie? I know I am!!!! well you have him then Mike lol...he has that hot smokey wildman look about him..check under his loin cloth for a sword..
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #7 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:07pm miketrees wrote on Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:04pm: Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie? I know I am!!!! bad mike... Christmas is round the corner and I am sure a lot of our male members on here are getting ready to get their Chrissy stocking up....for their once a year surprise..
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Re: The Onion nail's it..
Reply #8 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:08pm

Agnes wrote on Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:06pm:

miketrees wrote on Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:04pm:

Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie?

goodness agnes I dont think he had him in mind maybe agnes... so watch it mikes out in the wilderness now.. Wink

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I know I am!!!!

well you have him then Mike lol...he has that hot smokey wildman look about him..check under his loin cloth for a sword.. Cheesy

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miketrees Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6492 Gender:	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #9 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:12pm check under his loin cloth for a sword.. You make it sound like a bad thing
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #10 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:17pm miketrees wrote on Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:12pm: check under his loin cloth for a sword.. You make it sound like a bad thing LOL
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #11 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:25pm Mike likes it rough
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polite_gandalf Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20027 Canberra Gender:	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #12 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:37pm The arabic text on that picture is complete nonsense.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #13 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:38pm polite_gandalf wrote on Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:37pm: The arabic text on that picture is complete nonsense. I don't know, what does it say Gandalf?
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polite_gandalf Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20027 Canberra Gender:	Re: The Onion nail's it.. Reply #14 - Nov 11^th, 2016 at 7:39pm It doesn't say anything - its literally just random letters
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