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Corn Flakes
Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:01pm

"Invented to stop people masturbating."

"Mr Kellogg also developed an enema machine in which the intestines were cleaned out with water.

"After flushing the bowels with water, he believed they would be further cleansed by administering a pint of yoghurt; half through the mouth and half through the anus."

"Cereals and yoghurt aside, he also had other, more sinister ‘cures’ for masturbation.

"For girls, he recommended applying carbolic acid to the clitoris to burn it.

"And for boys, he suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin to prevent erections and cause irritation."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3185011/What-Corn-Flakes-masturbation-...

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Corn Flakes Reply #1 - Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:09pm greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:01pm: "And for boys, he suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin to prevent erections and cause irritation."
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Re: Corn Flakes
Reply #2 - Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:18pm

John Smith wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:09pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:01pm:

"And for boys, he suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin to prevent erections and cause irritation."

http://rlv.zcache.com/painful_mouse_pad-r9d679e839f4449c186d6d1b0fc5ef38d_x74vi_...

Yeah, doesn't sound like much fun.

Sir Booby likes yoghurt though, doesn't he?

"After flushing the bowels with water, he believed they would be further cleansed by administering a pint of yoghurt;

"half through the mouth and half through the anus."

(must be Greek yoghurt)

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Unforgiven Gold Member Offline I have sinned Posts: 8879 Gender:	Re: Corn Flakes Reply #3 - Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:29pm greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:01pm: "And for boys, he suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin to prevent erections and cause irritation." Is it too late to crowd fund this procedure for denizen Herr Bert?
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Belgarion Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6149 Gender:	Re: Corn Flakes Reply #4 - Oct 14^th, 2016 at 4:23pm I can't imagine what Greggy must have been searching for to come by this information......
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 154448 Gender:	Re: Corn Flakes Reply #5 - Oct 14^th, 2016 at 4:29pm Belgarion wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 4:23pm: I can't imagine what Greggy must have been searching for to come by this information...... I got it from another thread, where someone told John to stop wanking. In all the jumbled text, I saw something about cornflakes.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Corn Flakes Reply #6 - Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:47pm Belgarion wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 4:23pm: I can't imagine what Greggy must have been searching for to come by this information...... I have to admit, I was wondering the same thing myself, but I did see the thread Greg is using as his defense.
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Re: Corn Flakes
Reply #7 - Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:52pm

John Smith wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:47pm:

Belgarion wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 4:23pm:

I can't imagine what Greggy must have been searching for to come by this information...... Shocked

I have to admit, I was wondering the same thing myself, but I did see the thread Greg is using as his defense. Grin

I saw it here, and decided to investigate: http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1476395497/21#21

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Corn Flakes Reply #8 - Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:55pm greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:52pm: I saw it here, I know, I said I saw it
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 154448 Gender:	Re: Corn Flakes Reply #9 - Oct 14^th, 2016 at 6:24pm John Smith wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:55pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:52pm: I saw it here, I know, I said I saw it I hope that when Sir Booby tries the yogurt cleanse, he remembers to take the yogurt out of the container. "half through the mouth and half through the anus."
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Black Orchid Moderator Offline Posts: 5826 Gender:	Re: Corn Flakes Reply #10 - Oct 17^th, 2016 at 10:03am Gregg you have a one track mind and that is a worry As for the OP, that's just all kinds of wrong too!
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 154448 Gender:	Re: Corn Flakes Reply #11 - Oct 17^th, 2016 at 10:16am Don't get me started on Fruit Loops.
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