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An Ozpolitic denizen needs urgent help
Sep 14th, 2016 at 1:21pm
 
Denizen Valkie is suffering from a serious case of Sexual masochism disorder (SMD). He is inviting readers to humiliate him so he can get aroused.

Valkie has begged three times for high quality insults and humiliation. I can help Valkie with one insult:

Valkie's wife sold their vacuum cleaner because she can get the job done by connecting the vacuum hose to Valkie's head.

Valkie will have to do the pain himself because it can't be inflicted by keyboard, other than a sharp whack across the ears with a very large and heavy keyboard.

I am arranging an introduction of Valkie to Lisa Jones who might be able to satisfy Valkie's desire for pain.

Please help Valkie to escape from his state of wretchedness and stop his woeful bleating and begging.

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Sexual masochism disorder (SMD) is the condition of experiencing recurring and intense sexual arousal in response to enduring moderate or extreme pain, suffering, or humiliation.[1] It may occur either with or without asphyxiophilia, the experience of sexual arousal from restricted breathing. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM-5) of the American Psychiatric Association indicates that a person may have a masochistic sexual interest but that the diagnosis of Sexual Masochism Disorder would only apply to individuals who also report psychosocial difficulties because of it.


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Re: An Ozpolitic denizen needs urgent help
Reply #1 - Sep 14th, 2016 at 3:43pm
 
I told Greg he was the champ at being his own worst enemy . . .but now I'm not so sure.
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Reply #2 - Sep 14th, 2016 at 4:35pm
 
Is Bogarde73 offering to help relieve Valkie of his wretchedness?
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