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Reply #15 - Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:10pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:03pm:

Coffee can give some people diar diorr dyare dihhore the runs.

Maybe he was drinking a coffee, pooed his pants before he could make it to the toilet, and ran to the nearby office to clean up.

Maybe he's Lisa Jones's employee and Lisa gave him the s h i t s. This is evidently a case of industrial dysentery.

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Lionel Edriess Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1932 Gender:	Re: Sh!t helps to free accused Canberra man Reply #16 - Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:18pm I'm surprised no-one's made the connection. It's really quite simple! The perpetrator simply neglected to bathe after his last 'date'. See? Queasy, but Easy Peasy.
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Reply #17 - Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:26pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:03pm:

Coffee can give some people diar diorr dyare dihhore the runs.

Maybe he was drinking a coffee, pooed his pants before he could make it to the toilet, and ran to the nearby office to clean up.

Ha!

Imagine being the police officer at the scene who had to gather the messy evidence.

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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Sh!t helps to free accused Canberra man Reply #18 - Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:29pm Lionel Edriess wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:18pm: I'm surprised no-one's made the connection. It's really quite simple! The perpetrator simply neglected to bathe after his last 'date'. See? Queasy, but Easy Peasy. Hot date no doubt lol
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Sh!t helps to free accused Canberra man Reply #19 - Jun 15^th, 2016 at 9:41pm Lionel Edriess wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:18pm: I'm surprised no-one's made the connection. It's really quite simple! The perpetrator simply neglected to bathe after his last 'date'. See? Queasy, but Easy Peasy. Lionel Edriess professes to be an expert on s h i t. No one will challenge that claim.
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Reply #20 - Jun 15^th, 2016 at 10:06pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 9:41pm:

Lionel Edriess wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:18pm:

I'm surprised no-one's made the connection. It's really quite simple!

The perpetrator simply neglected to bathe after his last 'date'.

See?

Queasy, but Easy Peasy.

Cool

Lionel Edriess professes to be an expert on s h i t. No one will challenge that claim.

And that response merely illustrates what a protected life you've led.

If you'd ever lived in the real world, you may have developed a veneer of cynicism, instead you've devolved into the generic field of a critic with no wit.

You, sir, are a cretin, not a crouton, and as such add little to such discourses.

Time for a new hobby.

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Reply #21 - Jun 15^th, 2016 at 10:11pm

Lionel Edriess wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 10:06pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 9:41pm:

Lionel Edriess wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 6:18pm:

I'm surprised no-one's made the connection. It's really quite simple!

The perpetrator simply neglected to bathe after his last 'date'.

See?

Queasy, but Easy Peasy.

Cool

Lionel Edriess professes to be an expert on s h i t. No one will challenge that claim.

And that response merely illustrates what a protected life you've led.

If you'd ever lived in the real world, you may have developed a veneer of cynicism, instead you've devolved into the generic field of a critic with no wit.

You, sir, are a cretin, not a crouton, and as such add little to such discourses.

Time for a new hobby.

Cool

You, sir, are a pompous ass that knows s h i t!

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Re: Sh!t helps to free accused Canberra man
Reply #22 - Jun 15^th, 2016 at 11:18pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 5:54pm:

cods wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 5:52pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 5:42pm:

That is the best story I have heard in years!

Grin

someone else could have worn his soiled underpants..

red.... anyone you know who would do that??????...

this judge is kidding us isnt she????....

please say it's joke.... Shocked

Cods, have you frequented any coffee shops in Canberra lately?

Grin

what pray are you suggesting??..

this is one bad story..

however my concern is tha whack who let him off... because she couldnt be sure he was the only one that wore them... Roll Eyes

will someone tell her???.....maybe the paper was a clue..

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ian Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 9451	Re: Sh!t helps to free accused Canberra man Reply #23 - Jun 15^th, 2016 at 11:30pm Its quite common for offenders to defecate on the scene.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Sh!t helps to free accused Canberra man Reply #24 - Jun 16^th, 2016 at 1:02am ian wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 11:30pm: Its quite common for offenders to defecate on the scene. Confession?
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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Sh!t helps to free accused Canberra man Reply #25 - Jun 16^th, 2016 at 6:51am ian wrote on Jun 15^th, 2016 at 11:30pm: Its quite common for offenders to defecate on the scene. How do you know this?
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