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Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:37pm
 
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-15/man-not-guilty-of-burglary-despite-soil...


Man not guilty of burglary despite his soiled underpants found at crime scene

A man accused of defecating during a burglary at a Canberra coffee shop has been found not guilty, despite his soiled underpants being found at the scene of the crime.

Wesley Matthew King was charged with four counts of burglary-related offences after a Braddon cafe was broken into in late 2014.

When police investigated the break-in they found a pair of soiled underpants in the shop's office, along with papers smeared with faeces.

Nearly $4,000 cash, an iPod and car keys were stolen from the office safe.

DNA tests on the underpants concluded they belonged to Mr King, however the ACT Supreme Court found that was not enough to prove he was responsible for the break-in.

Tests on the underpants found the DNA of another person, but police were not able to identify them.

In her judgment, Chief Justice Helen Murrell said she could not discount the possibility that someone else had been wearing Mr King's dirty underpants.

"I am not satisfied that guilt is the only available rational inference," she wrote.

"There is, for example, a reasonable [albeit small] possibility that the burglar was someone else who was wearing unwashed underpants that had previously been worn by the accused."

She found Mr King not guilty of all charges.
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Reply #1 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:42pm
 
That is the best story I have heard in years!

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Reply #2 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:42pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:37pm:
DNA tests on the underpants concluded they belonged to Mr King.



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Reply #3 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:45pm
 
Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:42pm:
That is the best story I have heard in years!

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I know lol  Grin

Can you believe it?

In Canberra.



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Reply #4 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:47pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:42pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:37pm:
DNA tests on the underpants concluded they belonged to Mr King.



http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/a-c/csi1-05.jpg


Nahhhh. Good pic. Wrong caption.

This one's better  Tongue

"When police investigated the break-in they found a pair of soiled underpants in the shop's office, along with papers smeared with faeces."
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Reply #5 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:52pm
 
Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:42pm:
That is the best story I have heard in years!

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someone else could have worn his soiled underpants..

red.... anyone you know who would do that??????...

this judge is kidding us isnt she????....

please say its joke.... Shocked
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Reply #6 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:54pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:42pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:37pm:
DNA tests on the underpants concluded they belonged to Mr King.



http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/a-c/csi1-05.jpg



they found other dna... omg... and they have let this guy go..

red.. make sure you double lock everything..

its all right for youse lot to make mock.. but we live here.
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Reply #7 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:54pm
 
cods wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:52pm:
Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:42pm:
That is the best story I have heard in years!

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



someone else could have worn his soiled underpants..

red.... anyone you know who would do that??????...

this judge is kidding us isnt she????....

please say it's joke.... Shocked


Cods, have you frequented any coffee shops in Canberra lately?

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Reply #8 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:55pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:54pm:
cods wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:52pm:
Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:42pm:
That is the best story I have heard in years!

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



someone else could have worn his soiled underpants..

red.... anyone you know who would do that??????...

this judge is kidding us isnt she????....

please say it's joke.... Shocked


Cods, have you frequented any coffee shops in Canberra lately?

Grin


I am not going to go there!  Grin
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Reply #9 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:56pm
 
I think Red, as an insane lefty, is just glad that another scumbag criminal got off and is now free to inflict crime on someone else.
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Reply #10 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:57pm
 
Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:55pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:54pm:
cods wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:52pm:
Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 5:42pm:
That is the best story I have heard in years!

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



someone else could have worn his soiled underpants..

red.... anyone you know who would do that??????...

this judge is kidding us isnt she????....

please say it's joke.... Shocked


Cods, have you frequented any coffee shops in Canberra lately?

Grin


I am not going to go there!  Grin


I hope Cods hasn't been there lol!
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Reply #11 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 6:00pm
 
This would have been a classic case for our resident cabbie driver criminal lawyer I reckon.

"Your Honour, I present as evidence, this poo."

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Reply #12 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 6:03pm
 

Coffee can give some people diar diorr dyare dihhore the runs.

Maybe he was drinking a coffee, pooed his pants before he could make it to the toilet, and ran to the nearby office to clean up.



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Reply #13 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 6:06pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 15th, 2016 at 6:00pm:
This would have been a classic case for our resident cabbie driver criminal lawyer I reckon.

"Your Honour, I present as evidence, this poo."

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This retired Lawyer has no interest at all in your crap Threads, Lisa Jones.
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Reply #14 - Jun 15th, 2016 at 6:07pm
 
Was the evidence obtained after Lisa Jones laundering services?
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