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Reply #90 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:04pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:06pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women.

You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted.

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance.

This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with.

Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room? Kiss

I meant every word I said.

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Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet
Reply #91 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:14pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:04pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:06pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women.

You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted.

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance.

This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with.

Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room? Kiss

I meant every word I said.

I don't blame you Lisa Jones. Herbert is a well heeled, cat loving bloke. He must have told you about the massive Super he has tucked in his back pocket from when, at 19 years of age, he was a Senior Officer in the London Metropolitan Police. You are spot on about him. You can take his word with much more than a grain of salt. I bless this marriage. I now pronounce you ........... oh............dunno.

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Reply #92 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:17pm

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:14pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:04pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:06pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women.

You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted.

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance.

This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with.

Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room? Kiss

I meant every word I said.

I don't blame you Lisa Jones. Herbert is a well heeled, cat loving bloke. He must have told you about the massive Super he has tucked in his back pocket from when, at 19 years of age, he was a Senior Officer in the London Metropolitan Police. You are spot on about him. You can take his word with much more than a grain of salt. I bless this marriage. I now pronounce you ........... oh............dunno.

You haven't answered pressing questions on your Indian mail order bride. How does a man (sic) deal with a woman with three vaginas and Sh!!t in in their food supply oz? Enquiring minds...

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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #93 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:45pm Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:17pm: How does a man (sic) deal with a woman with three vaginas that much is self-evident ...
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Mistress Nicole Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1278 Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #94 - Jun 14^th, 2016 at 12:01am AiA wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:45pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:17pm: How does a man (sic) deal with a woman with three vaginas that much is self-evident ... I'm lost!
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Reply #95 - Jun 14^th, 2016 at 6:09am

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:22pm:

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:26pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:22pm:

Sorry Herb just kidding!

No you weren't and you are quite right. This is your big chance Herbert. Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit! Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at. And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Absolutely Hilarious! Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

Do mail order brides cost much Oz.?

Actually you'd be surprised what goes on.
I'm very good friends with a migration agent and the stories are hilarious.

There's actually a burgeoning industry in arranged marriages and a fake husband can get about 50k and a wife about 70.

I heard a story about a poor old fellow who go 50k for marrying a chinese woman and he blew it aĺl on a Thai woman. Interesting transfer of wealth.

Surely Aussie wouldn't have paid $70k for an Indian who doesn't use toilet paper to clean her arse before preparing his nightly vindaloo?

What are you talking about?

70K?

For an Indian?

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Reply #96 - Jun 14^th, 2016 at 6:12am

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:14pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:04pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:06pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women.

You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted.

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance.

This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with.

Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room? Kiss

I meant every word I said.

I don't blame you Lisa Jones. Herbert is a well heeled, cat loving bloke. He must have told you about the massive Super he has tucked in his back pocket from when, at 19 years of age, he was a Senior Officer in the London Metropolitan Police. You are spot on about him. You can take his word with much more than a grain of salt. I bless this marriage. I now pronounce you ........... oh............dunno.

Dear God.

He's gone insane.

Old age?

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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #97 - Jun 14^th, 2016 at 6:13am GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:38pm: AiA wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:33pm: If I were in the market for an LBFM it wouldn't be an Indian ... Indian women aren't exactly LBFMs..yuk. Oh come on! THAT'S A BLOKE!
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