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Reply #75 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:03pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:00pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:57pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:59pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:33pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:29pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:22pm:

People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father. Grin

Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa?

Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically!

Do you know what it means Nef? Grin

yesterday she said she attended anti Hawke rallies when she was at uni ... since Hawke was Pm 35 yrs ago, assuming she was at least 18 when at uni, that would make her at least 55 Cheesy

not quite the young 35 yr old she pretends to be Cheesy

You clearly suck at maths and politics....but you're an excellent filthy liar in the area of rescripting my posts.

I'm not as bad as you .. I may be off by one or two years, you're off by 20 Cheesy

You're just off.

Seriously disturbed AND off.

And you've been like that since your notorious Yahoo days.

you realise you sound like a stark raving lunatic every time you make that claim, right?

who am I kidding, you sound like a stark raving lunatic all the time.

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet
Reply #76 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:08pm

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:03pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:00pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:57pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:59pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:33pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:29pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:22pm:

People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father. Grin

Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa?

Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically!

Do you know what it means Nef? Grin

yesterday she said she attended anti Hawke rallies when she was at uni ... since Hawke was Pm 35 yrs ago, assuming she was at least 18 when at uni, that would make her at least 55 Cheesy

not quite the young 35 yr old she pretends to be Cheesy

You clearly suck at maths and politics....but you're an excellent filthy liar in the area of rescripting my posts.

I'm not as bad as you .. I may be off by one or two years, you're off by 20 Cheesy

You're just off.

Seriously disturbed AND off.

And you've been like that since your notorious Yahoo days.

you realise you sound like a stark raving lunatic every time you make that claim, right?

who am I kidding, you sound like a stark raving lunatic all the time.

^^^^^ posted by the same multi banned flamer/troll who is asking that 2 OzPol members be murdered.

What a nong!

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Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet
Reply #77 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:17pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:07pm:

Here in Sydney we had a whole series of Current Affairs type programs showing Rowena Wallace as destitute and living on the bones of her arse.

Somehow she managed to blow all her millions on drugs and Christ-knows-what-else.

And NOW she's looking for some poor ignorant bugger who doesn't know her story - to become the next host to her parasitic instincts. She'll suck his bank account dry before moving on to the next sucker.

God help the poor bastard.

I've no sympathy for such people.

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Reply #78 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:25pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:04pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:02pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:55pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:41pm:

Whats her address again Aussie?

I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan!

Not me you damn fools!

How dare you!

Embarrassed

Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour. It's easy to find.

You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz.

Is Aussie stalking again?

He did that last night.

What a creepy guy. Angry

Lisa,
he's got the hots for you.

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Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet
Reply #79 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:27pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:25pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:04pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:02pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:55pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:41pm:

Whats her address again Aussie?

I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan!

Not me you damn fools!

How dare you!

Embarrassed

Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour. It's easy to find.

You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz.

Is Aussie stalking again?

He did that last night.

What a creepy guy. Angry

Lisa,
he's got the hots for you.

1. I know

2. I know why.

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Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet
Reply #80 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:33pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:27pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:25pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:04pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:02pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:55pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:41pm:

Whats her address again Aussie?

I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan!

Not me you damn fools!

How dare you!

Embarrassed

Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour. It's easy to find.

You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz.

Is Aussie stalking again?

He did that last night.

What a creepy guy. Angry

Lisa,
he's got the hots for you.

1. I know

2. I know why.

he's got this thing for married women with kids.

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Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet
Reply #81 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:34pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:27pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:25pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:04pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:02pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:55pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:41pm:

Whats her address again Aussie?

I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan!

Not me you damn fools!

How dare you!

Embarrassed

Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour. It's easy to find.

You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz.

Is Aussie stalking again?

He did that last night.

What a creepy guy. Angry

Lisa,
he's got the hots for you.

1. I know

2. I know why.

Seriuosly doubt that Roll Eyes

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Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet
Reply #82 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:36pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:33pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:27pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:25pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:04pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:02pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:55pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:41pm:

Whats her address again Aussie?

I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan!

Not me you damn fools!

How dare you!

Embarrassed

Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour. It's easy to find.

You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz.

Is Aussie stalking again?

He did that last night.

What a creepy guy. Angry

Lisa,
he's got the hots for you.

1. I know

2. I know why.

he's got this thing for married women with kids.

Yep. In particular married women with kids AND who have an expensive brand new washing machine/dryer combo like me.

Tongue

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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #83 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:06pm Gerontophilia. Yuk.
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Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet
Reply #84 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:22pm

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:26pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:22pm:

Sorry Herb just kidding!

No you weren't and you are quite right. This is your big chance Herbert. Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit! Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at. And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Absolutely Hilarious! Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

Do mail order brides cost much Oz.?

Actually you'd be surprised what goes on.
I'm very good friends with a migration agent and the stories are hilarious.

There's actually a burgeoning industry in arranged marriages and a fake husband can get about 50k and a wife about 70.

I heard a story about a poor old fellow who go 50k for marrying a chinese woman and he blew it aĺl on a Thai woman. Interesting transfer of wealth.

Surely Aussie wouldn't have paid $70k for an Indian who doesn't use toilet paper to clean her arse before preparing his nightly vindaloo?

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Reply #85 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:27pm

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Surely Aussie wouldn't have paid $70k for an Indian who doesn't use toilet paper to clean her arse before preparing his nightly vindaloo?

more common than you care to imagine

Curry house chef prepared food after wiping his bottom with his bare hands because he doesn't use toilet paper for 'cultural reasons'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-f...

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Reply #86 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:31pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:22pm:

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:26pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:22pm:

Sorry Herb just kidding!

No you weren't and you are quite right. This is your big chance Herbert. Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit! Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at. And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Absolutely Hilarious! Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

Do mail order brides cost much Oz.?

Actually you'd be surprised what goes on.
I'm very good friends with a migration agent and the stories are hilarious.

There's actually a burgeoning industry in arranged marriages and a fake husband can get about 50k and a wife about 70.

I heard a story about a poor old fellow who go 50k for marrying a chinese woman and he blew it aĺl on a Thai woman. Interesting transfer of wealth.

Surely Aussie wouldn't have paid $70k for an Indian who doesn't use toilet paper to clean her arse before preparing his nightly vindaloo?

Yuk! For 70k you could get a REAL LBFM.

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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #87 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:33pm If I were in the market for an LBFM it wouldn't be an Indian ...
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GordyL Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4365 Hate Town Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #88 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:38pm AiA wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:33pm: If I were in the market for an LBFM it wouldn't be an Indian ... Indian women aren't exactly LBFMs..yuk.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #89 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:41pm Jesus. A vagina in each armpit.
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