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Reply #30 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:26pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:22pm:

Sorry Herb just kidding!

No you weren't and you are quite right. This is your big chance Herbert. Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit! Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at. And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Absolutely Hilarious! Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

Do mail order brides cost much Oz.?

Actually you'd be surprised what goes on.
I'm very good friends with a migration agent and the stories are hilarious.

There's actually a burgeoning industry in arranged marriages and a fake husband can get about 50k and a wife about 70.

I heard a story about a poor old fellow who go 50k for marrying a chinese woman and he blew it aĺl on a Thai woman. Interesting transfer of wealth.

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Reply #31 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:27pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:20pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:58pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:55pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:07pm:

Here in Sydney we had a whole series of Current Affairs type programs showing Rowena Wallace as destitute and living on the bones of her arse.

Somehow she managed to blow all her millions on drugs and Christ-knows-what-else.

And NOW she's looking for some poor ignorant bugger who doesn't know her story - to become the next host to her parasitic instincts. She'll suck his bank account dry before moving on to the next sucker.

God help the poor bastard.

So I take that as a no Herb! Roll Eyes

Not necessarily ... Herb has no money for her to suck dry, so for him he has nothing to lose.

Precisely.

Thank you, John.

What about his Virginity ?

Grin

he's actually hoping she'll take that off him.

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #32 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:28pm Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father. which one?
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Reply #33 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:28pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:18pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:53pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:51pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:22pm:

Sorry Herb just kidding!

No you weren't and you are quite right. This is your big chance Herbert. Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit! Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at. And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Absolutely Hilarious! Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie!

Grin

Nah. Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down.

Whilst your a postcard? You wouldn't need an Indian mail order bride to get your kicks, were you not ugly as sin.

What's the difference between a brick and a sunshine coast taxi driver?

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 22944 ACT Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #34 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:29pm Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father. Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa? Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically! Do you know what it means Nef?
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Reply #35 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:31pm

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:28pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:18pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:53pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:51pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:22pm:

Sorry Herb just kidding!

No you weren't and you are quite right. This is your big chance Herbert. Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit! Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at. And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Absolutely Hilarious! Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie!

Grin

Nah. Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down.

Whilst your a postcard? You wouldn't need an Indian mail order bride to get your kicks, were you not ugly as sin.

What's the difference between a brick and a sunshine coast taxi driver?

The brick doesn't have a law degree from the Sunshine School of tafe.

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Reply #36 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:32pm

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:28pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:18pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:53pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:51pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:22pm:

Sorry Herb just kidding!

No you weren't and you are quite right. This is your big chance Herbert. Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit! Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at. And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Absolutely Hilarious! Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie!

Grin

Nah. Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down.

Whilst your a postcard? You wouldn't need an Indian mail order bride to get your kicks, were you not ugly as sin.

What's the difference between a brick and a sunshine coast taxi driver?

Glen Lazarus's wife! Grin

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Reply #37 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:33pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:29pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:22pm:

People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father. Grin

Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa?

Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically!

Do you know what it means Nef? Grin

yesterday she said she attended anti Hawke rallies when she was at uni ... since Hawke was Pm 35 yrs ago, assuming she was at least 18 when at uni, that would make her at least 55 Cheesy

not quite the young 35 yr old she pretends to be Cheesy

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Reply #38 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:38pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:32pm:

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:28pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:18pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:53pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:51pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:22pm:

Sorry Herb just kidding!

No you weren't and you are quite right. This is your big chance Herbert. Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit! Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at. And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Absolutely Hilarious! Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie!

Grin

Nah. Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down.

Whilst your a postcard? You wouldn't need an Indian mail order bride to get your kicks, were you not ugly as sin.

What's the difference between a brick and a sunshine coast taxi driver?

Glen Lazarus's wife! Grin

Nearly. A brick gets laid Wink

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Reply #39 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:38pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:29pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:22pm:

People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father. Grin

Do you know what it means Nef? Grin

Of course I do, Red, it's when a guy (OVER 30) is still living at home with his Mum and she tells him to go outside and cut the firewood, while she has a "nookie" with his dad. Grin

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Reply #40 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:41pm

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:38pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:29pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:22pm:

People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father. Grin

Do you know what it means Nef? Grin

Of course I do, Red, it's when a guy (OVER 30) is still living at home with his Mum and she tells him to go outside and cut the firewood, while she has a "nookie" with his dad. Grin

Oh I see, that is history in my house!

Barely a memory! Grin

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Reply #41 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:18pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:51pm:

I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie!

Grin

That actually occurred to me too, Redneck, but I was too polite to say anything.

I had an Italian landlord once who owned several bed-sitters in this one block, and one of the tenants didn't need to pay rent for just this reason. I couldn't really blame her.

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Reply #42 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:20pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:18pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:51pm:

I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie!

Grin

That actually occurred to me too, Redneck, but I was too polite to say anything.

I had an Italian landlord once who owned several bed-sitters in this one block, and one of the tenants didn't need to pay rent for just this reason. I couldn't really blame her.

Out of a $10.00 Cab fare....I'd want change.

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Neferti Gold Member Offline Posts: 7965 Canberra Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #43 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:31pm Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:20pm: Out of a $10.00 Cab fare....I'd want change. Or?
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39681 Gender:	Re: Jesus -not her again, looking for a bipedal wallet Reply #44 - Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:37pm Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:31pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:20pm: Out of a $10.00 Cab fare....I'd want change. Or? There is no 'or.'
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