Australian Politics Forum - I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants

Lord Herbert

Gold Member

Offline

Posts: 34441
Gender: male

I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants
Jun 11^th, 2016 at 1:35pm

I wouldn't DREAM of saying to a friend ... "I wouldn't mind a bit of that" as I passed by the table where a young mother was breast-feeding her baby.

I'm all for mothers breast-feeding their babies in expensive restaurants where half your massive bill will actually be for the swanky ambience of the place.

Reason?

The mother's nipple acts as a plug against NOISE issuing from the baby's mouth, driven by the sort of lungs that only aging glass-blowers can match.

Un-plug the bub's mouth and the wailing starts ...

Back to top

IP Logged

Ajax Gold Member Offline CO2 has never controlled temperature on Earth Posts: 11064 Australia Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #1 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 1:45pm That and the fact that you just wanna see a bit of tit...
Back to top	1. There has never been a more serious assault on our standard of living than Anthropogenic Global Warming..Ajax 2. "One hour of freedom is worth more than 40 years of slavery & prison" Regas Feraeos IP Logged

Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #2 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 1:50pm Ajax wrote on Jun 11^th, 2016 at 1:45pm: That and the fact that you just wanna see a bit of tit... DON'T let Nicole hear you say that.
Back to top	IP Logged

greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 150199 Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #3 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 1:53pm Strange how some people would oppose it. Eating the decaying flesh from a animal carcass is perfectly fine, yet a mother doing the most natural thing in the world gets them all worked up Weird.
Back to top	GOP = Guardians Of Paedophiles IP Logged

John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #4 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 1:59pm any guy who object to a woman getting her tits out, for any reason whatsoever, has to be gay
Back to top	Our esteemed leader: I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus. IP Logged

bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #5 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 2:10pm Wouldn't breast milk taste the same in Macdonalds?
Back to top	Know the enemies of a civil society by their public behaviour, by their fraudulent claim to be liberal-progressive, by their propensity to lie and, above all, by their attachment to authoritarianism. IP Logged

Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 22938 ACT Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #6 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 2:19pm Fizzer Herb, virtually no reaction!
Back to top	BAN ALL THESE ABO SITES RECOGNITIONS. ALL AUSTRALIA IS FOR ALL AUSTRALIANS! IP Logged

Lord Herbert

Gold Member

Offline

Posts: 34441
Gender: male

Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants
Reply #7 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 2:24pm

bogarde73 wrote on Jun 11^th, 2016 at 2:10pm:

Wouldn't breast milk taste the same in Macdonalds?

Sitting among the bogans while popping a bag of 'French Fries' (chips) into your mouth while a baby is draining his mother at the next table is one thing -- but you don't expect this when the bill is around $50 per average meal.

Babies shouldn't be within a bull's roar of an expensive restaurant where the ambience is half the cost of the gourmet experience.

Babies belong at home - and NOT stuck on the end of someone's ample tit in an expensive restaurant.

Intimate, private practices belong at home, although I will allow for breast-feeding in parks and such.

Back to top

IP Logged

Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #8 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 2:27pm Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 11^th, 2016 at 2:19pm: Fizzer Herb, virtually no reaction! Just wait 'til Nicole, Lisa, Black Orchid, Mothra, and codsey-baby arrive. That's when the tit will hit the fan.
Back to top	IP Logged

Mistress Nicole Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1278 Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #9 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:14pm Nice bait, Herbert. I'll oblige since you've gone to all this trouble Now is your issue with breast feeding as such, because the woman gets her tit out, or is it with the noise babies make because they cry, or is it both? Cheers, Jack Doolan
Back to top	IP Logged

Lord Herbert

Gold Member

Offline

Posts: 34441
Gender: male

Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants
Reply #10 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:37pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:14pm:

Nice bait, Herbert. I'll oblige since you've gone to all this trouble Cool

Now is your issue with breast feeding as such, because the woman gets her tit out, or is it with the noise babies make because they cry, or is it both?

Cheers,
Jack Doolan

What kept you? I pressed the buzzer for you quite some time ago.

I want to know if others agree with letting women breast feed in restaurants or not. I personally don't mind as long as it is done discretely (discreetly) and the baby MAKES NO NOISE.

(Sorry for shouting, but I'm sick of arseholes talking loudly on their mobile phones in the restaurant I go to, and noisy, undisciplined pre-teens with bogan mothers, and blokes acting 'blokey' with their mates by semi-shouting every word that comes out of their mouth, and ... )

Back to top

« Last Edit: Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:56pm by Lord Herbert »

IP Logged

Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #11 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:39pm Poll.
Back to top	IP Logged

Mistress Nicole

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 1278
Gender: female

Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants
Reply #12 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:40pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:37pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:14pm:

Nice bait, Herbert. I'll oblige since you've gone to all this trouble Cool

Now is your issue with breast feeding as such, because the woman gets her tit out, or is it with the noise babies make because they cry, or is it both?

Cheers,
Jack Doolan

What kept you? I pressed the buzzer for you quite some time ago.

I want to know if others agree with letting women breast feed in restaurants or not. I personally don't mind as long as it is done discretely and the baby MAKES NO NOISE.

(Sorry for shouting, but I'm sick of arseholes talking loudly on their mobile phones in the restaurant I go to, and noisy, undisciplined pre-teens with bogan mothers, and blokes acting 'blokey' with their mates by semi-shouting every word that comes out of their mouth, and ... )

Discreetly and with no noise? We appear to agree then.

You need to change bait. May I humbly suggest cockles instead of worms?

Cheers,
Kiwi dave.

Back to top

IP Logged

Lord Herbert

Gold Member

Offline

Posts: 34441
Gender: male

Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants
Reply #13 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:58pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:40pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:37pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:14pm:

Nice bait, Herbert. I'll oblige since you've gone to all this trouble Cool

Now is your issue with breast feeding as such, because the woman gets her tit out, or is it with the noise babies make because they cry, or is it both?

Cheers,
Jack Doolan

What kept you? I pressed the buzzer for you quite some time ago.

I want to know if others agree with letting women breast feed in restaurants or not. I personally don't mind as long as it is done discretely and the baby MAKES NO NOISE.

(Sorry for shouting, but I'm sick of arseholes talking loudly on their mobile phones in the restaurant I go to, and noisy, undisciplined pre-teens with bogan mothers, and blokes acting 'blokey' with their mates by semi-shouting every word that comes out of their mouth, and ... )

Discreetly and with no noise? We appear to agree then.

You need to change bait. May I humbly suggest cockles instead of worms?

Cheers,
Kiwi dave.

I always chose the wrong 'discreet' or 'discrete'. Thanks for the heads-up.

Choose / chose ... loose/ lose ... plays hell with my dyslexia.

Back to top

IP Logged

Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 61208 Here Gender:	Re: I am pro- baby-feeding in expensive restaurants Reply #14 - Jun 11^th, 2016 at 4:53pm Is there a surcharge ?
Back to top	IP Logged

Poll
Question: Breast-feeding in restaurants - yes or no?
Yes 15 (62.5%) No 8 (33.3%) Not when I'm there. 0 (0.0%) Only if they'll share. 1 (4.2%) Total votes: 24 « Created by: Lord Herbert on: Jun 11^th, 2016 at 3:39pm »