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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #90 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:42pm
 
Setanta wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:40pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:37pm:
Marla wrote on May 30th, 2016 at 11:29am:
Or Victoria Lee
http://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_2015_12/566d86ce34c36_SimonLekiasfo...

Believe she is Australian. The life of a supermodel. Jet-setting around the globe wearing clothes manufactured in third-world sweat shops owned by capitalist oligarchs.



... bones and more bones ... sharp edges from top to toe ... all elbows-and-knees like a human praying mantis.

A man would end up bruised all over if he had a one-night stand with her.


Herb, leave your fantasies at home.

She just needs some of John's Italian mother's cooking. She'll polish up, poor starved thing.


only if I can get a one night stand with her after she's finished eating  Cheesy Cheesy
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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #91 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:44pm
 
Agnes wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:31pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:24pm:
You can't be serious.


I don't like Kim personally, but she has a certain beauty about her, why can you not see it ?

Kanye did..


she also has an arse the size of a barn door Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #92 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:45pm
 
Marla wrote on Jun 4th, 2016 at 11:19am:


She has no idea how to stand.

Whatever happened to Finishing School for young ladies who have recently completed their school years? Deportment, etiquette, table settings, conversation, how to stand, how to sit, etc.

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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #93 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:46pm
 
John Smith wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:42pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:02pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 10:50am:
That's a picture of Smithy's Italian mother.


Smith is Aboriginal NOT Italian.


sei proprio una cretina


^^^^Typical example of why dopes who pretend to be Italian should NOT use online translation apps.


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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #94 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:48pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:45pm:
Marla wrote on Jun 4th, 2016 at 11:19am:


She has no idea how to stand.

Whatever happened to Finishing School for young ladies who have recently completed their school years? Deportment, etiquette, table settings, conversation, how to stand, how to sit, etc.


  Herb they are trained to walk this way- they are paid handsomely to do so as well.
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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #95 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:48pm
 
Setanta wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:40pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:37pm:
Marla wrote on May 30th, 2016 at 11:29am:
Or Victoria Lee
http://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_2015_12/566d86ce34c36_SimonLekiasfo...

Believe she is Australian. The life of a supermodel. Jet-setting around the globe wearing clothes manufactured in third-world sweat shops owned by capitalist oligarchs.



... bones and more bones ... sharp edges from top to toe ... all elbows-and-knees like a human praying mantis.

A man would end up bruised all over if he had a one-night stand with her.


Herb, leave your fantasies at home.

She just needs some of John's Italian mother's cooking. She'll polish up, poor starved thing.


Ummm, John's Aboriginal.

He's not Italian.

He played the same games on Yahoo with the same multi banned nics.

Full time for over a decade.

Wink

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If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #96 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:49pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:46pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:42pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:02pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 10:50am:
That's a picture of Smithy's Italian mother.


Smith is Aboriginal NOT Italian.


sei proprio una cretina


^^^^Typical example of why dopes who pretend to be Italian should NOT use online translation apps.




typical example of why dopes who pretend to have a brain should NOT use their mouths
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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #97 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:51pm
 
John Smith wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:49pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:46pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:42pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:02pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 10:50am:
That's a picture of Smithy's Italian mother.


Smith is Aboriginal NOT Italian.


sei proprio una cretina


^^^^Typical example of why dopes who pretend to be Italian should NOT use online translation apps.




typical example of why dopes who pretend to have a brain should NOT use their mouths


Grin  Grin

Why are you so ashamed of your Aboriginal heritage "John Smith"?

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If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #98 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:51pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:46pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:42pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:02pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 10:50am:
That's a picture of Smithy's Italian mother.


Smith is Aboriginal NOT Italian.


sei proprio una cretina


^^^^Typical example of why dopes who pretend to be Italian should NOT use online translation apps.




Okay....so how do you say "you're just an idiot" in Italian?
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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #99 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:52pm
 
Agnes wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:31pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:24pm:
You can't be serious.


I don't like Kim personally, but she has a certain beauty about her, why can you not see it ?

Kanye did..


My problem with Kim - (who I genuinely feel sorry for) - is that I don't believe she has a functioning brain. In fact I believe an MRI would (sadly) reveal a peanut inside her skull like that cartoon of Homer Simpson.
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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #100 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:53pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:46pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:42pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:02pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 10:50am:
That's a picture of Smithy's Italian mother.


Smith is Aboriginal NOT Italian.


sei proprio una cretina


^^^^Typical example of why dopes who pretend to be Italian should NOT use online translation apps.




Excusez moi s'il vous plait- Lisa ?
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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #101 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:54pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:52pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:31pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:24pm:
You can't be serious.


I don't like Kim personally, but she has a certain beauty about her, why can you not see it ?

Kanye did..


My problem with Kim - (who I genuinely feel sorry for) - is that I don't believe she has a functioning brain. In fact I believe an MRI would (sadly) reveal a peanut inside her skull like that cartoon of Homer Simpson.


actually, I think you are very wrong on that point .. she's very clever. She has no discernible talents and still managed to make more money than you or I combined
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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #102 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:56pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
Setanta wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:40pm:
Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:37pm:
Marla wrote on May 30th, 2016 at 11:29am:
Or Victoria Lee
http://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_2015_12/566d86ce34c36_SimonLekiasfo...

Believe she is Australian. The life of a supermodel. Jet-setting around the globe wearing clothes manufactured in third-world sweat shops owned by capitalist oligarchs.



... bones and more bones ... sharp edges from top to toe ... all elbows-and-knees like a human praying mantis.

A man would end up bruised all over if he had a one-night stand with her.


Herb, leave your fantasies at home.

She just needs some of John's Italian mother's cooking. She'll polish up, poor starved thing.


Ummm, John's Aboriginal.

He's not Italian.

He played the same games on Yahoo with the same multi banned nics.

Full time for over a decade.

Wink



Next you'll be telling me you're Turk not Greek!
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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #103 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:59pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:48pm:
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Ummm, John's Aboriginal.

He's not Italian.



That explains why hes so sensitive when we tell him to get a job.
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Re: Eye candy for the lad's
Reply #104 - Jun 5th, 2016 at 9:00pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:51pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:49pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:46pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:42pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 8:02pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 10:50am:
That's a picture of Smithy's Italian mother.


Smith is Aboriginal NOT Italian.


sei proprio una cretina


^^^^Typical example of why dopes who pretend to be Italian should NOT use online translation apps.




typical example of why dopes who pretend to have a brain should NOT use their mouths


Grin  Grin

Why are you so ashamed of your Aboriginal heritage "John Smith"?



Hey....here's a question for everyone.

If you were of Aboriginal descent....would you try and hide it online?

If so why?



I'm just trying to figure out why "John Smith" is trying so hard to be Italian on OzPol when he's clearly not.

We all knew him from our Yahoo days....unfortunately.

HE LIVED ONLINE  UNDER SOOOOO MANY NICS INCL JOHN SMITH.

MANY NICS/THOUSANDS OF POSTS....just like he's doing here on OzPol.


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