Hang on a minute.....

We all know Tasmanians are an inbred lot, and mate with their First cousins and blood relatives.

That means that the next door neighbors would probably, almost certainly be brothers or cousins.

So it means that they are in fact taking immediate family to court.

When you add that the neighbor is being charged for "Touching" his neighbor/ brother/ first cousin.
And the fact that they are poop hole pokers.

It starts to get all a little silly.

And with a judge/ magistrate who is also probably also related, it gets downright absurd.

But I guess that what life is like in Tazzy.
After all any island that looks like a woman's pleasure center will have to be a little twisted.