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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	womens farts... May 22^nd, 2016 at 6:28pm why do the smell so bad?
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Redmond Neck Moderator Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21986 ACT Gender:	Re: womens farts... Reply #1 - May 22^nd, 2016 at 6:32pm She wasnt watching Turdbull at the time was she Mechanic? Cant blame her really
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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	Re: womens farts... Reply #2 - May 22^nd, 2016 at 6:45pm I mean seriously.. as my late farther would say.. "smells like a rate crawled up ur ass and died"
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40967 Gender:	Re: womens farts... Reply #3 - May 22^nd, 2016 at 7:44pm Women do not fart. At times though tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorns laughter and smell like a rainbow at dawn may be behind a woman.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 111822 Melbourne Gender:	Re: womens farts... Reply #4 - May 22^nd, 2016 at 7:47pm Dear Redneck , please delete this thread - it's disgusting.
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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	Re: womens farts... Reply #5 - May 22^nd, 2016 at 8:52pm Sprintcyclist wrote on May 22^nd, 2016 at 7:44pm: Women do not fart. At times though tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorns laughter and smell like a rainbow at dawn may be behind a woman.
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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	Re: womens farts... Reply #6 - May 22^nd, 2016 at 8:53pm and why do farts always smell better in the shower? when I say better.. I mean.. worse..
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Vic

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Re: womens farts...
Reply #7 - May 23^rd, 2016 at 7:17am

I am a fan of "cupping" It's the one true way of telling the strength and scale of the analexhalation

Is it a "curtain Climber" or just a "gone with the wind"

Pettersen scale
A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

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Its time Gold Member Offline Boot libs out Posts: 25639 Gender:	Re: womens farts... Reply #8 - May 23^rd, 2016 at 2:40pm My Mrs anal vapour beats any blokes , horrendous odour
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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	Re: womens farts... Reply #9 - May 23^rd, 2016 at 6:28pm Its time wrote on May 23^rd, 2016 at 2:40pm: My Mrs anal vapour beats any blokes , horrendous odour I know right? its like they save it up or something.. don't fart in weeks and then bam...!!! get you some of that..
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Re: womens farts...
Reply #10 - May 23^rd, 2016 at 10:13pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on May 23^rd, 2016 at 6:28pm:

Its time wrote on May 23^rd, 2016 at 2:40pm:

My Mrs anal vapour beats any blokes , horrendous odour

I know right?

its like they save it up or something.. don't fart in weeks and then bam...!!!

get you some of that.. Grin

The lingering aroma of faeces permeates the air, for what seems like forever , if they had a crap more than once every three days they may not smell so bad.

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Re: womens farts...
Reply #11 - Jul 13^th, 2016 at 8:43pm

Vic wrote on May 23^rd, 2016 at 7:17am:

I am a fan of "cupping" It's the one true way of telling the strength and scale of the analexhalation

Is it a "curtain Climber" or just a "gone with the wind"

Pettersen scale
A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

There is also....

Singes nostril hair.
Burns away nostril hair.
Burns away nostril hair and exfoliates nasal passageways.

Singes paint on wall.
Blisters paint on wall.
Completely removes paint from wall without the need for a scraper.

Removes paint from neighbours car across the road.

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