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Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith
Reply #15 - Mar 24^th, 2016 at 5:25pm

John Smith wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:42pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:35pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:29pm:

try a new aftershave ... that old spice just doesn't work like it used to!

there's your problem then.

Send me your address and I'll send you a bottle of old spice .... unless you prefer Brut?

I'll confess to once having let barbers rub Bay Rum in my hair in my youth.

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Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith
Reply #16 - Mar 24^th, 2016 at 6:32pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 5:25pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:42pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:35pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:29pm:

try a new aftershave ... that old spice just doesn't work like it used to!

there's your problem then.

Send me your address and I'll send you a bottle of old spice .... unless you prefer Brut?

I'll confess to once having let barbers rub Bay Rum in my hair in my youth.

probably explains why it all fell out

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith Reply #17 - Mar 24^th, 2016 at 6:50pm You're not making a go of this thread, John. The needle of the Boring Meter is quivering dangerously close to the red. If you don't want to send me back to the Muslim threads then you're going to have to post something to keep me interested here. It's all up to you. I'm letting you be the puppet-master here.
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freediver Gold Member Online www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 52943 At my desk.	Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith Reply #18 - Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:12pm Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:11pm: So what do you reckon? "Older singles prefer a new pet to a new partner: Only 6% of single middle-aged people want to start a new relationship" link Perhaps that is why they are single. In other breaking news, people without pets don't like animals.
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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith Reply #19 - Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:48pm Herb is right bout John.. every time he scratches his head he gets splinters... what a flogger..
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith Reply #20 - Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:55pm President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:48pm: Herb is right bout John.. every time he scratches his head he gets splinters... what a flogger.. what do you care about my woodies?
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ian Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 9451	Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith Reply #21 - Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:58pm John Smith wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:55pm: President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:48pm: Herb is right bout John.. every time he scratches his head he gets splinters... what a flogger.. what do you care about my woodies? You do realise you just called yourself a d!ckhead?
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Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith
Reply #22 - Mar 24^th, 2016 at 10:00pm

ian wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:58pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:55pm:

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:48pm:

Herb is right bout John..

every time he scratches his head he gets splinters...

what a flogger.. Roll Eyes

what do you care about my woodies? Cheesy

You do realise you just called yourself a d!ckhead?

not the first time either .. .

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Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith
Reply #23 - Mar 25^th, 2016 at 7:30am

freediver wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 9:12pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:11pm:

So what do you reckon?

"Older singles prefer a new pet to a new partner: Only 6% of single middle-aged people want to start a new relationship"

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Perhaps that is why they are single.

They are all ex-married singles.

And let's be honest here - the VAST majority of women do not like sex after having the third child, but go along with it in a perfunctory sort of way just to get the Old Man off their back, so to speak. (I could have phrased that a little better).

And so, through divorce or early death of the husband, the woman finds herself highly relieved that she's no longer obliged to suffer his annoying 'attentions' in the bedroom.

Hence, when I asked FIVE women living alone in my neighbourhood about how they feel about getting a new partner - they ALL, with raised voices, said "NO SHAGGING WAY, MATE! - AND YOU CAN PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS - AAAAARSEHOOOOOLE!!!"

Well, they didn't have to be so rude, but one has to live in hope, doesn't one? Cool

Hmmmm ... ?

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Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith
Reply #24 - Mar 25^th, 2016 at 7:55am

Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:11pm:

So what do you reckon?

"Older singles prefer a new pet to a new partner: Only 6% of single middle-aged people want to start a new relationship"

link

so true so right...

women are far more independent than men will ever be...its the men that want to get another partner..

when you are older your values change...sex is one of the least things you get married for....unless thats all you think about...which I guess is the case with some folks..

a dear friend who married for the second time over 20 years ago... is now basically his carer.... her life is all about him...and no I dont think shes happy.

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Reply #25 - Mar 25^th, 2016 at 8:10am

Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 25^th, 2016 at 7:30am:

Hence, when I asked FIVE women living alone in my neighbourhood about how they feel about getting a new partner - they ALL, with raised voices, said "NO SHAGGING WAY, MATE! - AND YOU CAN PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS - AAAAARSEHOOOOOLE!!!"

Well, they didn't have to be so rude, but one has to live in hope, doesn't one? Hmmmm ... ?

I think you may have to refine your approach Herbie! Grin

Have you tried "Show us your tits!" Grin

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Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith
Reply #26 - Mar 25^th, 2016 at 8:14am

Redmond Neck wrote on Mar 25^th, 2016 at 8:10am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 25^th, 2016 at 7:30am:

Hence, when I asked FIVE women living alone in my neighbourhood about how they feel about getting a new partner - they ALL, with raised voices, said "NO SHAGGING WAY, MATE! - AND YOU CAN PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS - AAAAARSEHOOOOOLE!!!"

Well, they didn't have to be so rude, but one has to live in hope, doesn't one? Hmmmm ... ?

I think you may have to refine your approach Herbie! Grin

Have you tried "Show us your tits!" Grin

Is that what worked for you? You're all CLASS, Redneck! Grin

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Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith
Reply #27 - Mar 25^th, 2016 at 8:34am

cods wrote on Mar 25^th, 2016 at 7:55am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 24^th, 2016 at 3:11pm:

So what do you reckon?

"Older singles prefer a new pet to a new partner: Only 6% of single middle-aged people want to start a new relationship"

link

so true so right...

women are far more independent than men will ever be...its the men that want to get another partner..

when you are older your values change...sex is one of the least things you get married for....unless thats all you think about...which I guess is the case with some folks..

a dear friend who married for the second time over 20 years ago... is now basically his carer.... her life is all about him...and no I dont think shes happy.

There are plenty of men who take the same option and won't re-marry after divorce or their partner dying.

And plenty of men who are their ailing/disabled wife/partners carer.

Women don't have a monopoly on that situation.

Q. What's the difference between a woman, a fire, a flood or a cyclone?

A. Nothing ... sooner or later one of them is going to get
your house.

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith Reply #28 - Mar 25^th, 2016 at 8:54am Yes - men are the same, Gonads. The last time I asked a middle Aged widower to show me his tits I got beaten up real bad.
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Re: A non-Muslim thread for John Smith
Reply #29 - Mar 25^th, 2016 at 9:58am

Lord Herbert wrote on Mar 25^th, 2016 at 8:54am:

Yes - men are the same, Gonads. The last time I asked a middle Aged widower to show me his tits I got beaten up real bad. Cool

I just had this site show in one of those popup ads Herbie, thought you may be interested

http://www.olderdatingonline.com/australia/landing2/?utm_source=google&utm_campa...

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