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Reply #15 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:16pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:15pm:
The Great Stink


You missed.....The Great Escape 'by that much!'
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Reply #16 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:17pm
 
Wasn’t an escape, was pushed!
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Reply #17 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:19pm
 

Better an empty house than a bad tenant
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Reply #18 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:21pm
 
The Force Awakens
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Reply #19 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:22pm
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:19pm:
Better an empty house than a bad tenant


I know it's not original to him, but my Old Man, as he aged, would ofted remind me that he had reached an age where "You never walk passed a dunny, trust a fart or waste an erection."
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Reply #20 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:27pm
 
The Relief of Mafeking guts.
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Reply #21 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:30pm
 
Aussie wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 5:37pm:
Describe your last fart using a Movie Title.



Fart jokes are below the intellectual capacities of a lawyer.

You have dishonored your profession.

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Reply #22 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:31pm
 
Everybody wants some.
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Reply #23 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:32pm
 
Aussie wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:31pm:
Everybody wants some.


forgiven

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Reply #24 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:32pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:30pm:
Aussie wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 5:37pm:
Describe your last fart using a Movie Title.



Fart jokes are below the intellectual capacities of a lawyer.

You have dishonored your profession.

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Nothing created as much silent angst in a Court Room better than a sneaky fart.
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Reply #25 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:33pm
 
Cheaper by the Dozen

leading to

The Dirty Dozen
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Reply #26 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:33pm
 
Gone with the Wind
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Reply #27 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:35pm
 
Aussie wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:32pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:30pm:
Aussie wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 5:37pm:
Describe your last fart using a Movie Title.



Fart jokes are below the intellectual capacities of a lawyer.

You have dishonored your profession.

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Nothing created as much silent angst in a Court Room better than a sneaky fart.



What about a great big loud stinky one that drowns out the sound of testimony from a witness?
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Reply #28 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:36pm
 
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Reply #29 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:36pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:35pm:
Aussie wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:32pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 6:30pm:
Aussie wrote on Feb 6th, 2016 at 5:37pm:
Describe your last fart using a Movie Title.



Fart jokes are below the intellectual capacities of a lawyer.

You have dishonored your profession.

namaste


Nothing created as much silent angst in a Court Room better than a sneaky fart.



What about a great big loud stinky one that drowns out the sound of testimony from a witness?


Oh no.  Had to be sneaky so you can blame the other people.
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