Apart from the old school tie crowd, and those from my glory days as a pretty good all round sports bloke, (I'm not allowed to mention lawyers,) my current active circle are my golf mates.

Bloody Gav!

He and several others including moi have been wacking white round things on fairways for more than 20 years.  Weekends away playing golf and staying off the piss....you know what I mean.  Never been an issue, as we all drink tea even though one is the longest serving CUB employee in the Country.

But.............bloody Gav, my closest golf mate!  He's a tad +++ older than me at 71, but still a bloody good golfer and bloke.

He and I own a golf cart which we each use whenever we want or together if we are both there.  Someone gave the arsehole one of these for Christmas.



He has been obsessed with it ever since.  It needs to be charged after 18 holes.  So, instead of taking the bloody thing home and charging it like most retards would do.....Gav gets a light bulb moment.  "Hey, we can charge it through the cart batteries!"

So, I get a phone call to go buy one of these.



Before I got that, he was on the phone trying to describe it to me....and thank *here insert your god of choice* one of his employees sent me that image, so I knew (roughly) what he wanted.  Of I go....Supa Cheap and get the very thing (with other stuff needed.) 

Hands it to Gav.

Fairbloodydinkum.....it has taken him almost a bloody month of fiddling and farting and wires going everywhere so he can charge the bloody thing using the cart batteries!

Even today (yeas...we played golf today) he was still mucking around with the poofter of a bloody thing (which neither of us use to actually play the game!!!)

Phark!!!!!!!!  What's wrong with one of these (or similar,) Gav??



Nah.  He was determined to make that crappy and pretty useles thing work, no matter how much it made no sense............at pharking all!

So......what pisses  you off about your mates?

When they interrupt me when I am talking.

It's intensely rude