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Sun Tzu Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1148 Gender:	Rupert Murdoch back in the saddle at 84 years age Jan 13^th, 2016 at 2:25pm The old codger is marrying Jerry Hall former consort of Mick Jagger. Any conjugal duties will have to have medical supervision. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3394897/Jerry-Hall-59-announces-eng...
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Reply #1 - Jan 13^th, 2016 at 2:53pm

Mummy From The Crypt Marries Another Arm Candy Lady!

In breaking news, and following a quadruple bypass in a replacement heart and a penis splint operation to support the failing member - yet another aging tycoon has captured the heart of a once-lovely lass. His impending bride says he is really a wonderful man and rumours that his only attraction is his money are mischievous and misleading, and he has many other fascinating facets to his persona.

The Imperial Necromancer, credited with restoring the Mummy to life, says that The Mummy is just like any other human being, and was not considering, as the rumours suggest, changing his name to Lazarus Murdoch.

Dr Geoffrey Edelstein was not available for comment.....

“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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Reply #2 - Jan 13^th, 2016 at 2:59pm

Sun Tzu wrote on Jan 13^th, 2016 at 2:25pm:

The old codger is marrying Jerry Hall former consort of Mick Jagger.

Any conjugal duties will have to have medical supervision.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3394897/Jerry-Hall-59-announces-eng...

He may as well as he is getting REALLY OLD ....... some males think spending money on wives is a good thing. He can't take it with him. Grin

When he is dead, he won't care. Will his kids?

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Reply #3 - Jan 13^th, 2016 at 3:11pm

Neferti wrote on Jan 13^th, 2016 at 2:59pm:

Sun Tzu wrote on Jan 13^th, 2016 at 2:25pm:

He may as well as he is getting REALLY OLD ....... some males think spending money on wives is a good thing. He can't take it with him. Grin

When he is dead, he won't care. Will his kids?

One doesn't have to spend money on a wife. The wife's spending is automatic, frequent, continuous and without regard to limits.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Rupert Murdoch back in the saddle at 84 years age Reply #4 - Jan 13^th, 2016 at 3:13pm Sun Tzu wrote on Jan 13^th, 2016 at 3:11pm: One doesn't have to spend money on a wife. The wife's spending is automatic, frequent, continuous and without regard to limits.
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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 52435 At my desk.	Re: Rupert Murdoch back in the saddle at 84 years age Reply #5 - Jan 14^th, 2016 at 9:24pm I for one am glad he has finally found true love. Those were some of the most careful cartoons I have ever seen.
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Sun Tzu Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1148 Gender:	Re: Rupert Murdoch back in the saddle at 84 years age Reply #6 - Jan 15^th, 2016 at 12:08pm freediver wrote on Jan 14^th, 2016 at 9:24pm: I for one am glad he has finally found true love. Those were some of the most careful cartoons I have ever seen. Send him some fish kisses.
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