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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Spot the Aussie ... dear o dear o dear ... Reply #15 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:56am John Smith wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:36am: I see the Master troll is at it again. this is a good one for you Herb, it's sure to get them going. Ohhh....look who's projecting?
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Reply #17 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:04am

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:50am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 7:50am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 7:04am:

I'm foreign looking.

I was born like that. I had no choice in the matter.

Cry

While I'm still caught up in the Christmas Spirit I'm going to forgive you for having the goddamned hide to parade around in public with a foreign-looking appearance that doesn't conform to the Anglo-Saxon ideal.

(Plastic surgery is a booming industry that you might think of accessing to correct your xenophile appearance).

Where I WON'T forgive you is when media photographers take snaps in public places in Australia's largest city and all one can see are foreign faces with not even a token Anglo-Saxon to be seen anywhere.

Tongue

I used to be 'foreign-looking' after a weekend's hard drinking - but thank god I gave up the booze many years ago and have since returned to my default appearance of Aryan perfection.

But seriously.....when I was 9 months pregnant and walking around with my 11 month old little baby girl in my arms....I was once approached by a bunch of Muslim women in a shopping centre who began chatting to me both in Arabic and in English. They were being nice to me and my baby because she had fair hair and I projected the archetypal Middle Eastern Muslim woman....chronically pregnant and wearing a large oversized dress down to my ankles (those maternity summer dresses you get at Target each year).

Anyway, they were all doting on my baby's lovely fair hair, her hazel eyes.....and were telling me how good it was that I was having another baby so soon.

And then it happened.

One of the women noticed that I had a faint Aussie accent and that I had not spoken any Arabic at all.

That woman asked/shouted at me the following words :

You not Muslim?

NB. She did not ask me if I was Middle Eastern/Arabic.

I answered :

No, I am Greek and Italian but I was born and grew up here in Australia.

NB I brought the discussion back to nationality.

She and her friends were horrified and disgusted at my response. They stopped doting on my little girl and took a few steps back.

I smiled.

Their response? They hurried away.

Sooooo....btwn the Muslims and Herberts of today, women like me have no hope.

We can't help looking foreign....and umm Herb, plastic surgery only (temporarily) disguises who you really are.

I am foreign looking...that's who I really am.

My husband prefers to call me exotic looking. And he finds that a real turn on lol. Tongue

And umm Herb, spare a thought for us foreign looking type girls....I'll never experience freckles or sun burn Cry

Ripped off big time!

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Reply #18 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:07am

Marla wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:04am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 26^th, 2015 at 12:34pm:

Hyphenated Australians are not 'Aussies'.

Translation: lily-white, middle class, racist, xenophobic, Republican-ish/redneck, Kylie Minogue, Hugh Jackman looking Aussies are the real Aussies.

Korrekt.

The rest, like myself, are 'blow-ins' from foreign places who though registered as legally 'Australian' are by no means 'Aussies' in the same sense as being a Paul Hogan, Shane Warne, Chips Rafferty, Bob Hawke, Jack Thompson, John Meillon, Angry Anderson, John Jarrett, John Singleton ... et al.

And then, because whole communities of 'ethnic' immigrants refused to assimilate as 'Aussies' - the government then 'saved-face' for having sponsored the creation of ethnic ghettoes by re-inventing the former unhyphenated 'Australia' to be officially known as 'Multicultural Australia' - with this being a 'proud boast' for having created 'diversity', social disharmony, and a balkanised Australian society in which some cultures are rowing in an entirely different direction to that of the mainstream Aussie.

Marla wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:04am:

Translation: paranoid old men with moderate to severe personality disorders feel their whiteness privilege is being threatened from the confines of their nursing home.

Nursing homes are almost exclusively staffed by Pacific Islanders, Filipino women, and increasing numbers of Negroes here in Australia ... with the occasional routine visits by Indian and Chinese doctors.

Trust me - little old men and Australian women are dying in hospices all over Australia feeling they have been removed to a foreign country far from the homeland where once they waved their Aussie fathers off to fight the Germans and the Japs to preserve Australia for their progeny.

If you're studying sociology at university and all you can manage at the age of 28 is to roll out prejudicial and academically immature terminology such as 'racist', 'xenophobic', 'redneck' and the like in response to questions of demographic displacement through mass-immigration -- then you haven't even begun to take the subject seriously, and without prejudice and moral posturing.

You deserve a good spanking over my knees for having shirked your responsibility to NOT bring your own biasses and pre-conceptions into play when considering these sociological scenarios.

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Reply #19 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:07am

John Smith wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:02am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:56am:

John Smith wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:36am:

I see the Master troll is at it again.

this is a good one for you Herb, it's sure to get them going. Cheesy

Ohhh....look who's projecting?

go away stupid .

No YOU go away Multi.

Why?

I was here having an ontopic discussion with Herb before you barged in to abuse and troll.

Now off you go.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Spot the Aussie ... dear o dear o dear ... Reply #20 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:13am Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:07am: I was here having an ontopic discussion with Herb before you barged in to abuse and troll. wow ... you take stupid to a whole new level
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Reply #21 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:19am

aquascoot wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:12am:

You could also use that pic to reflect upon another universal truth.

The default position of every species and every individual is "failure"

If you lose your momentum and your drive, you will fail.

And the europeans gave it all away for a pension and some free dentures.

How pitiful Wink

Good post as usual.

I would, however, argue that hybrid vigor demands that fillies like Lisa and other 'foreign-looking' mares be let loose in the paddock for agistment purposes with a selection of our finest stallions.

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Reply #22 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:21am

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:12am:

You could also use that pic to reflect upon another universal truth.

The default position of every species and every individual is "failure"

If you lose your momentum and your drive, you will fail.

And the europeans gave it all away for a pension and some free dentures.

How pitiful Wink

Good post as usual.

I would, however, argue that hybrid vigor demands that fillies like Lisa and other 'foreign-looking' mares be let loose in the paddock for agistment purposes with a selection of our finest stallions.

Cool

are you offering your services Herb? She's not to far from you, you know!

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Reply #23 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:23am

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 7:50am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 7:04am:

I'm foreign looking.

I was born like that. I had no choice in the matter.

Cry

While I'm still caught up in the Christmas Spirit I'm going to forgive you for having the goddamned hide to parade around in public with a foreign-looking appearance that doesn't conform to the Anglo-Saxon ideal.

(Plastic surgery is a booming industry that you might think of accessing to correct your xenophile appearance).

Where I WON'T forgive you is when media photographers take snaps in public places in Australia's largest city and all one can see are foreign faces with not even a token Anglo-Saxon to be seen anywhere.

Tongue

I used to be 'foreign-looking' after a weekend's hard drinking - but thank god I gave up the booze many years ago and have since returned to my default appearance of Aryan perfection.

My teenage daughter is of Aryan appearance.

She dyes her hair jet black....and packs on the eye liner and mascara each and every day.

She spent the first 5 years of her life hating her "yellow" hair. The tears she cried over that were another matter.

Goldilocks, Rapunzel and Alice in Wonderland kinda helped the situation....until that bloody black haired Snow White turned up Angry

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Reply #24 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:27am

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:12am:

You could also use that pic to reflect upon another universal truth.

The default position of every species and every individual is "failure"

If you lose your momentum and your drive, you will fail.

And the europeans gave it all away for a pension and some free dentures.

How pitiful Wink

Good post as usual.

I would, however, argue that hybrid vigor demands that fillies like Lisa and other 'foreign-looking' mares be let loose in the paddock for agistment purposes with a selection of our finest stallions.

Cool

Very funny! Roll Eyes

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Reply #25 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:34am

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:12am:

You could also use that pic to reflect upon another universal truth.

The default position of every species and every individual is "failure"

If you lose your momentum and your drive, you will fail.

And the europeans gave it all away for a pension and some free dentures.

How pitiful Wink

Good post as usual.

I would, however, argue that hybrid vigor demands that fillies like Lisa and other 'foreign-looking' mares be let loose in the paddock for agistment purposes with a selection of our finest stallions.

Cool

a practice that goes on to this day.

Northern territory farmers routinely cull brumbie stallions and release good quality thoroughbred stallions to improve the DNA.

i would suggest importing the semen of entrepreneurs from silicon valley

people like Bill Gates, Coby Bryant , Peyton Manning and Kayne West should be making straws of sperm available online.

the market would dictate that we pay a higher baby bonus to women willing to help improve the australian gene pool.

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Reply #26 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:37am

Marla wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:13am:

Herb's behavior is quite common:

Why does so much of Australia look like Henderson, Nevada?

Spooky.

That sure is an odd one. Nothing very clear-cut there. The Indian seems to be a nice enough fellow, and his cameras and such are perfectly legal for security reasons.

But!

The staring has to stop. That's an aspect of his background 'multiculturalism' that has to be toned-down as inappropriate to Anglo-Italian society. (The big bikie fellow had an Italian name).

What interested me was the sheer opulence of the property this Indian fellow and his mother lives in. You've got to wonder ... Roll Eyes

... Not being racist, but ... Roll Eyes

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Reply #27 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:44am

Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 8:08am:

I wonder what the Australian Aboriginals would think of Herbs rantings about how the whites have been treated.

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They would sympathise with me.

Just try fronting up to Centrelink as a White Person and getting a life-long dole cheque WITHOUT needing to sign a Reciprocal Agreement form that makes your dole payments DEPEPENDENT upon you fronting up for job interviews every few days -- or else your payments are gradually reduced to nothing .....

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Reply #28 - Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:45am

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 27^th, 2015 at 9:07am:

If you're studying sociology at university and all you can manage at the age of 28 is to roll out prejudicial and academically immature terminology such as 'racist', 'xenophobic', 'redneck' and the like in response to questions of demographic displacement through mass-immigration -- then you haven't even begun to take the subject seriously, and without prejudice and moral posturing.

Are you attempting to Wiki yourself into an argument, Herb?

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