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Re: And please - if you work for Bunnings
Reply #15 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:53pm

issuevoter wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:35pm:

All of that, and where's the bloody assistant when you need them?

Having a smoke out the back ...

(Here I've got to plead guilty myself. When I was doing some 'Casual' at Tip Top bakery in Fairfield I was often seen nipping out the back to have a smoke). How I didn't get fired I'll never know.

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Neferti Gold Member Offline Posts: 7965 Canberra Gender:	Re: And please - if you work for Bunnings Reply #16 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:56pm Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:49pm: ... not that there's anything wrong with that of course ... You rolling on the floor ... At least they don't say "Have a Nice Day" at your local Bunnings. That is really annoying.
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Reply #17 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:59pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:25pm:

Kat wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:13pm:

Ah yes, Bunnings.

Boss dropped me off one afternoon after work, came back an hour or so later and wanted me to go to Bunnings with him.

Got pulled-up and refused entry as I was bare-footed. Was otherwise still in my work gear.

'Oh, it's not safe', I was told.

So why did they then not bat an eyelid as a couple walked in right behind us - her in some kind of sandals, and him in thongs?

You've just stepped on my toes with this post Kat.

I can't stand people walking around in public in bare feet.

You're a bogan, mate, through-and-through. Tongue

Provide neither gold, nor silver, nor brass in your purse, Nor scrip for your journey, neither two coats, neither shoes, nor yet staves. Matthew 10:10

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Reply #18 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:59pm

John Smith wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:50pm:

if you work for Bunnings

Don't let Herb in.

The girls are delicious, of course. The best of them are real crackers. Also a lot of middle aged divorced women who've still got a twinkle in their eye for a handsome fellow like me. I've felt their eyeballs rolling all over my taut body when they thought I wasn't looking ... yes sirreeeee ...

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Reply #19 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:01pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:59pm:

John Smith wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:50pm:

if you work for Bunnings

Don't let Herb in.

The girls are delicious, of course. The best of them are real crackers. Also a lot of middle aged divorced women who've still got a twinkle in their eye for a handsome fellow like me. I've felt their eyeballs rolling all over my taut body when they thought I wasn't looking ... yes sirreeeee ...

they're only looking at you when they need someone to carry the bag of cow manure to their car for them. You fit that bill nicely.

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #20 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:07pm

Neferti wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:56pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:49pm:

... not that there's anything wrong with that of course ... Tongue

You rolling on the floor ...

At least they don't say "Have a Nice Day" at your local Bunnings. Tongue

That is really annoying.

Oh yes they do, but ...

Do you know what's got even WORSE about this irritating "Have a Nice Day" gratuity or salutation, or whatever?

Just ordinary people are now saying this to each other. It's no longer confined to just the service industries.

Mothers to daughters. Wives to husbands. etc.

It's the verbal equivalent of carrying a bottle of mineral water around with you all day long.

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Re: And please - if you work for Bunnings
Reply #21 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:09pm

John Smith wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:01pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:59pm:

John Smith wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:50pm:

if you work for Bunnings

Don't let Herb in.

The girls are delicious, of course. The best of them are real crackers. Also a lot of middle aged divorced women who've still got a twinkle in their eye for a handsome fellow like me. I've felt their eyeballs rolling all over my taut body when they thought I wasn't looking ... yes sirreeeee ...

they're only looking at you when they need someone to carry the bag of cow manure to their car for them. You fit that bill nicely.

I'm talking about the female staff at my local Bunnies.

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Reply #22 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:09pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:07pm:

Neferti wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:56pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:49pm:

... not that there's anything wrong with that of course ... Tongue

You rolling on the floor ...

At least they don't say "Have a Nice Day" at your local Bunnings. Tongue

That is really annoying.

Oh yes they do, but ...

Do you know what's got even WORSE about this irritating "Have a Nice Day" gratuity or salutation, or whatever?

Just ordinary people are now saying this to each other. It's no longer confined to just the service industries.

Mothers to daughters. Wives to husbands. etc.

It's the verbal equivalent of carrying a bottle on mineral water around with you all day long.

You really are a miserable old bastard, aren't you Herb?

I suggest you read less Pickering.

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If you can't be a good example, you have to be a horrible warning.

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: And please - if you work for Bunnings Reply #23 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:18pm mothra wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:09pm: You really are a miserable old bastard, aren't you Herb? Whatever. Have a Nice Day, mothraf*cker.
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 36060 Gender:	Re: And please - if you work for Bunnings Reply #24 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:24pm Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:18pm: mothra wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:09pm: You really are a miserable old bastard, aren't you Herb? Whatever. Have a Nice Day, mothraf*cker. Lovely day thanks. Slow at work. You have a nice day too Herb. Hopefully it improves your disposition.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 77052 Gender:	Re: And please - if you work for Bunnings Reply #25 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:25pm mothra wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:24pm: Hopefully it improves your disposition. you've more chance of picking next weeks lotto numbers
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 143938 Gender:	Re: And please - if you work for Bunnings Reply #26 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:30pm Poor old Walter.
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Re: And please - if you work for Bunnings
Reply #27 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:42pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:25pm:

Kat wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 1:13pm:

Ah yes, Bunnings.

Boss dropped me off one afternoon after work, came back an hour or so later and wanted me to go to Bunnings with him.

Got pulled-up and refused entry as I was bare-footed. Was otherwise still in my work gear.

'Oh, it's not safe', I was told.

So why did they then not bat an eyelid as a couple walked in right behind us - her in some kind of sandals, and him in thongs?

You've just stepped on my toes with this post Kat.

I can't stand people walking around in public in bare feet.

You're a bogan, mate, through-and-through.

Well, no.

I'd been in steel-caps since 7 that morning, it was summer, and I'd officially knocked-off.

They weren't going back on til 7 the next morning - not for Bunnings or anyone else.

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21959 ACT Gender:	Re: And please - if you work for Bunnings Reply #28 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:53pm Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:18pm: mothra wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:09pm: You really are a miserable old bastard, aren't you Herb? Whatever. Have a Nice Day, mothraf*cker. Well said Herb! I liked that one!
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Reply #29 - Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:55pm

Kat wrote on Dec 8^th, 2015 at 2:42pm:

Well, no.

I'd been in steel-caps since 7 that morning, it was summer, and I'd officially knocked-off.

They weren't going back on til 7 the next morning - not for Bunnings or anyone else.

Steel caps? You're forgiven. I know all about steel caps.

Keep on truckin', Kat.

You Have a Nice Day now. And don't take any wooden nickels.

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