Australian Politics Forum - Any lumbersexuals here?

bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Any lumbersexuals here? Dec 4^th, 2015 at 2:20pm I could qualify if I was younger and my lifestyle was a bit more rugged.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Any lumbersexuals here? Reply #1 - Dec 4^th, 2015 at 2:57pm Ok my interest has been piqued, since when has this been a thing?
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Reply #2 - Dec 4^th, 2015 at 2:59pm

had to go look of course- lol you're a dag.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lumbersexual

Lumbersexual
A gen y or later man whom is trying desperately to be masculine by looking the part instead of being the part, eg, dressing up like a lumberjack. This is done primarily to capture lost or missing masculinity due to being emasculated by things such as his childhood environment (effeminate father, overbearing soccer mom mother, play dates, trophies for losing.... etc.), feminism, modern urban culture, and "Sex In The City" reruns. He tries to achieve this masculinity by mimicking real men, and in this particular case a lumberjack due to their connection to blue collar work and an outdoor workplace. To distinguish between the two a number of markers serve as convincing evidence to determine between the real man and the poser. 1. Look at their hands. A lumberjack will have leather for skin, many scars, and sometimes (more often than not) crooked fingers from broken bones not properly set and treated with twigs and duct tape.... a lumbersexual will have smooth, soft hands that smell like lotion. 2. Look at their face. The lumberjack will have weathered skin and probably some scars attributed to flying debris, cable burrs, falling branches, and a number of scenarios involving axes and chain saws. 3. Offer to buy them coffee. The lumberjack will have straight up coffee, maybe with a little cream. The lumbersexual will have some sort of latte or some other fancy schmancy french poo ( shite).

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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: Any lumbersexuals here? Reply #3 - Dec 4^th, 2015 at 4:22pm I don't know, just saw it had been added to the dictionary
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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: Any lumbersexuals here? Reply #4 - Dec 4^th, 2015 at 4:24pm But I didn't know all that stuff was in it. No not me at all.
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Re: Any lumbersexuals here?
Reply #5 - Dec 4^th, 2015 at 4:39pm

Agnes wrote on Dec 4^th, 2015 at 2:59pm:

had to go look of course- lol you're a dag.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lumbersexual

Lumbersexual
A gen y or later man whom is trying desperately to be masculine by looking the part instead of being the part, eg, dressing up like a lumberjack. This is done primarily to capture lost or missing masculinity due to being emasculated by things such as his childhood environment (effeminate father, overbearing soccer mom mother, play dates, trophies for losing.... etc.), feminism, modern urban culture, and "Sex In The City" reruns. He tries to achieve this masculinity by mimicking real men, and in this particular case a lumberjack due to their connection to blue collar work and an outdoor workplace. To distinguish between the two a number of markers serve as convincing evidence to determine between the real man and the poser. 1. Look at their hands. A lumberjack will have leather for skin, many scars, and sometimes (more often than not) crooked fingers from broken bones not properly set and treated with twigs and duct tape.... a lumbersexual will have smooth, soft hands that smell like lotion. 2. Look at their face. The lumberjack will have weathered skin and probably some scars attributed to flying debris, cable burrs, falling branches, and a number of scenarios involving axes and chain saws. 3. Offer to buy them coffee. The lumberjack will have straight up coffee, maybe with a little cream. The lumbersexual will have some sort of latte or some other fancy schmancy french poo ( shite).

Latte is not French. O K, I guess that's me outed.

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The Heartless Felon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2869 Gender:	Re: Any lumbersexuals here? Reply #6 - Dec 4^th, 2015 at 4:45pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Any lumbersexuals here? Reply #7 - Dec 4^th, 2015 at 4:46pm
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Marla Gold Member Offline A joint a day keeps the MAGA away Posts: 14628 Colorado Gender:	Re: Any lumbersexuals here? Reply #8 - Dec 6^th, 2015 at 3:01pm So...like "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski only with more sawdust?
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