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Sun Tzu Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1148 Gender:	Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad? Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 1:00pm Martyrs qualify for 72 virgins. With the number of Jihadi deaths so far a shortage of virgins must be emerging, not that virgins were plentiful before Jihad inception. Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad?
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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad? Reply #1 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 1:23pm Mmm....they might have to widen the goal posts. .....had sex ten times or less? Not you
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Sun Tzu Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1148 Gender:	Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad? Reply #2 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:03pm Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 1:23pm: Mmm....they might have to widen the goal posts. .....had sex ten times or less? Not you Might work if they eliminate own goals.
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lee Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 19922 Gender:	Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad? Reply #3 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm Who said the virgins had to be human?
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Sun Tzu Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1148 Gender:	Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad? Reply #4 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:50pm lee wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm: Who said the virgins had to be human? Is lee volunteering?
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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad? Reply #5 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:16pm lee wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm: Who said the virgins had to be human? Probably Mohammed, but I'm sure they'd be happy with you....any port in a storm.
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Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad?
Reply #6 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:21pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:16pm:

lee wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm:

Who said the virgins had to be human?

Probably Mohammed, but I'm sure they'd be happy with you....any port in a storm.

Actually islam doesn't even specify that they are girls , these virgins will probably be little boys knowing islam and mohammed being a pedophile and all. Allah will probably like a little twist at the end for him.

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Reply #7 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:23pm

lee wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm:

Who said the virgins had to be human?

Well yeah, we do know how arab muslims like rooting animals they even have laws about how to do it.

In Southern Punjab, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Sindh and Balochistan, sex with animals is a common practice among rural youths and considered a rite of passage into adulthood.

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Reply #8 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:24pm

wiseguy wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:21pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:16pm:

lee wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm:

Who said the virgins had to be human?

Probably Mohammed, but I'm sure they'd be happy with you....any port in a storm.

Actually islam doesn't even specify that they are girls , these virgins will probably be little boys knowing islam and mohammed being a pedophile and all. Allah will probably like a little twist at the end for him.

You profess expertise of little boys?

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lee Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 19922 Gender:	Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad? Reply #9 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 5:45pm Sun Tzu wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:50pm: lee wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm: Who said the virgins had to be human? Is lee volunteering? Who said I was a virgin?
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Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad?
Reply #10 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 5:54pm

Sun Tzu wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 1:00pm:

Martyrs qualify for 72 virgins. With the number of Jihadi deaths so far a shortage of virgins must be emerging, not that virgins were plentiful before Jihad inception.

Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad?

I am sure Virgin Airlines will accommodate any short falls they are good like that.

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Reply #11 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 5:57pm

Sun Tzu wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:24pm:

wiseguy wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:21pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:16pm:

lee wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm:

Who said the virgins had to be human?

Probably Mohammed, but I'm sure they'd be happy with you....any port in a storm.

Actually islam doesn't even specify that they are girls , these virgins will probably be little boys knowing islam and mohammed being a pedophile and all. Allah will probably like a little twist at the end for him.

You profess expertise of little boys?

No, why do you ask ? Looking for some ?

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Reply #12 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 7:18pm

wiseguy wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 5:57pm:

Sun Tzu wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:24pm:

wiseguy wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:21pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:16pm:

lee wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm:

Who said the virgins had to be human?

Probably Mohammed, but I'm sure they'd be happy with you....any port in a storm.

Actually islam doesn't even specify that they are girls , these virgins will probably be little boys knowing islam and mohammed being a pedophile and all. Allah will probably like a little twist at the end for him.

You profess expertise of little boys?

No, why do you ask ? Looking for some ?

Heaven forbid I should ask you to sacrifice.

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Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad?
Reply #13 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 7:24pm

Sun Tzu wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 7:18pm:

wiseguy wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 5:57pm:

Sun Tzu wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:24pm:

wiseguy wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:21pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:16pm:

lee wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 3:08pm:

Who said the virgins had to be human?

Probably Mohammed, but I'm sure they'd be happy with you....any port in a storm.

Actually islam doesn't even specify that they are girls , these virgins will probably be little boys knowing islam and mohammed being a pedophile and all. Allah will probably like a little twist at the end for him.

You profess expertise of little boys?

No, why do you ask ? Looking for some ?

Heaven forbid I should ask you to sacrifice.

Sacrificing was in the old testament, get with the times noodles.

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Muslims are murdering Psychopaths, just look at France, Never Trust a Mussey, Ever.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad? Reply #14 - Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 7:27pm wiseguy wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2015 at 4:21pm: Actually islam doesn't even specify that they are girls . So you need someone to specify it otherwise you can't work it out?
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