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Reply #15 - Nov 22nd, 2015 at 8:26pm
 
The 72 virgin reward for Islamic martyrdom can be taken a number of ways, but it does indicate that there is a fixation with escape from the puritanical strictures placed on sexual relations among men and women under the laws of Islam.

The violence exhibited by so many Muslim men towards women and the world in general is the result of several influences, but intense sexual repression is one of the main causes.
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Reply #16 - Nov 22nd, 2015 at 8:30pm
 
Will they abuse the virgin goats is the next question upon reaching paradise and for how long.

What did goats ever do to muslim men the next question ?
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Reply #17 - Nov 22nd, 2015 at 11:19pm
 
"In Islamic mythology, the houris (/ˈhʊəriz, ˈhaʊəriz/)[1] or ḥūr (plural of ḥaurāʾ, "gazelle-eyed (woman)")[1] or ḥūrīyah[note 1] (Arabic: حورية‎) are commonly translated as "(splendid)[2] companions of equal age (well-matched)",[3] "lovely eyed",[4] of "modest gaze",[5] "pure beings" or "companions pure" of paradise, denoting humans and jinn who enter Jannah (paradise) after being recreated anew in the hereafter.[6]

Among non-Muslims, the concept of the houri received wide publicity as "virgins" (most usually 72 in number for each shahid) promised as a reward to Muslim shahids (martyrs), after their death. However, contrary to such reports, the Quran states that all believers (not just martyrs, and nowhere either is it said it's just men) who go to Heaven shall be granted the company of more than one houri—explicitly mentioned in the plural, and the number 72 comes from a hadith with a weak chain of narrators (i.e. less than totally reliable), and not the Quran."
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Reply #18 - Nov 22nd, 2015 at 11:37pm
 
So how many whores does a man get and how many lesbians does a woman get again ?

I mean this is really something an autistic god in the afterlife would come up with isn't it. Or maybe just maybe
some clown caliph that wasn't getting any at the time more to the point.

Its a shame allah thought the earth was flat and that he split the moon in half too. Sort of negates the mythical  virgin thingy and points more towards them going to the Christian Hell designed for Satan and his followers if we want to lay some dosh on the spiritual.
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Reply #19 - Nov 22nd, 2015 at 11:42pm
 
wiseguy wrote on Nov 22nd, 2015 at 11:37pm:
So how many whores does a man get and how many lesbians does a woman get again ?

I mean this is really something an autistic god in the afterlife would come up with isn't it. Or maybe just maybe
some clown caliph that wasn't getting any at the time more to the point.

Its a shame allah thought the earth was flat and that he split the moon in half too. Sort of negates to virgin thingy and points more towards them going to the Christian Hell designed for Satan and his followers if we want to lay some dosh on the spiritual.


The guy gets an unspecified number (but more than one) 'wives' and the woman gets an unspecified number (again more than one) of toyboys/husbands
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Reply #20 - Nov 22nd, 2015 at 11:48pm
 
So are they manufactured in paradise cause if they were virgins that blew themselves up on an allah ackbar run they would be just a mist. Or do they get put back together ?

Does a virgin get scratched off the list of 72 virgins when they die and in turn themselves get 72 other virgins ?

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Reply #21 - Nov 22nd, 2015 at 11:53pm
 
There are several descriptions related to houri that are found in various Islamic references. Some include:

Physical Attributes:

Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes [15][16][17]
Like pearls [18]
Hairless except the eye brows and the head [19]

In addition to Quranic translations of 78:33 specifying the virgins will be voluptuous[20], Sahih International translates it as "full-breasted [companions] of equal age". Tafsir al-Jalalayn says "and buxom maidens (kawā‘ib is the plural of kā‘ib) of equal age (atrāb is the plural of tirb)". Several Islamic scholars explain that they will have "large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang".[21]

Beautiful [13]
White skinned [22]
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall [23][22]
7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width [22]
Transparent to the marrow of their bones [21][13]
Eternally young [19]
Companions of equal age [20][24]
Sexual Attributes:

Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse [25][26]
Virgins [27]
Voluptuous/full-breasted [20]
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang [21][3]
Appetizing vaginas [11]
Personality Attributes:

Chaste [15]
Restraining their glances [15][25]
Modest gaze [28]
Other Attributes:

Splendid [29]
Pure [13]
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree [21][30]
Never dissatisfied [30]
Will sing praise [7]


F KING CLOWNS if anyone can believe that shyte they need their head read F.F.S. this houri is 3.2 frackin metres wide and 27.5 metres tall Grin Grin

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Re: Will virgin shortage cause demise of Jihad?
Reply #22 - Nov 23rd, 2015 at 12:13am
 
wiseguy wrote on Nov 22nd, 2015 at 11:48pm:
So are they manufactured in paradise cause if they were virgins that blew themselves up on an allah ackbar run they would be just a mist. Or do they get put back together ?

Does a virgin get scratched off the list of 72 virgins when they die and in turn themselves get 72 other virgins ?



I think mostly they're supposed to be a type of angelic beings. Maybe the catering staff or something. As far as I've been able to work out, it's very very rare for a human to be allowed to get remade as a houri.
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Reply #23 - Nov 23rd, 2015 at 12:20am
 
I'm gonna find a descendant of the caliph that come up with this stuff to design my harem.
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Reply #24 - Nov 23rd, 2015 at 11:26am
 
wiseguy wrote on Nov 22nd, 2015 at 11:53pm:
F KING CLOWNS if anyone can believe that shyte they need their head read F.F.S. this houri is 3.2 frackin metres wide and 27.5 metres tall



You know you better be home on time.
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