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Reply #976 - Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:05pm

gladys wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 8:31pm:

Sorry I haven't been by lately ladies. Many in the CWA community have needed my home remedies: cat fennel and lard for Margie's sore throat. Anise seed tea for Redmond's insomnia. Even Mr. George Monk called me complaining that his piles were rubbing together again.

LOL Gladys, you do rather upset Mr Monk- but if it has to be said it does I think? Any remedy for what ails his rear end dear lady ? Grin

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Reply #977 - Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:11pm

Agnes wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:05pm:

gladys wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 8:31pm:

Sorry I haven't been by lately ladies. Many in the CWA community have needed my home remedies: cat fennel and lard for Margie's sore throat. Anise seed tea for Redmond's insomnia. Even Mr. George Monk called me complaining that his piles were rubbing together again.

LOL Gladys, you do rather upset Mr Monk- but if it has to be said it does I think? Any remedy for what ails his rear end dear lady ? Grin

I am so sorry I could not help Mr. Monk. Piles can be rather upsetting and the poor victim tends to take it out on those nearest to him. Advised him to go to the nearest Laser Hemorrhoid Center because sometimes 19th century medicine isn't always the best.

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Reply #978 - Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:14pm

gladys wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 8:31pm:

Sorry I haven't been by lately ladies. Many in the CWA community have needed my home remedies: cat fennel and lard for Margie's sore throat. Anise seed tea for Redmond's insomnia. Even Mr. George Monk called me complaining that his piles were rubbing together again.

Your remedy worked a treat dear Gladys, now my neighbor can rest in peace I suppose ~ he called the station last night complaining the dog next door was barking all night, I didn't dare tell him it was me Embarrassed

Some (

Mr Monk

) complain about you but I think you are an absolute sweetheart, what would we do without our Gladys in our times of need ?

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Reply #979 - Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:28pm

gladys wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:11pm:

Agnes wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:05pm:

gladys wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 8:31pm:

Sorry I haven't been by lately ladies. Many in the CWA community have needed my home remedies: cat fennel and lard for Margie's sore throat. Anise seed tea for Redmond's insomnia. Even Mr. George Monk called me complaining that his piles were rubbing together again.

LOL Gladys, you do rather upset Mr Monk- but if it has to be said it does I think? Any remedy for what ails his rear end dear lady ? Grin

I am so sorry I could not help Mr. Monk. Piles can be rather upsetting and the poor victim tends to take it out on those nearest to him. Advised him to go to the nearest Laser Hemorrhoid Center because sometimes 19th century medicine isn't always the best.

Mr Monk is a bit fragile sometimes, I wouldn't worry too much Gladys. He is a dear when you get too know him though, in spite of his paddle mash obsession and cookery borne of the old country. He will be a boon at CWA Xmas feast upcoming.

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Reply #980 - Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:37pm

Agnes wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:28pm:

gladys wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:11pm:

Agnes wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:05pm:

gladys wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 8:31pm:

Sorry I haven't been by lately ladies. Many in the CWA community have needed my home remedies: cat fennel and lard for Margie's sore throat. Anise seed tea for Redmond's insomnia. Even Mr. George Monk called me complaining that his piles were rubbing together again.

LOL Gladys, you do rather upset Mr Monk- but if it has to be said it does I think? Any remedy for what ails his rear end dear lady ? Grin

I am so sorry I could not help Mr. Monk. Piles can be rather upsetting and the poor victim tends to take it out on those nearest to him. Advised him to go to the nearest Laser Hemorrhoid Center because sometimes 19th century medicine isn't always the best.

Mr Monk is a bit fragile sometimes, I wouldn't worry too much Gladys. He is a dear when you get too know him though, in spite of his paddle mash obsession and cookery borne of the old country. He will be a boon at CWA Xmas feast upcoming.

Yes, about that Xmas feast. I do hope Mr. Monk, after getting his hemorrhoids surgically removed by laser, won't sautee them with a bit of garlic and pass them off as chicaron bituka!

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Reply #981 - Nov 6^th, 2015 at 8:28am

Jovial Monk wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 10:33pm:

I neither know nor care who is behind the Gladys account but whoever it is has no sense of humor.

So I will ignore that account.

It's ok Jovial, we usually lock her in the attic, but some do-gooder let her out and she's been on the pink pills again......mixed with green mead, she can't even wait until it matures.....poor Gladdie, we love her but she's a handful at times.

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Reply #982 - Nov 6^th, 2015 at 8:30am

gladys wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 11:37pm:

Yes, about that Xmas feast. I do hope Mr. Monk, after getting his hemorrhoids surgically removed by laser, won't sautee them with a bit of garlic and pass them off as chicaron bituka!

Oh Gladdie, you go have a whacky imagination.

How many pink pills do you take these days?

I know Fred tried to get some for Myrtle and that sly little dealer said Gladys bought the lot.

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Reply #983 - Nov 6^th, 2015 at 9:41am

ladies ladies and gentleman lets all understand the good old CWA motto.. to help one another to the best of our ability...to love and care about all creatures big and small...something like that...its a very moving motto I will have it tattooed somewhere as I do find it hard to remember it all...but Glad is a wonder she has so much to offer just a little bit over zealous the hemorrhoid cream she gave Mr Monk had chillie in it.. it was not a success...it was her heat rub by mistake...

I am just saying poor Mr Monk does have an excuse .

do hope you are all beavering away at your donations to the Christmas stall...that is if you wish our party to be a success... we must all put our shoulders to the wheel... so to speak...funding has never been lower... and I will never have a fairy bread Christmas party again..it just isnt the same...

the christmas lights are in a mess again.. if anyone has the time to sort them out please let me know asap....I must find out what asap means.. someone told me to use it whenever I can after a request.

Mario has started fixing the hall even with all this rain he is a demon when he gets started...the rain has been a problem with the bus outings.. the bus doesnt do wet...we need new tyres I believe... but it doesnt go too far as there is no toilet on board...so hopefully they will get us by until the new year...praise the lord.

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Reply #984 - Nov 6^th, 2015 at 9:43am

Redmond Neck wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 7:40pm:

I think I will have to go and have a lie down Pansi (and cods after cods' pm...phew I am sweating!!!)

I loves yous all as that dope boxer used to say!

But sometimes its hard so to speak!

Wink

redmond it is not gentlemanly to mention PMs..if pansi reads that you could be in trouble.... did you read what happened to bear when she caught him being unfaithful????.....

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Reply #985 - Nov 6^th, 2015 at 2:59pm

cods wrote on Nov 6^th, 2015 at 9:41am:

ladies ladies and gentleman lets all understand the good old CWA motto.. to help one another to the best of our ability...to love and care about all creatures big and small...something like that...its a very moving motto I will have it tattooed somewhere as I do find it hard to remember it all...but Glad is a wonder she has so much to offer just a little bit over zealous the hemorrhoid cream she gave Mr Monk had chillie in it.. it was not a success...it was her heat rub by mistake...

I am just saying poor Mr Monk does have an excuse .

do hope you are all beavering away at your donations to the Christmas stall...that is if you wish our party to be a success... we must all put our shoulders to the wheel... so to speak...funding has never been lower... and I will never have a fairy bread Christmas party again..it just isnt the same...

the christmas lights are in a mess again.. if anyone has the time to sort them out please let me know asap....I must find out what asap means.. someone told me to use it whenever I can after a request.

Mario has started fixing the hall even with all this rain he is a demon when he gets started...the rain has been a problem with the bus outings.. the bus doesnt do wet...we need new tyres I believe... but it doesnt go too far as there is no toilet on board...so hopefully they will get us by until the new year...praise the lord.

We need two plastic buckets for the bus cods, one for the loo and one for the drips......we will get by.

......remember the days when we used have to plod barefooted through the snow for ten miles to get to school, that made us tough.....country women are like artichokes, firm on the outside with a soft heart.

I'm shocked you pm'd Redmond cods, after I told you what happened when he and I walked out the other night. What did you say to him to make him so hot?

I heard George likes you....a lot, he's shy so you will have to make the first move.

......don't go waiting for the Christmas party, we can't afford to dally, you know.....leave a card on his chair but don't put your name on, just say from 'guess who'?.....men like that

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Reply #986 - Nov 6^th, 2015 at 3:02pm

cods wrote on Nov 6^th, 2015 at 9:43am:

Redmond Neck wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 7:40pm:

I think I will have to go and have a lie down Pansi (and cods after cods' pm...phew I am sweating!!!)

I loves yous all as that dope boxer used to say!

But sometimes its hard so to speak!

Wink

redmond it is not gentlemanly to mention PMs..if pansi reads that you could be in trouble.... did you read what happened to bear when she caught him being unfaithful????.....

I texted Red

your dumped

I said

that two timing ungrateful man, after what we went through on our tea date too......never again!......I'm totally over men, the dirty down and out beggars they are.

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Kamal New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #987 - Nov 6^th, 2015 at 3:10pm Jovial Monk wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 10:33pm: I neither know nor care who is behind the Gladys account but whoever it is has no sense of humor. So I will ignore that account. Gladys might not have the hots for you anyways.
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Reply #988 - Nov 6^th, 2015 at 3:15pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 6^th, 2015 at 2:59pm:

cods wrote on Nov 6^th, 2015 at 9:41am:

ladies ladies and gentleman lets all understand the good old CWA motto.. to help one another to the best of our ability...to love and care about all creatures big and small...something like that...its a very moving motto I will have it tattooed somewhere as I do find it hard to remember it all...but Glad is a wonder she has so much to offer just a little bit over zealous the hemorrhoid cream she gave Mr Monk had chillie in it.. it was not a success...it was her heat rub by mistake...

I am just saying poor Mr Monk does have an excuse .

do hope you are all beavering away at your donations to the Christmas stall...that is if you wish our party to be a success... we must all put our shoulders to the wheel... so to speak...funding has never been lower... and I will never have a fairy bread Christmas party again..it just isnt the same...

the christmas lights are in a mess again.. if anyone has the time to sort them out please let me know asap....I must find out what asap means.. someone told me to use it whenever I can after a request.

Mario has started fixing the hall even with all this rain he is a demon when he gets started...the rain has been a problem with the bus outings.. the bus doesnt do wet...we need new tyres I believe... but it doesnt go too far as there is no toilet on board...so hopefully they will get us by until the new year...praise the lord.

We need two plastic buckets for the bus cods, one for the loo and one for the drips......we will get by.

......remember the days when we used have to plod barefooted through the snow for ten miles to get to school, that made us tough.....country women are like artichokes, firm on the outside with a soft heart.

I'm shocked you pm'd Redmond cods, after I told you what happened when he and I walked out the other night. What did you say to him to make him so hot?

I heard George likes you....a lot, he's shy so you will have to make the first move.

......don't go waiting for the Christmas party, we can't afford to dally, you know.....leave a card on his chair but don't put your name on, just say from 'guess who'?.....men like that

NO buckets pansi.. we tried that it was a nightmare...push and shove omg.. never again...we couldnt use the bus for 6 weeks afterwards...

I dont know what you mean pansi... Red is trying to make you jealous and he has by the sound of things...his wife will be amused....he spends all day in his front yard polishing his moped wearing his David Beckham t shirt the one in his Calvin Klein undies.. showing off to all the ladies heading towards ALDI...its so obvious he is a real lothario...tosses them off like last weeks extentions.... yes he has those as well..... did you get to feel his fake biceps????....yes all fake.....sorry Red but under the circumstances we cant pretend any more..

when I meet Mr right I will be all over him like a rash...not an itchy one No.....a nice one.. smelling of lavender or maybe bacon....depends on the mood..

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Reply #989 - Nov 6^th, 2015 at 3:16pm

Kamal wrote on Nov 6^th, 2015 at 3:10pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 10:33pm:

I neither know nor care who is behind the Gladys account but whoever it is has no sense of humor.

So I will ignore that account.

Gladys might not have the hots for you anyways.

OMG how did you find us camel????>.. or are you lost we have heaps of room in the hall if you choose to hang around....we need new blood... make that membership funds..

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