you will now have to make them all agnes.. I showed them to the girls and a couple fainted...so bring it on I say..

I cant believe we have such skills in our membership...this is amazing...those cream buns look adorable...my choko scones may not top the best seller list this year......

well its time I handed over the crown anyway.. as you know I am not a greedy soul...so if there is room for your name on the trophy.. good luck agnes...

I will do a book signing at the event

and I am thinking of doin g a TV commercial. to advertise the event what say ye girls... we could all sing our Fav CWA anthem...with maybe a few high kicks..from those who still can...

aia has his eye on you agnes... if maud makes her custard tart this year.. you can give it too him..

Be careful David, these CWA women are a bit weird and getting worse by day.

Just read a few pages, you will get the picture. 

you notice cods men only turn up when talk to tuns to food- love and  cuddles come a poor second- the way to mans heart is through his stomach they say and its true.. they just love lewwwd food too- like hotdogs and oysters.

Maybe we can have a kissing booth- just dainty little pecks on the cheek only- no tongue. $3 a kiss you think?

Hi girls.......it sounds like the hall has turned ugly since I've been away.........who let the riff raff in?.......Ilsa I suppose, just don't let her put the red light globe on the porch again.

Hey cods, I couldnt get the berries after all, it was Bears fault......running off like that. Will lychees do?

I got you a nice fridge magnet.....wilderbeast mating in the wild.....I know you like that sort of thing....I got Ilsa some vine leaf condoms.

Can you send a few dollars over.....I need to throw a farewell party, they expect it.

pansi I am not sending any more money.. Panky has given me the bad eye one more penny to pansi and I am gone...she is lookign for any excuse to get me out the door..I now have red keeping an eye on her for me incase she plots one of her surprise visits..with the auditor..so we have had a clean out of bottles and old bits of cheese..just to be on the safe side..

in the mean time give out vouchers for a party when you return...its what I do...IOUs I think they are called..it wil work for the those who dont own TV sets..I am so glad bear isnt coming back thats the best news..we now have aia but I am sure agnes will keep him in control.. you know how the lads go crazy for her she will have him round her little finger in no time..at least thats the plan.. she will bring her macaroons and set the place on fire...
aia is already making advances froma distance shows what power that girl has...he is very fickle though last week he couldnt get enough of me..

he doesnt know I am a judge at the dip and glide.. so that will teach him..


the fridge magnet sounds wonderful dear  ... i think....

we so look forward to all your slides of your disappointing factfinding mission...we will of course manage without the berries.. what did we want them for.. do you remember?.

we plan to decorate the hall for your return.. with "pansi for president" banners that  will be displayed up and down the street .. remember they are left over from the election that got hanky panky elected...very disappointing..but its great we can use them again...
we found them under the empty bottles..so fortunate..

if you can bring a bottle or three through customs please do dear...turn the old pansi charm on to that handsome officer I am sure he will look the other way.....dont forget to wear your good old CWA PIN ...

AiA and Geo will kill each others cods- they are always sparring, jousting and arm wrestling trying best each other,  just see if I'm not right, they will have to find common ground to exist at CWA peacefully together.. they will be fighting over the girls awkwardly rumbling on the floor with their pants around their ankles and the crown jewels  revoltingly on display. eeeeww I can just see it. What are we going to do here?

Geo is all about fine wine and dining and long walks along the beach with Demi and  AiA loves seedy strip/nightclubs , loves  spa retreats to revive his hard living ways- they have nothing in common- as you can see he is hanging around here eyeing off a likely prize and the chickens in this hen house are ripe for the picking. I dont cut anyones grass let alone the grassy knoll of my CWA sisters. So the french word for desire AiA is "foutre le camp" !! better luck with Glad dear man.

Agnes wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 8:08pm:




agnes you sound as if you have been around the paddock dear.. your knowledge of the lesser sex is amazing..I will put this all in my book of Lifes Experiences...

seedy and hen houses is not in my vocabulary you understand I am old school you see  but I wil google them...what an interesting world we live in..I cant wait to learn what it all means.

aia and geo have been warned they are under the good old CWA RUles at this club  and they will behave to our standards.. ok I am aware they have slipped this past year and I have had to weaken the mead down as some of the girls were definitely getting out of hand...the arm wrestling had to be seen to be believed...and all over who got the last timtam.. it wont happen again..

no more timtams allowed...

as I said Old School.. its the only way...

geo will be paired with Glad on his first night back...I know throwing him in the deep end is not our usual welcome but he did say he wanted no special favors and Glad of course is after aia and we are all ready under surveillance since the nude frolic after Fran thought we had to ward off werewolves or something equally batty....the neighbours complained and ever since the patrol car pops by.. so we cannot risk glad taking aia out to show him the new moon rising over the port-a- loo .....

did I tell you we now have a portable loo...what happened to the old one is all in the yearly report to head office...there is an on going investigation into who and what and I am praying none of our members were involved.. Lyle looked a bit guilty..but he was seen with Mavis down lovers lane that night.. so I think he is in the clear...I have no idea why they were there but the police are happy... so I say no more...

they have a video apparently..

If you are referring to any of the men here at Ozpol Cods, I hope you are joking. They are all cheap drunks from what I can tell.