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Reply #1020 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 8:10am
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 7:36am:
We could have a 'meet the pollies' dance night.

That would be fun. We could set up some awesome tricks to play on them, all in the name of democracy of course.

We could have a 'piggy corner' any one of them that mentions politics will be sent to the pigs sty.

Go on cods....I could put up with Chrissy and Julie so you can put up with shorty and Tanya for a couple of hours.

We will have a show of hands at the next meeting.




thats a fail pansi....I do not play with fools I am over them.



actually I am thinking of joining PA...what do you think???....I can really unload on someone there where said person  has no admirers at all  from what I understand...

as it is I see this forum going down the same path with horrible threads dedicated to bringing down other members...someone with a very sick mind....

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Reply #1021 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 10:24am
 
cods is the "C" is CWA and Agnes is the "A" ... where the hell is Winifred?  Does anyone know? Back in the day she had a thing for the milkman, any milkman.
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Reply #1022 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 10:36am
 
gladys wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 10:24am:
cods is the "C" is CWA and Agnes is the "A" ... where the hell is Winifred?  Does anyone know? Back in the day she had a thing for the milkman, any milkman.



the cwa stands for


C
lever
W
omens
A
ssociation

all the girls know that..


Winny is doing very well dear thank you for asking...she got rid of Ernie the milkman.. he was playing the field.. no one messes with Winny....
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Reply #1023 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 1:12pm
 
cods wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 8:10am:
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 7:36am:
We could have a 'meet the pollies' dance night.

That would be fun. We could set up some awesome tricks to play on them, all in the name of democracy of course.

We could have a 'piggy corner' any one of them that mentions politics will be sent to the pigs sty.

Go on cods....I could put up with Chrissy and Julie so you can put up with shorty and Tanya for a couple of hours.

We will have a show of hands at the next meeting.




thats a fail pansi....I do not play with fools I am over them.



actually I am thinking of joining PA...what do you think???....I can really unload on someone there where said person  has no admirers at all  from what I understand...

as it is I see this forum going down the same path with horrible threads dedicated to bringing down other members...someone with a very sick mind....




Ok, so we don't want to stink the place up, besides they'd probably wreck the tables and pinch the tea spoons.
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Reply #1024 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 3:05pm
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 1:12pm:
cods wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 8:10am:
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 7:36am:
We could have a 'meet the pollies' dance night.

That would be fun. We could set up some awesome tricks to play on them, all in the name of democracy of course.

We could have a 'piggy corner' any one of them that mentions politics will be sent to the pigs sty.

Go on cods....I could put up with Chrissy and Julie so you can put up with shorty and Tanya for a couple of hours.

We will have a show of hands at the next meeting.




thats a fail pansi....I do not play with fools I am over them.



actually I am thinking of joining PA...what do you think???....I can really unload on someone there where said person  has no admirers at all  from what I understand...

as it is I see this forum going down the same path with horrible threads dedicated to bringing down other members...someone with a very sick mind....




Ok, so we don't want to stink the place up, besides they'd probably wreck the tables and pinch the tea spoons.



are you talking about PA again pansi?
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Reply #1025 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 5:16pm
 
ladies ladies.. we are expecting important visitors to the new hall   yes praise the lord its back to being just like home .. except no cobwebs...yet...

we have been invited to audition for Dancing with the Stars...I wrote to them 5 years ago telling them about our wonderful group... or troupe...I cant remember now.. anyway I never gave up hope as you know cods is nothing if not tenacious.I have been leaving voice mails all over the station...anyway at long last they have found the time to come and put us through our paces...

now this is in the year 2016 so we have plenty of time to practice Red will have to get his shoes out of hock as he will need them for that tango number...

the quickstep and foxtrot we are all masters of  so come on girls its back to the boards and work work work...have you seen those dishy guys that get to teach the dances.....wheeew so hot..

it will be to our credit if we get anyone of the girls chosen... I will order a few wigs as hair flicking is not one of our best features..  and we must get that right...

I wonder if they allow them to slow down the jive......must leave a message about that
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Reply #1026 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 6:30pm
 
I can supply the mead to enliven the performance?
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Reply #1027 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 6:30pm
 
cods wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 5:16pm:
... I will order a few wigs as hair flicking is not one of our best features..  and we must get that right...


Goodness Cods this is a write up for the books, we will super glue the wigs on this time.......Mabel flicked hers right into the judges face last time she was in a comp.

I can't wait.

Who are you wearing dear? Mr T?......Tarj'e.....

I'm going with Versarce again, we made up, he's a divine little man.

Can Bear partner me at the Dancing with the Stars trials? I miss him so much and he's a mover, so fast they have to replay it in slow mo........that's my Bear, he's a real man you know. I could tell you something about him, but it's private and he's a bit shy sometimes. We do belly dancing when we're in the jungle, we're very good at it........you'll see.
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Reply #1028 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 6:36pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 6:30pm:
I can supply the mead to enliven the performance?



That would be fantastic my sweet pea, you always come across at the right time. Can you make it a bit stronger this time, us girls like to get a little tipsy at these do's.

ssshhh.....can you do me a special liqueur.......Tia is divine at this time of year


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Reply #1029 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 7:03pm
 
OK, Maria
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Reply #1030 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 7:03pm
 
Someone mentioned cobweb's ( cods?) Well that is something I am very very  qualified to talk about. I know how to get your cobwebs removed girls, oh yes indeedy . His name is Guido, my gardener, 21 and always playing with his piston, instead of mowing my lawn. I think he needs a new challenge, so if your up for it ( if you know what I mean ) I can relax his curfew. Oh my golly gosh, the way he trims my hedge- to die for . (
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Pansi I thought our dear Mr Red was your special man?
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Reply #1031 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 7:15pm
 
Winnifred is an unusual name.
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Reply #1032 - Nov 11th, 2015 at 10:08pm
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 6:30pm:
cods wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 5:16pm:
... I will order a few wigs as hair flicking is not one of our best features..  and we must get that right...


Goodness Cods this is a write up for the books, we will super glue the wigs on this time.......Mabel flicked hers right into the judges face last time she was in a comp.

I can't wait.

Who are you wearing dear? Mr T?......Tarj'e.....

I'm going with Versarce again, we made up, he's a divine little man.

Can Bear partner me at the Dancing with the Stars trials? I miss him so much and he's a mover, so fast they have to replay it in slow mo........that's my Bear, he's a real man you know. I could tell you something about him, but it's private and he's a bit shy sometimes. We do belly dancing when we're in the jungle, we're very good at it........you'll see.





get those gold slippers out pansi you will lead the troupe...we will stun them I cant wait to see any one of our girls on the tele...we could even have front row seats...I am not sure I will be available the hip you know all that high flying and being flung across the floor..in the fandango  it takes its toll you know...I will leave it up to you young ones to dazzle...

and bear I am sure brushes up okay...he will have to from what I have seen of him  on my tele..maybe Monk can lend him an old tux or two..... hum belly dancing isnt one of the DWTS classics pansi so thats out....stick with the tango and you wont go wrong...
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Reply #1033 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 6:18pm
 
cods wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 10:08pm:
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 6:30pm:
cods wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 5:16pm:
... I will order a few wigs as hair flicking is not one of our best features..  and we must get that right...


Goodness Cods this is a write up for the books, we will super glue the wigs on this time.......Mabel flicked hers right into the judges face last time she was in a comp.

I can't wait.

Who are you wearing dear? Mr T?......Tarj'e.....

I'm going with Versarce again, we made up, he's a divine little man.

Can Bear partner me at the Dancing with the Stars trials? I miss him so much and he's a mover, so fast they have to replay it in slow mo........that's my Bear, he's a real man you know. I could tell you something about him, but it's private and he's a bit shy sometimes. We do belly dancing when we're in the jungle, we're very good at it........you'll see.





get those gold slippers out pansi you will lead the troupe...we will stun them I cant wait to see any one of our girls on the tele...we could even have front row seats...I am not sure I will be available the hip you know all that high flying and being flung across the floor..in the fandango  it takes its toll you know...I will leave it up to you young ones to dazzle...

and bear I am sure brushes up okay...he will have to from what I have seen of him  on my tele..maybe Monk can lend him an old tux or two..... hum belly dancing isnt one of the DWTS classics pansi so thats out....stick with the tango and you wont go wrong...




My goodness.....Bear wouldn't be seen dead in a tuxedo, it will be a  jungle suit.....speaking of


......remember when safari suits were all the go in the 70's lol!!!! so queer weren't they, green, blue, pink, the blokes thought they were the ants pants.

Yes Bear will be wearing his modern day safari suit, in khaki of course, he's not into pastels at all. I will wear a khaki ballroom gown that I got in the Kalahari desert, made by a lovely chap, a prince or something....can't recall his name but he owned 1000 camels and had many wives, he wanted me too, but Bear rescued me, late at night,  on his white stallion.....huh that was a night to remember, we have history, Bear and I.
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Reply #1034 - Nov 12th, 2015 at 6:25pm
 
strolling bones wrote on Nov 11th, 2015 at 7:03pm:
Someone mentioned cobweb's ( cods?) Well that is something I am very very  qualified to talk about. I know how to get your cobwebs removed girls, oh yes indeedy . His name is Guido, my gardener, 21 and always playing with his piston, instead of mowing my lawn. I think he needs a new challenge, so if your up for it ( if you know what I mean ) I can relax his curfew. Oh my golly gosh, the way he trims my hedge- to die for . (
tap's nose
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Pansi I thought our dear Mr Red was your special man?



He is Margie dear, they're all special.
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