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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: C.W.A. Reply #1005 - Nov 8^th, 2015 at 12:12am Yes Red, an older man has so much more to offer I find, I like them wrinkly and I like them loaded !They soon find once they have been with Agnes they can never go back to butter. As you say cods, its more about practicality now, they have be a man of means. We cougars take our time and we do not suffer fools gladly.
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Reply #1006 - Nov 8^th, 2015 at 12:24am

Well I have something to add here ! I too love older men but these days find it hard to find them much older than me, they just sit around fart' er flatulating ( pffffft) and looking for ways to raid my fridge for old man food, blood sausage and tongue.

I hate it when they drink my dragons blood ( its how I keep my skin so youthful) and when they find themselves throwing up outside well, what can I say? I like the younger ones anyway, no money but my dear's but in a pinch they know how to throw a leg and the stamina , a veritable machine I have to say, poor Margie can't walk for a week in the case of my last young man and the cobwebs, *poof* gone.

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Reply #1007 - Nov 8^th, 2015 at 7:14am

yes you do have a point marge... and the younger ones can help with the walking frames in and out of the cars...and when it comes to the Balls we have well there is no comparison.

they tango up a storm...I can see me and Becks now..floating across the floor....me in my shimmering clinging black sequined split to the thigh Versace gown and him in his calvin kleins..

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Reply #1008 - Nov 8^th, 2015 at 4:44pm

cods wrote on Nov 8^th, 2015 at 7:14am:

yes you do have a point marge... and the younger ones can help with the walking frames in and out of the cars...and when it comes to the Balls we have well there is no comparison.

they tango up a storm...I can see me and Becks now..floating across the floor....me in my shimmering clinging black sequined split to the thigh Versace gown and him in his calvin kleins..

You are all a-stir dear, aren't they undies?

Your frock sounds gorgeous, Versace is such a divine little man, I used to love him.....I'm very disappointed with Donatella's perfume, he sent me a bottle of water, not even rose water, so tight, and after all the business I've passed on to him over the years.

.....no, I will be wearing Giorgio Armani to the Christmas do.....mwah!

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Reply #1009 - Nov 8^th, 2015 at 5:51pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 8^th, 2015 at 4:44pm:

cods wrote on Nov 8^th, 2015 at 7:14am:

yes you do have a point marge... and the younger ones can help with the walking frames in and out of the cars...and when it comes to the Balls we have well there is no comparison.

they tango up a storm...I can see me and Becks now..floating across the floor....me in my shimmering clinging black sequined split to the thigh Versace gown and him in his calvin kleins..

You are all a-stir dear, aren't they undies?

Your frock sounds gorgeous, Versace is such a divine little man, I used to love him.....I'm very disappointed with Donatella's perfume, he sent me a bottle of water, not even rose water, so tight, and after all the business I've passed on to him over the years.

.....no, I will be wearing Giorgio Armani to the Christmas do.....mwah!

yes dear I can only picture Becks in his jocks...I know I should be over him but....its only my dream pansi.. sadly....in another life I am coming back as a gorgeous desired goddess...I will be telling the likes of Becks to naff orf...as I sail down the Nile in my canoe.

I havent ordered my gown for Xmas as yet I was going to make it this year but what with the stall I have just got so behind I will have to give it a miss and look on Ebay...or maybe Mr Target will have a special on...I dont want to over dress you know how some of the girls get very lemon lipped...we always stand out after all...and they think we have tickets on ourselves....as if!

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Reply #1010 - Nov 10^th, 2015 at 1:16am

cods wrote on Nov 8^th, 2015 at 7:14am:

yes you do have a point marge... and the younger ones can help with the walking frames in and out of the cars...and when it comes to the Balls we have well there is no comparison.

they tango up a storm...I can see me and Becks now..floating across the floor....me in my shimmering clinging black sequined split to the thigh Versace gown and him in his calvin kleins..

Oh cods how you do dream, but oh how funny, Mr Beckham in his Calvin Klein's, and your beautiful gown split to your thigh, so you can still throw a leg my dear ? I thought your corns always let you down badly when you tried the Last Tango, dragging your dead leg and throbbing corn behind you that way is such a bad technique !

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Reply #1011 - Nov 10^th, 2015 at 3:24am

yoo hoo, just popping in, wow the place is so quiet, but then I guess the floors are still underway, and the fire damage repairs ongoing. Been busy with family and its been so hot here today- 41 in spring is ridiculous. I can't wait for the dance, but I haven't got a thing to wear, better get onto that asap. Something tizzy I think. Sounds like I have to come up with something good.

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Reply #1012 - Nov 10^th, 2015 at 7:23am

strolling bones wrote on Nov 10^th, 2015 at 1:16am:

cods wrote on Nov 8^th, 2015 at 7:14am:

yes you do have a point marge... and the younger ones can help with the walking frames in and out of the cars...and when it comes to the Balls we have well there is no comparison.

they tango up a storm...I can see me and Becks now..floating across the floor....me in my shimmering clinging black sequined split to the thigh Versace gown and him in his calvin kleins..

Oh cods how you do dream, but oh how funny, Mr Beckham in his Calvin Klein's, and your beautiful gown split to your thigh, so you can still throw a leg my dear ? I thought your corns always let you down badly when you tried the Last Tango, dragging your dead leg and throbbing corn behind you that way is such a bad technique !

dear marge you are mixing me up with Glad she has the corns I have the chilblains..and my dip and glide is spot on dear.. like most of the girls we rise to the occasion at every opportunity...however we havent been able to persuade Becks to visit us so its all in my dreams. I am afraid...

we are preparing for the Christmas festivities Mr Monk will play santa...I am thinking of a moped for his carriage has anyone any better ideas... last years skate board is out....

Yes agnes the floor is ready and Mario is putting in the final touches to the kitchen...we have had a few gadgets donated...a new coffee machine.. that needs an engineers ticket to work it.. but I am sure pansi will get it perking... it will need more than a screw driver though pansi...we will have a lot of things hanging off the walls Mario is busy putting in hooks and things... we will have to find out what all these things are for and what they do...they dont seem to come with instructions...I did spot the bottle opener though...its a little fat man with a slot in his bum...so cute...

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 22234 ACT Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #1013 - Nov 10^th, 2015 at 8:16am I am surprised Mr Bull Shitten isnt being invited to the CWA dance after I saw him dancing on TV I am rather surpised he isnt in Dancing With The Stars.
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Reply #1014 - Nov 10^th, 2015 at 8:42am

Redmond Neck wrote on Nov 10^th, 2015 at 8:16am:

I am surprised Mr Bull Shitten isnt being invited to the CWA dance after I saw him dancing on TV I am rather surpised he isnt in Dancing With The Stars.

oh dear I am sure he is in his own mind... and thats all that counts with dear billy..

.he doesnt do the selfies we had of old...which of course is just as well he already frightens enough people.. without the kiddies as well...we will never invite dear Billy as much as he thinks everyone loves him.. H.O has put out a RED flag alongside his name...he is a poisoned chalice I am afraid red.... even though he is a good friend of yours we couldnt take that risk I am afraid...

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Reply #1015 - Nov 10^th, 2015 at 4:34pm

I am left centre voter Labor , sorry cods-cardboard Bill is very boring and I think that might detract from the real Bill's inner terrier and is more a dejeted pug? But like a pheonix ,he will rise from the ashes, but in time to knobble U Turn Bull? Who knows- I don't think so though.

I cannot think of a suitable frock for the dance, as usual cods has outshone me again, split to the naval , disgusting and your underwear is 1935 vintage ( not pretty) , we have standards Angry

. Well in spite of the fact she say's she does not have corns I have seen her spread eagled in the privacy of our huge walk in pantry, groaning and holding her feet, she was in so much pain. She was packing pickled herring on them but that won't do it.

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Reply #1016 - Nov 10^th, 2015 at 10:37pm

goodness me cods is copping it these days....I have just done what feels like 15 rounds with a nob from something called sour relationships...and now agnes is shooting me down I must have killed a chinaman as the saying goes...or the way I feel 10 of them.. haha...

I have always done my best to keep the cwa nice and friendly and not spiteful and mean we have enough people on this forum to do that without me being one of them and or encouraging others....

do I stick up for myslef and others yes siree even thats frowned on by certain people who think they are better than most on here...

it would appear the standards of this forum are going down hill at a super fast rate sadly...I am not sure I want to remain here any more...

when I see a G mod sticking up for a crazy mod at the expense of someone with no power whatever I find that appalling...... I will give it a rest for a while..cheers all!

may the force be with you.

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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: C.W.A. Reply #1017 - Nov 10^th, 2015 at 11:35pm cods I didn't mean it about your underwear, really I didn't.. anything said in cwa is in fun.
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Reply #1018 - Nov 11^th, 2015 at 6:18am

Agnes wrote on Nov 10^th, 2015 at 11:35pm:

cods I didn't mean it about your underwear, really I didn't.. anything said in cwa is in fun.

all is well agnes... I had a run in with a control freek yesterday someone who cannot see their own faults only what they deem to be in others....I let this sub person get under my skin I also had a full day which although it went well was tiring...I refuse to talk to that idiot anymore so many have warned me to stay away....why dont I listen????....I do not and would not ever post in his toxic forum...I trust he will give me the same courtesy as its silly to allow the few to spoil your time isnt it??...

I know what I think of that person.. and its not much...and thats all that matters...your comment didnt upset me it was just the straw... when I get my new ball gown I will be back on track..

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Reply #1019 - Nov 11^th, 2015 at 7:36am

We could have a 'meet the pollies' dance night.

That would be fun. We could set up some awesome tricks to play on them, all in the name of democracy of course.

We could have a 'piggy corner' any one of them that mentions politics will be sent to the pigs sty.

Go on cods....I could put up with Chrissy and Julie so you can put up with shorty and Tanya for a couple of hours.

We will have a show of hands at the next meeting.

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