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Re: Don't run if you want to stay a virgin
Reply #45 - Jun 23^rd, 2024 at 7:13pm

Setanta wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2024 at 7:06pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2024 at 6:20pm:

Gnads wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2024 at 6:09pm:

Who dredged this up?

Ahh Rocky .... you getting horny? Grin

I dredged this up. greggery's inquisition did not get an answer. And I could not let it go unchallenged.

Lots of ladies like my pole. I have the child support figures to prove it.

Should that be "liked my pole when I was 12 but not so much anymore now that I'm an obese middle aged man"? Would the "child support figures" show that or are you still breeding?

Any further breeding would have to be done via sperm donation. Not that I have not used facilities for sperm donations before. But 3 years of binge drinking have taken its toll. 3 weeks of sobriety is only showing some improvements.

My twin girls have recently turned 18. Their half-sisters are aged anywhere between 18 and 26 years. And yes, 26 year old women don't seem to mind bouncing on me when I was 12 years old.

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Re: Don't run if you want to stay a virgin
Reply #46 - Jun 23^rd, 2024 at 7:21pm

Dnarever wrote on Apr 25^th, 2015 at 11:59am:

Don't run if you want to stay a virgin

I would think that running well would help.

Late kudo I suppose but that might have been the funniest thing I've seen you say.

I remember my mum telling a joke along the lines of "Confucius say woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down." Maybe that's why Arab men wear dresses. Undecided

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25414 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Don't run if you want to stay a virgin Reply #47 - Jun 23^rd, 2024 at 7:33pm This Somalian woman was probably trying to keep her virginity intact.
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