Its time wrote on Jul 27
th, 2014 at 10:10am:
We have Sloppy bringing out his book about his leadership aspirations and we have him telling foreign leaders what great shape our economy is in, is he trying to upset the BASHER by telling the truth?
Sounds as exciting as Julia Gillard's memoirs of a misogynised woman PM or whatever. Boring as.
Would people actually buy this kind of rubbish about an essential nobody who's played the mates game to get into politics with no skill or ability at all - let alone knowledge or understanding of realities on Australian ground?
Excerpt from Dictator Joe and The Hockey Push!
"So there I was, riding the train to my fat cat job in North Sydney, and it dawned on me that I could make a difference to myself and my income for life if I got deeply involved in politics. This was a decisive moment in my life, and I knew that from then on I would be pursuing higher things in life - the unlimited service to Hockey the Great that had been revealed to me that morning in the hire car to the station. I was going to be Prime Minister of Australia!
Later that night over dinner I discussed this startling revelation with my wife and she agreed it was a sign of heavenly intent for me.. I should go ahead.. it wasn't the money or the income for life or the perks or the opportunity to act like some jumped-up twerp.. not at all.. this was a true calling!"
Everything in my life to this point had been for this one thing - to lead my country into pouring riches into my pockets for life!"