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Thanks Abbott
Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 12:11pm

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Australian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Eight months ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: Thanks Abbott Reply #1 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 12:51pm Maybe you can 'google' yourself a brain....
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Fat Boffto Buck New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8 Gender:	Re: Thanks Abbott Reply #2 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:05pm You're welcome
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Re: Thanks Abbott
Reply #3 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:20pm

Fat Boffto Buck wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 12:11pm:

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Australian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Eight months ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

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and a truism Roll Eyes

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40929 Gender:	Re: Thanks Abbott Reply #4 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:24pm Thanks Tony, Your team has stopped the boats. The Libs are proposing sensible ideas to assist our economy. Business confidance has risen . Your team has had very successful trips overseas. The Libs have made every post a winner. I really could not ask for anything more.
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austranger Gold Member Offline Opinionated Sod Posts: 1506 adelaide Gender:	Re: Thanks Abbott Reply #5 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:33pm
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Re: Thanks Abbott
Reply #6 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:43pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:24pm:

Thanks Tony,

Your team has stopped the boats.
The Libs are proposing sensible ideas to assist our economy.
Business confidance has risen .
Your team has had very successful trips overseas.
The Libs have made every post a winner.

I really could not ask for anything more.

Yeah, all true; now give another shot of your very best shite; whatever, I'll let you choose.

"I really could not ask for anything more. " Shocked

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Swagman Gold Member Offline Beware of cheap imitations...... Posts: 15095 Illawarra NSW Gender:	Re: Thanks Abbott Reply #7 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:50pm austranger wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:33pm: http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/ff467/Carshotts/arti-hero.jpg It's Labor that have the form on the board for wasting money and accumulating debt (defacto FUTURE MASSIVE INCOME TAX INCREASES)
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Re: Thanks Abbott
Reply #8 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:52pm

OldnCrusty wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:43pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:24pm:

Thanks Tony,

Your team has stopped the boats.
The Libs are proposing sensible ideas to assist our economy.
Business confidance has risen .
Your team has had very successful trips overseas.
The Libs have made every post a winner.

I really could not ask for anything more.

Yeah, all true; now give another shot of your very best shite; whatever, I'll let you choose.

"I really could not ask for anything more. " Shocked

http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn458/mx250syd/BF305269_zps837fd804.jpg

Oh yes, restarting the live cattle trade, realigning Australia with the 'market economy'.
that's MUCH more important than it sounds.

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Armchair_Politician

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Re: Thanks Abbott
Reply #9 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:15pm

Swagman wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:50pm:

austranger wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:33pm:

http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/ff467/Carshotts/arti-hero.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/timbo2530/arti-hero.jpg

It's Labor that have the form on the board for wasting money and accumulating debt (defacto FUTURE MASSIVE INCOME TAX INCREASES) Sad

Remember the school halls fiasco? Halls that couldn't fit in all the students where the previous old structure did, or toilet blocks that cost more than a modest three bedroom home? No one does waste like Labor.

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Re: Thanks Abbott
Reply #10 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:17pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:15pm:

Swagman wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:50pm:

austranger wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:33pm:

http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/ff467/Carshotts/arti-hero.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/timbo2530/arti-hero.jpg

It's Labor that have the form on the board for wasting money and accumulating debt (defacto FUTURE MASSIVE INCOME TAX INCREASES) Sad

Remember the school halls fiasco? Halls that couldn't fit in all the students where the previous old structure did, or toilet blocks that cost more than a modest three bedroom home? No one does waste like Labor.

what school halls fiasco? the school halls policy was a great success ... and considering the size of the project, there is very little criticism of it. Cheesy

as for your toilet block anecdote ... what did Brandis' library cost? Cheesy

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #11 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:27pm

John Smith wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:17pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:15pm:

Swagman wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:50pm:

austranger wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:33pm:

http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/ff467/Carshotts/arti-hero.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/timbo2530/arti-hero.jpg

It's Labor that have the form on the board for wasting money and accumulating debt (defacto FUTURE MASSIVE INCOME TAX INCREASES) Sad

Remember the school halls fiasco? Halls that couldn't fit in all the students where the previous old structure did, or toilet blocks that cost more than a modest three bedroom home? No one does waste like Labor.

what school halls fiasco? the school halls policy was a great success ... and considering the size of the project, there is very little criticism of it. Cheesy

as for your toilet block anecdote ... what did Brandis' library cost? Cheesy

twat

Sure, it was a success if you like canteens that you can't fit a fridge into. It was a success for the builders who charged ridiculously inflated prices. It was a success if you don't mind taxpayers forking out enough cash for a new toilet block that could be used to build a modest home. It was a success if you love wasting money, which you and Labor clearly do. After all, it's not YOUR money, is it?

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Re: Thanks Abbott
Reply #12 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:30pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:27pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:17pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:15pm:

Swagman wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:50pm:

austranger wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 1:33pm:

http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/ff467/Carshotts/arti-hero.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/timbo2530/arti-hero.jpg

It's Labor that have the form on the board for wasting money and accumulating debt (defacto FUTURE MASSIVE INCOME TAX INCREASES) Sad

Remember the school halls fiasco? Halls that couldn't fit in all the students where the previous old structure did, or toilet blocks that cost more than a modest three bedroom home? No one does waste like Labor.

what school halls fiasco? the school halls policy was a great success ... and considering the size of the project, there is very little criticism of it. Cheesy

as for your toilet block anecdote ... what did Brandis' library cost? Cheesy

twat

Sure, it was a success if you like canteens that you can't fit a fridge into. It was a success for the builders who charged ridiculously inflated prices. It was a success if you don't mind taxpayers forking out enough cash for a new toilet block that could be used to build a modest home. It was a success if you love wasting money, which you and Labor clearly do. After all, it's not YOUR money, is it?

You're not making it up are you? We all know how you like to 'edit'stories ..... I'm sure you've got links to all those things that you are going to provide? Don't you?

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: Thanks Abbott
Reply #13 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:32pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:15pm:

Remember the school halls fiasco? Halls that couldn't fit in all the students where the previous old structure did, or toilet blocks that cost more than a modest three bedroom home? No one does waste like Labor.

Spare me Arm Pit, this type of stupid GOVT spending is legendary - in all societies. And probably isolated examples, if true at all.

My local primary school got a you beaut all singing all dancing school hall thanks to Rudd. We had only waited 40 years!!! Now double as the local polling station Wink

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Reply #14 - Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:36pm

OldnCrusty wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:32pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2014 at 7:15pm:

Remember the school halls fiasco? Halls that couldn't fit in all the students where the previous old structure did, or toilet blocks that cost more than a modest three bedroom home? No one does waste like Labor.

Spare me Arm Pit, this type of stupid GOVT spending is legendary - in all societies. And probably isolated examples, if true at all.

My local primary school got a you beaut all singing all dancing school hall thanks to Rudd. We had only waited 40 years!!! Now double as the local polling station Wink

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Yeas ~ that criticism/condemnation of BER because of some stuff ups totally ignored the thousands of success stories.

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