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Reply #45 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 2:24pm
 
red baron wrote on Feb 3rd, 2014 at 2:12pm:
AS Slim Pickens who in the movie Blazing Saddles walks into the post dinner campfire gathering, sniffs the air and says, "Figure you boys had about enough baked beans for one night." Smiley


Other consequences too, Red.

The UK DSS in Manchester requested supporting mothers to disclose details of the fathers of their children, one reply was, : " I cant tell you his name, it's like when you eat a can of beans, how do you know which one made you fart."
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Reply #46 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 2:30pm
 
Beans, beans, the musical fruit...the more you eat...the more you toot! Smiley
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Reply #47 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 2:30pm
 
FriYAY wrote on Feb 3rd, 2014 at 1:56pm:
9 weeks leave and 5 days off over Melbourne Cup.


Shocked Shocked Shocked


Did the fairies at the bottom of your garden tell you that ?
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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
 
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Reply #48 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 2:37pm
 
crocodile wrote on Feb 3rd, 2014 at 2:30pm:
FriYAY wrote on Feb 3rd, 2014 at 1:56pm:
9 weeks leave and 5 days off over Melbourne Cup.


Shocked Shocked Shocked


Did the fairies at the bottom of your garden tell you that ?



All fairies in my garden are dead.

No one refuted the claim when I heard it.

Do you have more information?

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Reply #49 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 2:49pm
 
[quote author=Max_T link=1391292616/41#41 date=1391399206][quote author=olde.sault link=1391292616/37#37 date=1391375270][quote author=adelcrow link=1391292616/0#0 date=1391292616]http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-02-01/bean-growers-fear-ruin-if-spc-ardmona-fact...

There was a fairy tale of a fisherman catching a fish. The fish promised all sorts of rewards if he returned it to the water.

When the fishwife heard the story she took over from her husband, started making demands of this fish . . . er. . . more and more until the fish gave up and returned the fishwife to her hovel.

Liken this fishwife to the union officials whose demands lost the locals their jobs.

Many Australian jobs are shifted overseas because of te generosity of the blo.dy union interference.
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Re: Abbott kills off Baked Bean Farmers
Reply #50 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 3:09pm
 
FriYAY wrote on Feb 3rd, 2014 at 2:37pm:
crocodile wrote on Feb 3rd, 2014 at 2:30pm:
FriYAY wrote on Feb 3rd, 2014 at 1:56pm:
9 weeks leave and 5 days off over Melbourne Cup.


Shocked Shocked Shocked


Did the fairies at the bottom of your garden tell you that ?



All fairies in my garden are dead.

No one refuted the claim when I heard it.

Do you have more information?



Being an EBA, it must be lodged with the fair work commission and is thus on the public record for anyone who could be bothered to look it up.

http://www.fwc.gov.au/documents/agreements/fwa/AE899535.pdf

No mention of the Melbourne Cup anywhere. 28 days annual leave ( including non-working days = 4 weeks ). There is some poo in there but as far as EBAs go, nothing out of the box.
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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
 
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Reply #51 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 10:57pm
 
Very unfortunate that SPC is about to vapourise. It is an endemic problem that is seeing the closure or departure of our traditional industrial base. SPC is not the only one in recent times to struggle and will not be the last.

It is very convenient to lay blame at the relative wage levels locally, union activity and the high dollar. Unfortunately, the effects of these are quite small. By far the biggest influence on the demise of local production is the appalling decline in Australian productivity growth. The last one and a half decades has seen the most sustained fall in this area. Even spending time in negative territory.

Productivity growth is one of the major economic performance indicators that point to real wealth sustainability. Without it, our competitors eventually catch up and are able to move their products to us at a lower cost.

It is true that many world leading economies have suffered the same fate but ours has been thoroughly abysmal, the 2nd lowest in the developed world. This is the one that that will bite each and every one us on the arse. Leading economists have warned about this to governments of both persuasion with no changes in policy settings to encourage businesses to make the necessary investments in this area. Instead our illustrious leaders seem to think that stopping the boats is far more important.

I've rambled on enough for now. For anyone truly interested in this most important phenomenon, the following is tedious reading at 86 pages but a great insight into the real picture.

http://www.pc.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0007/116278/productivity-slump.pdf

http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs@.nsf/Lookup/by%20Subject/1370.0~2010~Chapter~...
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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
 
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