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The Adults are in charge?
Jan 19^th, 2014 at 4:58am

The adults are in-charge?

There you go Bronny, that'l boost your retirement funds.
Tony, your breath smells like Rupert’s bum… I told you not to inhale!

I don’t know about you, but for me there are certain right wing slogans that really irritate.

One that I find particularly annoying is “Crystal Clear”, but the one that I find most offensive is “The Adults are in-charge”, the implication being that what came before was nothing but childish stupidity, and they will be so much better… Cry

So I thought that it would be a fitting foundation, upon which to build the first poem of the year, and this is it.

The Adults are in charge?

When Abbott made the statement that

“The Adults are in charge”

It was another meaningless slogan

Like ‘Small boats… and ocean large’

Or ‘When it comes to funding Gonski

We say confidently… Snap!’

But Abbott’s promise, like his belief

In Climate change… “Is crap!”

And when referring to “The Adults”

Abbott couldn’t mean the speaker

Cos Bronny’s in her second childhood

Like a twelve year old truth tweaker

Changing the rules to suit herself

Whilst wearing helmet hair

And bringing into disrepute

The honoured, speakers chair

And “Adult” Chrissy? … Surely not?

He can’t mean Chrissy Pyne

Who needs to answer… “do you want cheese

And crackers, with that…whine?”

He’s like the little spoilt kid

Who runs to tell his mummy

And when he doesn’t get his way

He’ll spit a mega dummy

And Scott “Hello Sailor” Morrison?

The Abbott must be joking?

He’s like the local naughty boy

Who annoys, with constant poking

And hides the truth, and just won’t tell

And shows his lack of class

And he’s not the “Adult” promised

In fact he’s not an adults Arse

Julie Bishop’s not an “adult”

She’s a very naughty girl

Who, although her death stares never work

She’ll still give them a whirl

With her prepubescent attitude

Of selfishness and spite

She’s like the “Girls school” bully

Always spoiling for a fight

And Sloppy Joe’s another one

Who’s adult cred is shot

He screamed blue murder about the debt

Then he added, his own lot

On top of what’s already owed

And he didn’t bat an eyelid

Instead he blamed the ALP

Like the bully blames the shy kid

On climate change you’ve got Greg Hunt

An adult?… Not a hope

He treats us all like idiots

But he’s the raving dope

Who’s lost in his portfolio

He hasn’t got a clue

Just adds to global warming

By speaking heaps of cattle poo

And Turnbull’s not an adults bum

Cos he doesn’t have the guts

To stand up for his principles

Against the right wing nuts

But he’ll do the right thing for himself

To make his mega bucks

As he sells us down the river

For an NBN that sucks

And Banaby’s a classic

He’s a kiddie through and through

With his little pearls of wisdom

Worth as much as doggie do

But for him it doesn’t matter

That he never makes much sense

Cos he’s owned by Gina Rinehart

And he’s sitting on her fence

So where are all the “adults”

That you promised from the start?

Or was that just an another lie?

Another great brain fart?

And the crew you chose wouldn’t grow up

If you sent them all to classes

Cos they’re spoilt little rich kids

And members of… the Ruling… Arses

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Andrei.Hicks Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 23818 Carlsbad, CA Gender:	Re: The Adults are in charge? Reply #1 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:06am "This is a proudly Australian , left wing site, dedicated to satirical political poetry, and other musings. And now incorporating TPS Mail." Oh dear.....
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Re: The Adults are in charge?
Reply #3 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:25am

THE ONES I FIND MOST IRRITATING.. ARE ALL THE WHINGERS THAT TAKE UP THE FRONT PAGE.. WITH RUBBISH...

its boring predictable.... and yes IRRITATING...

but they keep doping it.

pity FD hasnt any rules about truth in posting on the fron t pages..

its the same boring few... thread after thread telling us what boring little minds they have.,
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can anything be done about that andrei..

how about a LIARS thread board....its just a thought...but its a bit like graffiti.all by the same names..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Andrei.Hicks Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 23818 Carlsbad, CA Gender:	Re: The Adults are in charge? Reply #4 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:32am Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:09am: You have a problem with satirical political poetry? SOB I have a problem with lifting rubbish from sites proclaiming to be proudly left wing.
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Re: The Adults are in charge?
Reply #5 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:36am

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:32am:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:09am:

You have a problem with satirical political poetry?

SOB

I have a problem with lifting rubbish from sites proclaiming to be proudly left wing.

hate to mention this but that how this forum is looking more and more...

leftwing tripe.

I can handle reality but this rubbish..which is just a massive dose of SOUR GRAPES .. is IRRITATING.

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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: The Adults are in charge? Reply #6 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:48am Now, now children, settle down....the adults are in charge. We're open for business, full steam ahead organising a recession. The adults should have it done in no time.
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Dnarever Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 62378 Here Gender:	Re: The Adults are in charge? Reply #7 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:48am The Adults are in charge? The point is on the money - the most childish adults ever are in charge. The vampires have the keys to the blood bank.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: The Adults are in charge? Reply #8 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:58am Dnarever wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:48am: The Adults are in charge? The point is on the money - the most childish adults ever are in charge. The vampires have the keys to the blood bank. i see someone took your dummies away again.. tsk tsk.. your childish comments make the childish adults look good so keep it up.
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Re: The Adults are in charge?
Reply #9 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 7:07am

cods wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:25am:

THE ONES I FIND MOST IRRITATING.. ARE ALL THE WHINGERS THAT TAKE UP THE FRONT PAGE.. WITH RUBBISH...

its boring predictable.... and yes IRRITATING...

but they keep doping it.

pity FD hasnt any rules about truth in posting on the fron t pages..

its the same boring few... thread after thread telling us what boring little minds they have.,
'

can anything be done about that andrei..

how about a LIARS thread board....its just a thought...but its a bit like graffiti.all by the same names..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes, isn't it?

There'd be none of you rusted-on Righties left, and the rest of us could then
actually have a few sensible discussions, without being howled-down and
abused by those with NFIAA.

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Re: The Adults are in charge?
Reply #10 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 7:10am

cods wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:36am:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:32am:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:09am:

You have a problem with satirical political poetry?

SOB

I have a problem with lifting rubbish from sites proclaiming to be proudly left wing.

hate to mention this but that how this forum is looking more and more...

leftwing tripe.

I can handle reality but this rubbish..which is just a massive dose of SOUR GRAPES .. is IRRITATING.

Says someone who, for six bloody years, was one of the worst offenders.

And who refuses to even read anything that's not from a Rightist site like Mudrock's.

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Re: The Adults are in charge?
Reply #11 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 7:12am

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:32am:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:09am:

You have a problem with satirical political poetry?

SOB

I have a problem with lifting rubbish from sites proclaiming to be proudly left wing.

Never seen you comment about those who regularly repost Bolt, Akerman Smith and all those right wing propagandist nutters.

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Re: The Adults are in charge?
Reply #12 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 7:14am

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:32am:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:09am:

You have a problem with satirical political poetry?

SOB

I have a problem with lifting rubbish from sites proclaiming to be proudly left wing.

I have trouble with people lifting rubbish from New Limited Sites. So andrei as you are a mod now what are you going to do about that.

When you stop that then I will stop lifting stuff from left wing sites. The ball is in your court now

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Re: The Adults are in charge?
Reply #13 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 7:15am

cods wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 6:25am:

THE ONES I FIND MOST IRRITATING.. ARE ALL THE WHINGERS THAT TAKE UP THE FRONT PAGE.. WITH RUBBISH...

its boring predictable.... and yes IRRITATING...

but they keep doping it.

pity FD hasnt any rules about truth in posting on the fron t pages..

its the same boring few... thread after thread telling us what boring little minds they have.,
'

can anything be done about that andrei..

how about a LIARS thread board....its just a thought...but its a bit like graffiti.all by the same names..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You know that 100% of SLR's topics would end up there, he hasn't used a honest topic title in the last 3 years and a few other ERW nutters are almost as bad.

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St George of the Garden Gold Member Offline http://tinyurl.com/n 3o8m2x Posts: 9809 Gender:	Re: The Adults are in charge? Reply #14 - Jan 19^th, 2014 at 7:22am Apelike, the simian copied the “adults. . .” tripe from the Repugs in the US. The present govt is showing no maturity at all. Maybe what there is is expressed by Truss, a man of zero ideas but who at least has gravitas.
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