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Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm

Friends, as y'all know, I am getting myself one of them fancy degrees. And Economics and Finance look like horse**** to me, but like I done told y'all I aint no expert. What I do know is this - there are many consultants here in Brisbane Town with them degrees and I am giving y'all permission from today to do this:

Y'all can call yourselves "Consultants".

Why? Because it just sounds so damn good! Who doesn't like fancy titles and such?

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Reply #1 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:29pm

Billy Jack wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Friends, as y'all know, I am getting myself one of them fancy degrees. And Economics and Finance look like horse**** to me, but like I done told y'all I aint no expert. What I do know is this - there are many consultants here in Brisbane Town with them degrees and I am giving y'all permission from today to do this:

Y'all can call yourselves "Consultants".

Why? Because it just sounds so damn good! Who doesn't like fancy titles and such?

Not gonna *click* Mr Jack.....but if you post the script, and if it makes any sense, I comment.

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Frances Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3577 In a Castle in the Hills Gender:	Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants Reply #2 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:07pm Aussie wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:29pm: Not gonna click Mr Jack.....but if you post the script, and if it makes any sense, I comment. Likewise.....
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Reply #3 - Jan 7^th, 2014 at 5:43am

They know not what to do billy jack, they should have hired a reliable consultancy firm to help them out.

Would you like to be a consultant billy jack?

Lactation consultants

What is a lactation consultant?

There are important differences between breastfeeding counsellors and lactation consultants.

https://www.breastfeeding.asn.au/roles/lactation-consultants

Ahhhh!!!! it's a mad, mad world

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andrei said: Great isn't it? Seeing boatloads of what is nothing more than human garbage turn up.....

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Reply #4 - Jan 7^th, 2014 at 11:27pm

Billy Jack wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Friends, as y'all know, I am getting myself one of them fancy degrees. And Economics and Finance look like horse**** to me, but like I done told y'all I aint no expert. What I do know is this - there are many consultants here in Brisbane Town with them degrees and I am giving y'all permission from today to do this:

Y'all can call yourselves "Consultants".

Why? Because it just sounds so damn good! Who doesn't like fancy titles and such?

Too many MBA dickeads contracting work from the government that should be done by their own public servants Sad

All of these free loaders such as KPMG and Deloitte have major contracts with the government to write up reports that are never read by anyone Sad

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Reply #5 - Jan 7^th, 2014 at 11:33pm

Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 7^th, 2014 at 11:27pm:

Billy Jack wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Friends, as y'all know, I am getting myself one of them fancy degrees. And Economics and Finance look like horse**** to me, but like I done told y'all I aint no expert. What I do know is this - there are many consultants here in Brisbane Town with them degrees and I am giving y'all permission from today to do this:

Y'all can call yourselves "Consultants".

Why? Because it just sounds so damn good! Who doesn't like fancy titles and such?

Too many MBA dickeads c

I hear you friend.

And in fact, the MBA is Renowned as Being Worthless.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Reply #6 - Jan 13^th, 2014 at 10:20pm

Billy Jack wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Y'all can call yourselves "Consultants".

Why? Because it just sounds so damn good! Who doesn't like fancy titles and such?

Consultants? Fancy? It's just a fairly ordinary word that's been around a long time. Unless you think it's fancy because it's got three syllables....

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BatteriesNotIncluded Gold Member Offline MediocrityNET: because people died for this! Posts: 26966	Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants Reply #7 - Jan 13^th, 2014 at 11:25pm Clients are more valuable customers! Go spin artistry: nothing wrong with selling yourself really mind you!
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