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Dirty Paki Khunt
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Ah yes, friends. Just to think, it all started with this:
KARZAI THREATENS TO JOIN TALIBAN.
And now, without the Amerikans, he is his own man. Read on -
"Australians is it? What on earth are these?"
"Master, they are Amerikans with big hats. The brim, you know, it is up like this..."
"Like this? Kabesh! I am a president and I have no brim at all. Look!"
"Master, this I know. Your hat, it is more a crown."
"A crown? No. It is a humble Pashtun hat, many wear. Nehru - he dressed in such a hat. I think it is most becoming of a modern, demokratic leader, no? A reformer, a statesman, the grandfather of a nation."
"Ah..."
"These Australians, they have no style. Their hats are so old fashioned."
"Yes, Master. Whereas our army, our people..."
"Our army? Kabesh! The Taliban, the Taliban is the future. All over the worlds, they will take over all."
"Australia too, Master?"
"Australia? But of course! Australia, Amerika, Mother England, all. The Taliban is here to stay. In the West, they are called rag heads, can you believe? Towel head."
"But the Australians..."
"Towel is the future, habibi. Towel and rag. Form fits function, no? A hat is just a hat, but a towel you can use to make dry."
"Wash dish, Master."
"But of course! The Australians and their hat heads will melt like snow in Spring, but the Taliban will remain."
"Like the corpse in Winter."
"Like a corpse, it is so. Like a Kazakh funeral that never ends. Ah, Angel of Darkness, Mother of Death..."
"Master..."
"Charity, Mother, mercy!"
"Master, please to restrain! Sisters are in waiting room."
"Sisters?"
"Sisters of Charity, Master. From Kolkata - the delegation of nuns! They might think, you know..."
"Ah, they think. They think! Bring them to me."
"Master, I will not."
"Not? But I am fine."
"Are you sure?"
"Please to bring. I will entertain the sisters. Kabesh! Go go!"
"Master, I..."
"Bring."
"Yes, Master."
"Australian Amerikans in hats with brims. Sisters of Charity with Gud knows what..."
"Charity, Master..."
"Yes, charity. All will come and all will go, but the Taliban... The Taliban is here to stay. The Taliban is the future of the worlds."
"And charity?"
"Ah, there is no more charity, effende. Not for a thousand years, a million..."
"I will bring the sisters, Master."
"A trillion..."
"Master!"
"What?"
"Nothing. I will get the delegation of Indian nuns."
"Kabesh!"
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