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What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? (Read 37937 times)
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Reply #135 - Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:28pm
 
Aussie wrote on Dec 17th, 2013 at 4:25pm:


what a cracker ... hilarious. Certainly made me smile.
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Reply #136 - Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:31pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 17th, 2013 at 8:43am:
I've had a few uncomplimentary things to say about Pacific Islanders in the Sydney area due to news reports which feature them in the Top Five Ethnic Crime profiles ~ but when they're good ~ they're VERY good.


I've always found Islanders to be great, very willing to offer a helping hand if they see you need one  ... the only time (in my experience) they can be a problem is when the've had too much to drink ... then again, a lot of Aussies are a problem when they've had too much to drink
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Reply #137 - Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:39pm
 
yes indeed..

so today? 
holding the head of a gorgeous mare I am caring for..  who'd had a life-threatening hoof injury ... 

while her feet were trimmed up.!  Smiley

  She was gaunt when I got her .. now she looks real fine. Smiley

the lady who did the work,.. and who had advised and assisted initially with her care,  before I got her...

watched her walk off,  and said .. with immense joy and satisfaction, and some wonder  ..  'she's going to come out all right, out of this'.

that is worth huge smiles..  Smiley Smiley   

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Reply #138 - Dec 18th, 2013 at 7:20am
 
Good story, Kat.

I was in my mid-50's and doing casual work all over Sydney at a time when Pacific Islander street thuggery was particularly bad. The muggings were always accompanied by extreme violence just for the hell of it.

I finished some factory work at 11.30pm in a Sydney Industrial estate on a Sunday night, and walked for about 15 minutes to get to the nearest railway station. It was a little side-track railway station that was closed and deserted, and so I kept my eye on the road to catch a taxi.

That whole area seemed to be utterly deserted. No people ~ no cars ... and I began to sweat: what if I get spotted by a car-load of PCs?

About 20 minutes later, lo and behold! a taxi came cruising along the street like an answer to a prayer. And yes ~ it was a huge Pacific Islander. I got in and off we went.

And then my nightmare returned ... not far up the road at another deserted railway station three Pacific Islander youths began hailing my taxi because they too had found themselves stuck without any railway transport.

The driver turned to me and asked if I'd mind him giving 'the boys' a lift to the nearest main-track station where the trains were still running ~ where he was taking me.

By this time my mouth was dry and I was again sweating heavily, and a small tic had begun to pulse in my left eye in time to the beat of a bad twitch that had developed in my right cheek. "Sure!" I said, trying to sound upbeat and really pleased we could take on these three as passengers ...  Undecided

Soon, all five of us were going up these darkened and deserted streets in the small hours of this Monday morning, and all the time I was hoping this wasn't a setup that had become a routine little money-earner for these four PCs ~ with these three strapping great lads now sitting speechless behind me where the back of my head was exposed to them like a ripe pumpkin waiting for the impact of a heavy iron bar ...

(to be continued ... )  Smiley

 

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Reply #139 - Dec 18th, 2013 at 7:03pm
 
Visit from a long-time lady friend, who brought her new Shih-Tzu/Terrier cross puppy with her.

Having so much fun with the pup, really making me smile, but also sadly missing my own beloved purebred Shih-Tzu...

So, a sad smile...
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Reply #140 - Dec 18th, 2013 at 7:09pm
 

And here she is... My beloved and much-missed purebred Shih-Tzu, Jenna.

2001-1010 RIP.
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Reply #141 - Dec 18th, 2013 at 8:45pm
 
John Smith wrote on Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:28pm:
Aussie wrote on Dec 17th, 2013 at 4:25pm:


what a cracker ... hilarious. Certainly made me smile.


lets see you try that with this cat!!

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Reply #142 - Dec 18th, 2013 at 9:24pm
 
True Blue... wrote on Dec 18th, 2013 at 8:45pm:
John Smith wrote on Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:28pm:
Aussie wrote on Dec 17th, 2013 at 4:25pm:


what a cracker ... hilarious. Certainly made me smile.


lets see you try that with this cat!!



cats are dangerous .... I'd prefer a dog bite me anyday then get clawed by a cat
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Reply #143 - Dec 18th, 2013 at 11:52pm
 
Handing in my notice at work today.....
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Reply #144 - Dec 19th, 2013 at 12:04am
 
that'd make me smile Frances 

it has! Smiley Smiley Smiley
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Reply #145 - Dec 19th, 2013 at 6:34am
 
Emma wrote on Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:39pm:
yes indeed..

so today? 
holding the head of a gorgeous mare I am caring for..  who'd had a life-threatening hoof injury ... 

while her feet were trimmed up.!  Smiley

  She was gaunt when I got her .. now she looks real fine. Smiley

the lady who did the work,.. and who had advised and assisted initially with her care,  before I got her...

watched her walk off,  and said .. with immense joy and satisfaction, and some wonder  ..  'she's going to come out all right, out of this'.

that is worth huge smiles..  Smiley Smiley   



Nice story, Emma. Well done.
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Reply #146 - Dec 19th, 2013 at 6:38am
 
Frances wrote on Dec 18th, 2013 at 11:52pm:
Handing in my notice at work today.....


You ain't workin' there no mo'...



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Reply #147 - Dec 19th, 2013 at 6:50am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 19th, 2013 at 6:38am:
Frances wrote on Dec 18th, 2013 at 11:52pm:
Handing in my notice at work today.....


You ain't workin' there no mo'...


I'm still there until 10 January, but with all the public holidays and with the place shutting down between Christmas and New Year, it means I only have just over a week left.....
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Reply #148 - Dec 19th, 2013 at 7:13am
 
Frances wrote on Dec 19th, 2013 at 6:50am:
Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 19th, 2013 at 6:38am:
Frances wrote on Dec 18th, 2013 at 11:52pm:
Handing in my notice at work today.....


You ain't workin' there no mo'...


I'm still there until 10 January, but with all the public holidays and with the place shutting down between Christmas and New Year, it means I only have just over a week left.....


I used to LOVE giving my notice to quit at various places I worked. Being single I would just cruise for the next few weeks on the money I'd accumulated ... (never accessed the dole ~ not even once).

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Here's what made me smile today ...

Quote:
'I was terrified she'd be asked to play Rudolph in the school play': Mother's relief ...


Grin Grin Grin

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Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today???
Reply #149 - Dec 19th, 2013 at 9:19am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 19th, 2013 at 7:13am:
Frances wrote on Dec 19th, 2013 at 6:50am:
Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 19th, 2013 at 6:38am:
Frances wrote on Dec 18th, 2013 at 11:52pm:
Handing in my notice at work today.....


You ain't workin' there no mo'...


I'm still there until 10 January, but with all the public holidays and with the place shutting down between Christmas and New Year, it means I only have just over a week left.....


I used to LOVE giving my notice to quit at various places I worked. Being single I would just cruise for the next few weeks on the money I'd accumulated ... (never accessed the dole ~ not even once).

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It was mainly because I had just had enough of the place and didn't like the direction it was heading in.  We can get by quite comfortably on one income rather than two, and the idea of having dinner ready at a reasonable hour (which hasn't been the case lately, as I have been working until after 7pm most days) and having the weekend to do what we want to do rather than cleaning, does rather appeal.

Maybe it will be a permanent arrangement - I haven't decided yet.....
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