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Aug 24th, 2013 at 4:44pm
 
Is it fair that if a neighbour kills your cat because it's on his property ~ then it's fair for you to shoot his caged parrots in his backyard ~ (from your side of the fence) ~ because of the constant racket that you have to listen to, all day, every day?

To me, it's a no-brainer.

A quiet cat sniffing around innocently, and for only a few moments in someone's backyard, is infinitely less of an imposition upon the residents than someone having to put up with the daily screeching and squawking from Peach-faces and cockatoos.

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A 12-gauge shotgun if you can't find a blunderbuss.





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Reply #1 - Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:28pm
 
Did one of your cats get killed Herbert?

If a neighbour did this - how?

The problem is they don't sniff around innocently. I used to get extremely annoyed with neighbours' cats on my property. At one time I had a lot of exotic birds and it was quite stressful seeing some cat climbing up the side of an aviary while the birds crashed all over the place in terror. One neighbour's cat used to climb onto my garage and hide under an overhanging bush then jump out suddenly and catch unsuspecting birds. She'd see me coming and run for her life.

Back then I might have considered killing these cats if I had something quick and painless to do the job. It's easier to be kinder to starving strays than fat, bored cats from good homes.

About ten minutes ago - I walked out to my back verandah and all I could smell was tom cat. Some male has just sneaked up and sprayed my garden chairs. The stench is horrible.  Angry

Some people might find that a reason to kill.
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Reply #2 - Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:51pm
 
your cat should not be in his yard ... it gets whatever it deserves.
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Reply #3 - Aug 24th, 2013 at 6:50pm
 
mantra wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:28pm:
Did one of your cats get killed Herbert?


Good Lord no!

But I have had two of my cats killed in the past by neighbours.

mantra wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:28pm:
At one time I had a lot of exotic birds and it was quite stressful seeing some cat climbing up the side of an aviary while the birds crashed all over the place in terror.


Sorry ... but cats are a fact of life, and if you have exotic birds in the backyard, then the cage should be up on stilts with a protective guard around it.

I personally could easily make a cage full of birds safe from straying cats.

mantra wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:28pm:
One neighbour's cat used to climb onto my garage and hide under an overhanging bush then jump out suddenly and catch unsuspecting birds.


Sparrows, Indian Mynahs, and a whole host of other introduced birds are culled by domestic cats, giving the indigenous birds more nesting space and more food to eat.

mantra wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:28pm:
Back then I might have considered killing these cats if I had something quick and painless to do the job.


My old Italian neighbour happily told me she drowns her cat's kittens by the bucket-load. Saves on vet's fees...

mantra wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:28pm:
About ten minutes ago - I walked out to my back verandah and all I could smell was tom cat. Some male has just sneaked up and sprayed my garden chairs. The stench is horrible


Solution: ~ Get yourself a 'Bombay' male like I have. (Half Burmese, half American Short-Hair). You won't see another male come onto the property for the rest of ...

My Sooty has been a Godsend. Before Sooty arrived, my other two were always being chased and beaten up by a neighbour's particularly vicious female cat.

mantra wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:28pm:
Some people might find that a reason to kill.


If there's no solution ~ then okay ~ warn the neighbour of the consequences if they don't restrain the cat, or else ...

Incidentally, Councils will act if you report a troublesome cat. They will personally visit the owners and explain the problem, and tell them that if it continues the cat will be confiscated.
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Reply #4 - Aug 24th, 2013 at 6:54pm
 
John Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:51pm:
your cat should not be in his yard...


Wrong.

It is understood by the majority in society that cat-ownership is part of our culture, and as such we all have an obligation to be tolerant of the occasional and temporary trespass of neighbours' cats on our property.

That's called 'Having a civilised degree of tolerance for the occasional inconveniences that come with living in a residential environment'.

John Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:51pm:
it gets whatever it deserves.


And by the same token ~ you then have every right to put a sudden stop to the racket made by a cage full of parrots that are a damned distraction every time you venture into your own backyard to relax in your outdoor furniture with family and friends.

His noise is not only in your yard ~ but can be heard while you're in your house.

I'm speaking hypothetically here.

Council rules on neighbour's noise states that if the enjoyment of ones  property is reduced by a neighbour's persistent noise output, then this constitutes an offence under the Noise Abatement Act.

A load of buckshot traveling at 200mph with a fan-spray parameter of 90° and at an angle to the crosswind of precisely 4.7minutes NNE can bring great relief to ones auditory nerves ...

(I'm only speaking hypothetically here, Lady Mantra. I wouldn't actually shoot the birdies).







. I'd shoot the owner.  Grin
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Reply #5 - Aug 24th, 2013 at 8:28pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 6:54pm:
John Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:51pm:
your cat should not be in his yard...


Wrong.

It is understood by the majority in society that cat-ownership is part of our culture, and as such we all have an obligation to be tolerant of the occasional and temporary trespass of neighbours' cats on our property.

That's called 'Having a civilised degree of tolerance for the occasional inconveniences that come with living in a residential environment'.


John Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 5:51pm:
it gets whatever it deserves.


And by the same token ~ you then have every right to put a sudden stop to the racket made by a cage full of parrots that are a damned distraction every time you venture into your own backyard to relax in your outdoor furniture with family and friends.

His noise is not only in your yard ~ but can be heard while you're in your house.

I'm speaking hypothetically here.

Council rules on neighbour's noise states that if the enjoyment of ones  property is reduced by a neighbour's persistent noise output, then this constitutes an offence under the Noise Abatement Act.

A load of buckshot traveling at 200mph with a fan-spray parameter of 90° and at an angle to the crosswind of precisely 4.7minutes NNE can bring great relief to ones auditory nerves ...

(I'm only speaking hypothetically here, Lady Mantra. I wouldn't actually shoot the birdies).







. I'd shoot the owner.  Grin


I agree, a national initiative to cull ferals is one thing, killing a cat in suburbia is just sociopathic. The people are to blame, not the cats, they are just being what they are.
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Reply #6 - Aug 24th, 2013 at 8:50pm
 
Winston Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 8:28pm:
I agree, a national initiative to cull ferals is one thing, killing a cat in suburbia is just sociopathic. The people are to blame, not the cats, they are just being what they are.


It's the petty intolerance of the occasional cat's visit that pisses me off about some people's attitude.

When I moved in here, my next door neighbours had their flower beds covered in chicken-wire, for chrissake. They said it was to stop the cats digging up the flower beds.

Dear o dear o dear ....

In no time I had all this chicken wire put in the bin for the local tip.

I then cut some straight lengths of thin branches from their tall hibiscus bush in their backyard ~ and stuck these into the flower beds in strategic places.

I told them the cats were doing them a favour whenever they came over to dig up the ground ~~ aerating and fertilising the soil.

They thanked me profusely, and ever since then they've had the most wonderful and prolific flower display in the front garden, year in and year out.

The males pee on the sticks, and the females aerate and fertilise the soil.

Cats are now very welcome to visit their garden.


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Reply #7 - Aug 24th, 2013 at 9:37pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 6:54pm:
Wrong.It is understood by the majority in society that cat-ownership is part of our culture, and as such we all have an obligation to be tolerant of the occasional and temporary trespass of neighbours' cats on our property.


Wrong.  Cats are tolerated by most of society, and adored by the minority who love them. I have no problem with cats in general. I've owned many cats and even shed a tear or two over them. However, as a pet owner it is your responsibility to ensure you pet does not encroach on somebody else's property. I can't let my pit-bull into your yard, what makes you think your cat any different?

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 6:54pm:
And by the same token ~ you then have every right to put a sudden stop to the racket made by a cage full of parrots that are a damned distraction every time you venture into your own backyard to relax in your outdoor furniture with family and friends.


sure, complain to your local council ... most councils have procedures in place to deal with noisy pets.

By the way, if that's your argument, you are a dam hypocrite. You had a go at me because I once said I didn't want my lounge furniture covered in cat hair, and yet a squaking bird stops you enjoying your lounge? Get real.
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Reply #8 - Aug 24th, 2013 at 10:44pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 8:50pm:
Winston Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 8:28pm:
I agree, a national initiative to cull ferals is one thing, killing a cat in suburbia is just sociopathic. The people are to blame, not the cats, they are just being what they are.


It's the petty intolerance of the occasional cat's visit that pisses me off about some people's attitude.

When I moved in here, my next door neighbours had their flower beds covered in chicken-wire, for chrissake. They said it was to stop the cats digging up the flower beds.

Dear o dear o dear ....

In no time I had all this chicken wire put in the bin for the local tip.

I then cut some straight lengths of thin branches from their tall hibiscus bush in their backyard ~ and stuck these into the flower beds in strategic places.

I told them the cats were doing them a favour whenever they came over to dig up the ground ~~ aerating and fertilising the soil.

They thanked me profusely, and ever since then they've had the most wonderful and prolific flower display in the front garden, year in and year out.

The males pee on the sticks, and the females aerate and fertilise the soil.

Cats are now very welcome to visit their garden.




You can get some very nasty diseases from cats crapping in your garden bed. I hope you told them to wear gloves.

It is fair and legal for your neighbour to kill your cat if it wanders onto their property. Whether they can shoot it depends on whether you are allowed to fire guns in the area - ie not in residential areas. In residential areas, just hand it over to the pound. They will either put it down or return it to the rightful owner, for an appropriate fee.
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Reply #9 - Aug 24th, 2013 at 11:10pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 8:50pm:
Winston Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 8:28pm:
I agree, a national initiative to cull ferals is one thing, killing a cat in suburbia is just sociopathic. The people are to blame, not the cats, they are just being what they are.


It's the petty intolerance of the occasional cat's visit that pisses me off about some people's attitude.

When I moved in here, my next door neighbours had their flower beds covered in chicken-wire, for chrissake. They said it was to stop the cats digging up the flower beds.

Dear o dear o dear ....

In no time I had all this chicken wire put in the bin for the local tip.

I then cut some straight lengths of thin branches from their tall hibiscus bush in their backyard ~ and stuck these into the flower beds in strategic places.

I told them the cats were doing them a favour whenever they came over to dig up the ground ~~ aerating and fertilising the soil.

They thanked me profusely, and ever since then they've had the most wonderful and prolific flower display in the front garden, year in and year out.

The males pee on the sticks, and the females aerate and fertilise the soil.

Cats are now very welcome to visit their garden.




Cat ownership is more of a juvenile cult than anything else, there is no sense to it at all and neighbours are well within their rights to be irate about the effects of cat ownership culture. That doesn't make the murdering of stray cats any more despicable by the sociopaths looking for excuses to do it.
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Reply #10 - Aug 25th, 2013 at 7:37am
 
The RSPCA murders more cats than anyone else.
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Winston Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 8:28pm:
I agree, a national initiative to cull ferals is one thing, killing a cat in suburbia is just sociopathic. The people are to blame, not the cats, they are just being what they are.


How many people own a dog?

Lots.

That alone keeps the cats away.

How many own a male cat? Again ~ neighbourhood cats soon learn to stay away.

How many people keep caged birds chirping in the backyard that attract the local moggies? Only a very few people.

How many have their garden beds ruined by cats : Answer ~ Zero.
(Aerating and fertilising these beds is not 'ruining' them).

How many people have a culturally-inspired cruel-streak towards cats? Answer ~ A great many.

Male urine odour can be dealt with simply and effectively using a citronella spray bought at the local pet shop. Males soon lose interest in sniffing around your place.

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One solution I've employed to get rid of a neighbour's nuisance cat is to trap it in a cat-trap cage ($60 at your local hardware shop) ~ and take the cat to the vets, telling them it's a stray.

9 times out of 10 the cat owners haven't had it microchipped ... and so it gets collected by the council from the vets - or gets euthanized by the vets. (Didn't cost me a cent).

Problem solved.

People's hysteria about the occasional cat walking onto their property is little more than territorial aggression on the part of the home owner. It has nothing to do with being intelligent or reasonable ~ but everything to do with unleashing the bastard within.

Most people live their lives as subordinates to bosses, and laws, and rules, and other people, and schedules, and job requirements, and discipline, etc... so when a cat comes strolling onto their property they jump at the opportunity to play the role of GOD ALMIGHTY so far as the poor hapless cat is concerned.

I've got a little Arab guy who lives around the corner who gets his jollies by throwing bricks at any cats that come onto his property.

Sad little people with monumental inferiority complexes that get momentarily salved by beating up on neighbourhood cats.

I'm sure you're not one of them, are you John Smith?   Cool





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One solution I've employed to get rid of a neighbour's nuisance cat is to trap it in a cat-trap cage ($60 at your local hardware shop) ~ and take the cat to the vets, telling them it's a stray.

9 times out of 10 the cat owners haven't had it microchipped ... and so it gets collected by the council from the vets - or gets euthanized by the vets. (Didn't cost me a cent).


So you still want the cats dead, you just don't want people doing it in a "hysterical" manner?
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Winston Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 11:10pm:
Cat ownership is more of a juvenile cult than anything else, there is no sense to it at all


Grin Wrong! Cat ownership is far less 'juvenile' than owning a dog that's going to make you feel appreciated and important all the time.

Generally speaking cats are selfish little buggers who will cuddle up to you only when they feel like it.

I believe pet ownership develops maturity of character and generosity of spirit in children. Their attention is removed from themselves onto a defenceless creature in their care. They learn love from this.

Cat-ownership is a tool of learning for children in the family home.

Winston Smith wrote on Aug 24th, 2013 at 11:10pm:
and neighbours are well within their rights to be irate about the effects of cat ownership culture.


On a list of what can annoy you about your neighbours ~ your cat occasionally straying onto their property would rate around 5 or 6 in the annoyance ratings.

Having to suffer routine and persistent loud and intrusive noise coming across from the neighbours would rate right up there at the top of the list.

Then there's the smoke and the stink from backyard burning in which oil rags and god-knows-what-else has been tossed onto the fire.

Then we have the charmers who use treated timbers for their house-warming wood-burners ~ stinking the neighbourhood out.

Then there's the arsehole with his noisy power-tools who spends hours each week making wooden benches and whatever for sale to a contracted buyer. For hours each week you sit in your home listening to the high-pitched sounds of his blades and orbital sanders working on the wood.

Then there's the sociopath who enjoys his dog barking loudly, aggressively, and persistently at every sound and movement in the street.

And of course, there's the household that can't live without a 100Watt Sound System pumping out Ghetto rap all ... day .... long.

Then there's the neighbour with the squawking parrot in the backyard ... screeching all ... day ... long.

Then there's the neighbours whose kids play soccer in the backyard ~ with the ball crashing against the sheet-metal colorbond fencing fit to make you jump in your seat.

And the kid who bounces a basket-ball on his concrete driveway ... hour ... after hour ... after hour ...

Let's not forget the neighbour with the backyard swimming pool who pays for the pool's treatments by leasing it out to the public whose small children scream and shriek in it all day long on Saturdays and Sundays when its open to them.

The truckie in your street? We used to have a pig who ran the refrigeration unit on his enormous 14-wheeler for hours each evening ~ a constant humming sound as you sat in your lounge room.

Someone's beautiful little cat quietly tippy-toeing onto a neighbour's property ~ a big deal? Are you kidding me?

I have a neighbour opposite me who runs an ancient airconditioner until the early hours of the morning. Sometimes I wear ear-plugs to get to sleep.

And then we have the arseholes who take off in their cars in the early morning dark with a roar of the engine. Also had a guy do this every morning with his motorbike. And the moron who used to beep his car horn every morning in the dark to say "Bye!" to his wife standing at the front door.

Generally speaking, people are inconsiderate pigs.
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Reply #14 - Aug 25th, 2013 at 9:06am
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 8:49am:
On a list of what can annoy you about your neighbours


It's not about what annoys you about your neighbours. Neighbours can do whatever they like within certain guidelines, as long as they don't infringe on your own rights.

Cats wondering onto my yard, pissing on my plants & shedding hair on my furniture infringe on my own ability to use and enjoy my yard as I see fit. It's very dam simple. ... I don't want your cat in my yard. I'm not sure why you feel your cat has a right to do what it likes in my yard. I'm sure you'd feel the same way if I sent my pitbul into your yard. Don't be a hypocrite just because you cannot control your cats.
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freediver wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 8:23am:
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One solution I've employed to get rid of a neighbour's nuisance cat is to trap it in a cat-trap cage ($60 at your local hardware shop) ~ and take the cat to the vets, telling them it's a stray.

9 times out of 10 the cat owners haven't had it microchipped ... and so it gets collected by the council from the vets - or gets euthanized by the vets. (Didn't cost me a cent).


So you still want the cats dead, you just don't want people doing it in a "hysterical" manner?


I used the term 'hysterical' to describe the gross over-reaction of certain home-owners to finding a cat on their property. The reaction is like the cartoon of a woman standing on a chair with a cute little mouse running around the floor.

Or finding a Wolfman spider in the bedroom. Shrieks of panic and hysteria.

I did not say anything about killing a cat in a hysterical manner.

The vets told me that only the sick ones get put down ~ or those too feral to be given a home. Otherwise they're all taken to the council pound for re-homing, or getting the chop.

Killing cats by throwing bricks at them is not something I approve off. Nor is drowning them.

Shooting them, I can live with ... but then I'll also support any reciprocal action of a violent or fatal kind.

I once worked with a guy who got his friend to come at night to shoot a neighbour's backyard dog that was a 'nuisance' barker.
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I used the term 'hysterical' to describe the gross over-reaction of certain cat-owners to finding a dead cat on their property.
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Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 8:49am:
On a list of what can annoy you about your neighbours ~ your cat occasionally straying onto their property would rate around 5 or 6 in the annoyance ratings.

Having to suffer routine and persistent loud and intrusive noise coming across from the neighbours would rate right up there at the top of the list.

etc.

Someone's beautiful little cat quietly tippy-toeing onto a neighbour's property ~ a big deal? Are you kidding me?


Putting it like that - of course it sounds unreasonable to be upset about a neighbour's cat trespassing on your property, but it depends what is important to you.

Lizards, birds and frogs are important to me and local cats love my garden. It's like a giant killing field for them. Acquiring a cat has helped to get rid of other cats. She's a tough territorial little thing, but she's under constant surveillance. She can now sit on a chair next to the pet lorikeet and ignore her even when her tail is getting pecked.

Neighbours generally are a nuisance, but you can leave notes in their mailbox which usually shuts them up - temporarily at least.

The local council will act only if a cat has been caught killing two birds or more, but if I know who the cat belongs to - I'll complain to the owner first - then I'll lodge a complaint with the council. Usually a warning from a ranger is effective enough for the owner to be more vigilant in restraining their cat.
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mantra wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 11:44am:
Putting it like that - of course it sounds unreasonable to be upset about a neighbour's cat trespassing on your property, but it depends what is important to you.

Lizards, birds and frogs are important to me and local cats love my garden.


I once asked a neighbour who's a gun fanatic if he knew where I could get an airgun from. I even explored the possibility of getting an airgun through the mail from the US.

A stinging ping on the flank of a visitting cat would soon stop it coming over.

My cats have never attacked the Blue-Tongued lizards on my property, and sparrows are 99% what they catch when this rarely happens.

mantra wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 11:44am:
It's like a giant killing field for them. Acquiring a cat has helped to get rid of other cats. She's a tough territorial little thing, but she's under constant surveillance. She can now sit on a chair next to the pet lorikeet and ignore her even when her tail is getting pecked.


That's incredible.

mantra wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 11:44am:
Neighbours generally are a nuisance, but you can leave notes in their mailbox which usually shuts them up - temporarily at least.


If you're a female, they'll leave you alone, but if you're a man ~ you'll soon have some Neanderthal knocking on your door wanting to engage you in fisticuffs on your own front lawn.

Like yourself, I live in a lower socio-economic neighbourhood where eye-contact is not recommended as you go about your business.

Avoiding eye-contact with your neighbours is your first line of defence.

mantra wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 11:44am:
The local council will act only if a cat has been caught killing two birds or more, but if I know who the cat belongs to - I'll complain to the owner first - then I'll lodge a complaint with the council. Usually a warning from a ranger is effective enough for the owner to be more vigilant in restraining their cat.


If I pulled a stunt like dobbing in a neighbour to the council ~ I would thereafter be living in a state of siege from shouted abuse to things being thrown over the fence.

I once had an Italian family living the other side of my back fence.

The 65 year old who was at home all the time used to call out to me for conversation about 3 or 4 times a day ~ no matter what I was doing, and even if I had guests.

Then one day I ignored her and went into the house. And that was the start of a typical Italian vendetta against me.

Stones thrown against my back door. Their dog's poo thrown over the fence. Shouts of "Bastardo!"

All because I simply didn't want to be at the beck and call of this woman who had nothing else to do all day.

... and a brick-to-London the family would have been telling each other that my reluctance to be button-holed several times a day was a case of Anglo 'racism' ... some kind of anti-wogism.


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Reply #19 - Aug 25th, 2013 at 6:34pm
 
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 12:30pm:
If you're a female, they'll leave you alone, but if you're a man ~ you'll soon have some Neanderthal knocking on your door wanting to engage you in fisticuffs on your own front lawn.

Like yourself, I live in a lower socio-economic neighbourhood where eye-contact is not recommended as you go about your business.

Avoiding eye-contact with your neighbours is your first line of defence.


Most of the contact with neighbours has been by an anonymous note, although I have approached a few people personally and always hoped no-one would take revenge. Those were the days when I had a couple of large, aggressive dogs - so I felt safe. I wouldn't do it today.

I did have some psycho come to my front porch once and throw a few plant pots at the house. That was a bit worrying.

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 12:30pm:
I once asked a neighbour who's a gun fanatic if he knew where I could get an airgun from. I even explored the possibility of getting an airgun through the mail from the US.

A stinging ping on the flank of a visitting cat would soon stop it coming over.


What if you accidentally hit it in the eye? Those BB guns used to be sold over the counter when I was a child. My brother had one he used for shooting water rats when he was only about 8. The laws were slack then and nobody cared whether a kid lost an eye or got shot in the ear by one of those things.

I doubt you could import one, but you could possibly buy one on the black market if your neighbour has some contacts for illegal weapons.
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Reply #20 - Aug 25th, 2013 at 7:10pm
 
mantra wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 6:34pm:
Most of the contact with neighbours has been by an anonymous note,


My brother once left a polite note on someone's door about their dog barking incessantly all night long, and sure enough this fellow and a friend knocked on every door in the neighbourhood streets.

My brother immediately said it was him who left the note, and the issue was the barking dog and not initiating a vendetta.

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It's stopped in the last 6 months in the next street from me, but there used to be several residential properties that had big dogs with big deep voices barking almost non-stop at night for hours.

Thank God they were a little too far from me to be a nuisance, but I used to wonder how the hell the neighbours over there could put up with this racket for about 6 or 7 years that it went on.

I genuinely believe that Australians have thick skins and semi-anaesthetised nerves that makes them a lot more immune to being annoyed or disturbed by the sort of racket that upsets people from north and western Europe.

The insensitivity is something I've noticed since arriving here.

The nerve synapses don't fire so readily as they do with people from the temperate climates, and this makes Australians surprised that you're feeling a bit pissed off with some persistent racket like a barking dog or a sound system playing at full blast.

It's why we're called 'whingeing Poms' because our sensitivities haven't yet had time to adjust to Australian conditions and become dulled into a semi-comatose stupor from the summer heat, the bad beer, and the mindless idiocy of 'Footy'.  Cool

mantra wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 6:34pm:
Those were the days when I had a couple of large, aggressive dogs - so I felt safe. I wouldn't do it today.


Perhaps it's time you got a large and aggressive husband (or Toy Boy?)

mantra wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 6:34pm:
What if you accidentally hit it in the eye?


I don't drink and I don't suffer from Parkinson's, so the only chance of me shooting it in the eye would be if someone knudged my elbow and said ... "Go on, then!" ... just as I pulled the trigger.

mantra wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 6:34pm:
... but you could possibly buy one on the black market if your neighbour has some contacts for illegal weapons.


Oh hell no. He's incorruptible. He does everything about guns to the letter of the book. No cut corners. I could hit him, and he wouldn't punch me back because that alone would lose him his fire arm licence.
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Reply #21 - Aug 25th, 2013 at 10:45pm
 
Herbert .. you need one of these .... stop annoying your neighbours

http://www.catsafe.com.au/
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John Smith wrote on Aug 25th, 2013 at 10:45pm:
Herbert .. you need one of these .... stop annoying your neighbours

http://www.catsafe.com.au/


Oh God ... not you too. At my cat forum website I've been hounded (is that the right word?) by mobs of North Shore cashed-up doctors' wives that I should buy a whole complex of modular cage-tunnels for my cats in the backyard.

Not .... a ..... chance. No way.

That's just way too precious.

If I was a breeder of $1000 exotic pussy-cats to supplement my meager Age Pension I might consider it worthwhile to protect my little furry investments, but ... all I have are lower socio-economic moggy bogans with no pretensions and appalling table-manners.

In fact, for the first time ever Gizmo gave my face a spray about 3 in the morning last night. True story. I'm going to have to close the bedroom door in future.   

Love comes in many forms, but being woken at 3 in the morning by a stream of hot piss from a cat that's lady gaga about me is not an option.

I'm seriously thinking of pissing on Gizmo in the backyard to see how he reacts. It might teach him a lesson. First I'll stick him in the wire cat-trap cage so he can't make a bolt for it ...
(evil chuckling issues from deep in my throat)

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Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 26th, 2013 at 8:21am:
In fact, for the first time ever Gizmo gave my face a spray about 3 in the morning last night. True story. I'm going to have to close the bedroom door in future.   Love comes in many forms


you can seek help for that you know .....
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John Smith wrote on Aug 26th, 2013 at 8:31am:
Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 26th, 2013 at 8:21am:
In fact, for the first time ever Gizmo gave my face a spray about 3 in the morning last night. True story. I'm going to have to close the bedroom door in future.   Love comes in many forms


you can seek help for that you know .....


What? Give Gizmo the chop? I can't do that. When I got Gizmo he fit weightlessly in the palm of my hand like a little ball of fluff.

Our destinies are linked forever.

True Love.

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