Belgarion wrote on Apr 7
th, 2013 at 11:25am:
Actually, on Tuesday I'm off to Scotland for 3 weeks for a family wedding, so I will not be able to post for a bit, unless I can hack someones wifi. Don't think I've vanished permanently. I'll be back.
Be careful not to take on board anything made of pig skin.
Wallet, brief case, upper-shoe leather, belt, shoulder holster, hat-band, watch-band, knife-sheath, bull-whip, camera case and strap, tinny-holder, etc.
If the burqa-bagged stewardesses find you with any of these items they might declare you 'haram' and toss you out of the 'moving vehicle' at a height of 37,000ft (11km/7 miles) travelling at 478 knots (550mph).
And when you come back from Scotland for God sake don't bring any duty-free whisky back because that too is 'haram' and you might find yourself ..... being tossed out of the 'moving vehicle' at a height of 37,000ft (11km/7 miles) travelling at 478 knots (550mph).