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Bastard child "Global Warming" up for adoption
Jan 12^th, 2013 at 6:36am

Who wants to adopt the troublesome bastard child Global Warming? He has been nothing but trouble and it's near impossible to predict what he'll do next.

Anyone interested?

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8 January 2013 - There has been media coverage today about our experimental decadal global temperature prediction, which is routinely updated in December each year.

The latest decadal prediction suggests that global temperatures over the next five years are likely to be a little lower than predicted from the previous prediction issued in December 2011.

However, both versions are consistent in predicting that we will continue to see near-record levels of global temperatures in the next few years.

This means temperatures will remain well above the long-term average and we will continue to see temperatures like those which resulted in 2000-2009 being the warmest decade in the instrumental record dating back to 1850.

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http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/news/releases/archive/2013/decadal-forecasts

Don't you just love the "both versions are consistent" message from the pulpit. The Met Office is never wrong because it has two versions of the one event.

In medical news Britain's hospitals have recently admitted a large number of Met Office meteorologists who are at the point of exhaustion after spending hours devoted to masturbating. I'm sure you will join with me in wishing them a speedy recovery.

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Re: Bastard child "Global Warming" up for adoption
Reply #1 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:18am

salad in wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 6:36am:

Who wants to adopt the troublesome bastard child Global Warming? He has been nothing but trouble and it's near impossible to predict what he'll do next.

Anyone interested?

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8 January 2013 - There has been media coverage today about our experimental decadal global temperature prediction, which is routinely updated in December each year.

The latest decadal prediction suggests that global temperatures over the next five years are likely to be a little lower than predicted from the previous prediction issued in December 2011.

However, both versions are consistent in predicting that we will continue to see near-record levels of global temperatures in the next few years.

This means temperatures will remain well above the long-term average and we will continue to see temperatures like those which resulted in 2000-2009 being the warmest decade in the instrumental record dating back to 1850.

[...]

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/news/releases/archive/2013/decadal-forecasts

Don't you just love the "both versions are consistent" message from the pulpit. The Met Office is never wrong because it has two versions of the one event.

In medical news Britain's hospitals have recently admitted a large number of Met Office meteorologists who are at the point of exhaustion after spending hours devoted to masturbating. I'm sure you will join with me in wishing them a speedy recovery.

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Re: Bastard child "Global Warming" up for adoption
Reply #2 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:44am

buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 10^th, 2013 at 8:16pm:

A few INDISPUTABLE, UNDENIABLE FACTS

■The hottest average maximum temperature ever recorded across Australia – 40.33 degrees, was set on Monday, January 7, 2013 - surpassing the old record of 40.17 °C set in 1976. (Bureau of Meteorology)

■The number of consecutive days where the national average maximum daily temperature exceeded 39°C has also been broken this week—seven (7) days (between 2–8 January 2013), almost doubling the previous record of four (4) consecutive days in 1973, (BOM)

■According to the National Climate Data Centre, nine of the 10 hottest years on record have been since 2000 (the other is 1998).

■While temperatures vary on a local and regional scale, globally it has now been 27 years since the world experienced a month that was colder than average. "If you’re 27 or younger, you’ve never experienced a colder-than-average month" - Philip Bump, Grist, November 16, 2012.

■The CSIRO has found Australian annual average daily maximum temperatures have steadily increased in the last hundred years, with most of the warming trend occurring since 1970.

■The Bushfire CRC (Cooperative Research Centre) says large areas of southern Australia, from the east coast to the west coast, face “above average fire potential” in the summer of 2012-13. According to the Climate Institute extreme fire danger days are expected to rise more than 15 per cent in south-eastern Australia.

■The last four months of 2012 - globally - were the hottest on record. (British Met Office) and 2012 was the hottest year the continental United States of America has ever recorded.("2012 Was the Hottest Year in U.S. History. And Yes - It's Climate Change", Bryan Walsh, TIME 8 January, 2013).

■The hot-dry trend is expected to continue, with the Climate Commission predicting large increases in the number of days over 35°C this century.

■Around the world, 2013 could be the hottest ever recorded by modern instrumentation, according to a recent study by Britain’s Met Office. If that turns out to be accurate, 2013 would surpass the previous record, held jointly by 2005 and 2010.

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Re: Bastard child "Global Warming" up for adoption
Reply #3 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:46am

salad in wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 6:36am:

Who wants to adopt the troublesome bastard child Global Warming? He has been nothing but trouble and it's near impossible to predict what he'll do next.

Anyone interested?

Quote:

8 January 2013 - There has been media coverage today about our experimental decadal global temperature prediction, which is routinely updated in December each year.

The latest decadal prediction suggests that global temperatures over the next five years are likely to be a little lower than predicted from the previous prediction issued in December 2011.

However, both versions are consistent in predicting that we will continue to see near-record levels of global temperatures in the next few years.

This means temperatures will remain well above the long-term average and we will continue to see temperatures like those which resulted in 2000-2009 being the warmest decade in the instrumental record dating back to 1850.

[...]

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/news/releases/archive/2013/decadal-forecasts

Don't you just love the "both versions are consistent" message from the pulpit. The Met Office is never wrong because it has two versions of the one event.

In medical news Britain's hospitals have recently admitted a large number of Met Office meteorologists who are at the point of exhaustion after spending hours devoted to masturbating. I'm sure you will join with me in wishing them a speedy recovery.

this without a doubt the most boring topic on here....I cannot believe those that fear the end of the world are not out there battling horrendous bushfires.. that predict the end is Nye

shouldnt they be trying to save this planet.. instead of trying to fix flatearthers by insulting them???

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Re: Bastard child "Global Warming" up for adoption
Reply #4 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:52am

buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:44am:

buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 10^th, 2013 at 8:16pm:

A few INDISPUTABLE, UNDENIABLE FACTS

■The hottest average maximum temperature ever recorded across Australia – 40.33 degrees, was set on Monday, January 7, 2013 - surpassing the old record of 40.17 °C set in 1976. (Bureau of Meteorology)

■The number of consecutive days where the national average maximum daily temperature exceeded 39°C has also been broken this week—seven (7) days (between 2–8 January 2013), almost doubling the previous record of four (4) consecutive days in 1973, (BOM)

■According to the National Climate Data Centre, nine of the 10 hottest years on record have been since 2000 (the other is 1998).

■While temperatures vary on a local and regional scale, globally it has now been 27 years since the world experienced a month that was colder than average. "If you’re 27 or younger, you’ve never experienced a colder-than-average month" - Philip Bump, Grist, November 16, 2012.

■The CSIRO has found Australian annual average daily maximum temperatures have steadily increased in the last hundred years, with most of the warming trend occurring since 1970.

■The Bushfire CRC (Cooperative Research Centre) says large areas of southern Australia, from the east coast to the west coast, face “above average fire potential” in the summer of 2012-13. According to the Climate Institute extreme fire danger days are expected to rise more than 15 per cent in south-eastern Australia.

■The last four months of 2012 - globally - were the hottest on record. (British Met Office) and 2012 was the hottest year the continental United States of America has ever recorded.("2012 Was the Hottest Year in U.S. History. And Yes - It's Climate Change", Bryan Walsh, TIME 8 January, 2013).

■The hot-dry trend is expected to continue, with the Climate Commission predicting large increases in the number of days over 35°C this century.

■Around the world, 2013 could be the hottest ever recorded by modern instrumentation, according to a recent study by Britain’s Met Office. If that turns out to be accurate, 2013 would surpass the previous record, held jointly by 2005 and 2010.

IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE ACCURATE..

what a hoot! who pays these guys I wonder?

so many PREDICTIONS>.. and they call this science..

might give the old zodiac queen a go and see what her PREDICTIONS are...

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Re: Bastard child "Global Warming" up for adoption
Reply #5 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 8:01am

cods wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:52am:

buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:44am:

buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 10^th, 2013 at 8:16pm:

A few INDISPUTABLE, UNDENIABLE FACTS

■The hottest average maximum temperature ever recorded across Australia – 40.33 degrees, was set on Monday, January 7, 2013 - surpassing the old record of 40.17 °C set in 1976. (Bureau of Meteorology)

■The number of consecutive days where the national average maximum daily temperature exceeded 39°C has also been broken this week—seven (7) days (between 2–8 January 2013), almost doubling the previous record of four (4) consecutive days in 1973, (BOM)

■According to the National Climate Data Centre,
nine of the 10 hottest years on record have been since 2000
(the other is 1998).

■While temperatures vary on a local and regional scale, globally it has now been 27 years since the world experienced a month that was colder than average
. "If you’re 27 or younger, you’ve never experienced a colder-than-average month" - Philip Bump, Grist, November 16, 2012.

■The CSIRO has found Australian annual average daily maximum temperatures have steadily increased in the last hundred years, with most of the warming trend occurring since 1970.

■The Bushfire CRC (Cooperative Research Centre) says large areas of southern Australia, from the east coast to the west coast, face “above average fire potential” in the summer of 2012-13. According to the Climate Institute extreme fire danger days are expected to rise more than 15 per cent in south-eastern Australia.

■The last four months of 2012 - globally - were the hottest on record. (British Met Office) and 2012 was the hottest year the continental United States of America has ever recorded.("2012 Was the Hottest Year in U.S. History. And Yes - It's Climate Change", Bryan Walsh, TIME 8 January, 2013).

■The hot-dry trend is expected to continue, with the Climate Commission predicting large increases in the number of days over 35°C this century.

■Around the world, 2013 could be the hottest ever recorded by modern instrumentation, according to a recent study by Britain’s Met Office. If that turns out to be accurate, 2013 would surpass the previous record, held jointly by 2005 and 2010.

IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE ACCURATE..

what a hoot! who pays these guys I wonder?

so many PREDICTIONS>.. and they call this science..

might give the old zodiac queen a go and see what her PREDICTIONS are...

If you READ all of the above, you would realise it as RECORDED, HISTORICAL FACT
There is little in the way of PREDICTION

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The_Barnacle Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Bastard child "Global Warming" up for adoption Reply #6 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 9:46am buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:44am: ■According to the National Climate Data Centre, nine of the 10 hottest years on record have been since 2000 (the other is 1998). No that cant be right. I have been assured by Progs and Longy that global warming has stopped for the past 16 years.
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Reply #7 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:07am

The_Barnacle wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 9:46am:

buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:44am:

■According to the National Climate Data Centre, nine of the 10 hottest years on record have been since 2000 (the other is 1998).

No that cant be right. I have been assured by Progs and Longy that global warming has stopped for the past 16 years.

Cheesy

Will be for 20 years according to the MET office data, but not their words. Gotta keep the cultist agenda going regardless of data.

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Reply #8 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:08am

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■While temperatures vary on a local and regional scale, globally it has now been 27 years since the world experienced a month that was colder than average. "If you’re 27 or younger, you’ve never experienced a colder-than-average month" - Philip Bump, Grist, November 16, 2012.

Yet the retards still deny.

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Reply #9 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:22am

The_Barnacle wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 9:46am:

buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:44am:

■According to the National Climate Data Centre, nine of the 10 hottest years on record have been since 2000 (the other is 1998).

No that cant be right. I have been assured by Progs and Longy that

global warming has stopped for the past 16 years.

That story was started by a columnist ( ... it isn't just Australia that has "Andrew Bolts) with the UK's "Daily Mail" newspaper - supposedly based on a press release from the UK Met Office

The Met Office have FLATLY DENIED any such statement

It DOES show up the old "repeat a lie often enough, some people will come to believe it"
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Reply #10 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:38am

progressiveslol wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:07am:

The_Barnacle wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 9:46am:

buzzanddidj wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 7:44am:

■According to the National Climate Data Centre, nine of the 10 hottest years on record have been since 2000 (the other is 1998).

No that cant be right. I have been assured by Progs and Longy that global warming has stopped for the past 16 years.

Cheesy

Will be for 20 years according to the MET office data, but not their words. Gotta keep the cultist agenda going regardless of data.

And why do you think all these scientists are scamming the worlds population?

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Reply #12 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:45am

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:41am:

Nothing to do with a vested interest in promoting their preferred technologies eh?

Heaven forbid.

Huh?

What have research scientists got to do with making money out of renewable energy? Do they have shares in the companies or something?

Or do you just lump them all in the "lefty, greenie, treehugging" camp

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The Right Wing only believe in free speech when they agree with what is being said.

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Reply #13 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:50am

I work in the energy sector and know full well that some of the most senior research and climate change supporters have invested heavily in the renewables sector programmes against which we compete.

Investing in a programme then going on the media and whipping up hysteria to create a climate which will benefit their programme.

If we in the petroleum industry do that we get slammed as unethical.

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Reply #14 - Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:51am

skippy. wrote on Jan 12^th, 2013 at 10:08am:

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■While temperatures vary on a local and regional scale, globally it has now been 27 years since the world experienced a month that was colder than average. "If you’re 27 or younger, you’ve never experienced a colder-than-average month" - Philip Bump, Grist, November 16, 2012.

Yet the retards still deny.

I will ask again Einstein, what caused it 27 years ago.

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