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How to Make an Outdoor Cooling System?
Nov 14^th, 2012 at 1:32pm

Hi all,

As I have little idea, cool your outdoor living space up to 25 degrees on a hot day with an outdoor cooling system. According to the Front Porch Ideas and More website, an outdoor cooling system like a mister system is simple to make with tubing, fittings and a garden hose. So that if any idea spark anyone's mind to make an outdoor cooling system, then kindly share with me.

Thanks in advance!
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bobbythefap1 Gold Member Offline Posts: 7026 Listen now to the rain	Re: How to Make an Outdoor Cooling System? Reply #1 - Nov 14^th, 2012 at 1:36pm I prefer slaves, an adequately fed one can wave a fan at quite an efficient rate.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: How to Make an Outdoor Cooling System? Reply #2 - Nov 14^th, 2012 at 2:09pm bobbythefap1 wrote on Nov 14^th, 2012 at 1:36pm: I prefer slaves, an adequately fed one can wave a fan at quite an efficient rate. last time I tried that approach wifey refused to cook my dinner ....
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Re: How to Make an Outdoor Cooling System?
Reply #3 - Nov 14^th, 2012 at 9:21pm

What about using a heat pump that relies on the sun's energy. You choose a liquid that vaporizes around ambient temperature. One part of the closed device is buried in the soil (condenser) the other part is vapour space. The vapour travels from one side of the loop to the other and drives a paddle wheel with a magnet. The magnet is coupled to another magnet outside the tube, which is built into a cog, which forms part of a differential gearing system. The final gear is attached to a plastic fan.

A solar driven fan.

Then again, you could wear one of these (boring)

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FriYAY Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 7395	Re: How to Make an Outdoor Cooling System? Reply #4 - Nov 15^th, 2012 at 11:20am See Coolgardie Safe.....
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... Gold Member Offline Posts: 23673 WA Gender:	Re: How to Make an Outdoor Cooling System? Reply #5 - Nov 15^th, 2012 at 11:24am I've just perfected an ingenious device that requires no electricity, but effectively cools. Email me for an obligation free quote.
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Re: How to Make an Outdoor Cooling System?
Reply #6 - Nov 15^th, 2012 at 11:44am

... wrote on Nov 15^th, 2012 at 11:24am:

I've just perfected an ingenious device that requires no electricity, but effectively cools.

http://images.watoday.com.au/2009/06/30/610479/article-sprinkler-420x0.jpg

Email me for an obligation free quote.

If you can get the same results with irrigation then I will get a quote.

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muso Gold Member Offline Posts: 13151 Gladstone, Queensland Gender:	Re: How to Make an Outdoor Cooling System? Reply #7 - Nov 15^th, 2012 at 5:57pm I prefer my "Heath Robinson" version
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Re: How to Make an Outdoor Cooling System?
Reply #8 - Nov 16^th, 2012 at 4:48pm

1 x Generator (4 stroke).
1 x Refrigerator
4 Litres of Petrol (unleaded)

Step 1. Pull the shelves out of the refrigerator.
Step 2. Put the petrol in the generator.
Step 3. Plug the refrigerator into the generator.
Step 4. Start the generator.
Step 5. Wait 60 mins.
Step 6. Open the refrigerator door and stand between the door and the refrigerator.

Enjoy.

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